We wonder if Mr. Armani understands as little of what Rachel's saying as she does of what he's saying.

Rachel and her adoring fans

Brad and Rodger at the Armani show

Milan Rouge

Rachel keeps a close eye on the runway for any signs of an Oscar gown.

Rachel attacks the Pucci designer backstage.

One hand on the hip? Rachel means biznass.

Rachel checks out some options.

Rachel and the Technicolor Dreamcoat

Johnny Weir tries on the blazer he eventually rocks at the Indie Spirits.

Brad tries to be graceful.

Rachel must've watched The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion and decided to hug it out.

Johnny Weir shirtless! (Whistle)

Back bends!

Cute!

Rachel, her sassy hat, and Brad

Rachel comes undone.

Rachel describing what needs to be done to Demi's Oscar look.

Rodger and Rachel get ready for an event.

Rachel and Rodger get their hair did.

Rachel giving Rodger the stink eye.

Rodger has had enough!

Brad eats nacho Doritos on a white couch.

Rachel worries that Cameron Diaz won't make the red carpet on time.

Rachel and Rodger enjoy the fruits of their labor.

Rodger's over it.