Patti's Still Got It for Season Six

Rachel reflects on Man Child Brian and Wounded Wally Daniel... and their rocky dates.

Well hey there, did you miss us? It has been a long wait, but team MC are back in the house.

Let’s see now, Destin and I have a whole new look to go along with our new office, and a slew of millionaires looking for their lobster. Speaking of creatures of the seas, let’s begin shall we?

I had the pleasure of bringing in my client, Brian Holloway II. Let’s call him “Deuce.” Brian, aka “Deuce,” needed a good girl to bring him back from the sea and make him a land-lover and not a salty dog.

Deuce chose, in the end, the perfect girl Jady. She was cute, a little sassy, and just what he needed. The date, however, was a complete disaster, and I thought poor Jady was going to have to toss an SOS message-in-a-bottle out to sea! Six hurls and a buffet later they were already planning a second date. Kudos to you, Captain Brian.

My thoughts on Daniel and Lindsay are laced in rainbows, cupcakes, and sunshine. Those two are a perfect match, and I wish them the best of luck!

This was such a great start to a New Year, wasn’t it? Let’s keep the matches rolling and sail off into the sunset.

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