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Patti hopes they master cloning so Justin can date himself, but she's ecstatic Michael let his inner nerd hang out.
Patti teaches Rachel to ditch the uber aggressive macho men and helps tough teddy Steve go for the beauty inside.
Patti can't believe "Vegas" Dave walked out on her mixer -- he couldn’t get a quality girl in a million years.
On paper Patti's clients are a "girl's wet dream," but this frat brat and shy dentist need our Matchmaker’s help.