Joey Maalouf

Joey tries to explain Rachel's hospital styling choices and his love for Molly Simms.

on Oct 18, 20110

Funniest thing Rodger has ever said. . ."Rachel needs to Relax".

In all the years I've known Rachel she has never relaxed -- maybe three days out of the year during the holidays. Especially, not while she has so much going on and she's incapable of doing anything because of her pregnancy. She's too much of a control freak.

Obvi, I went straight to visit her. I got to witness the pack for the hospital. Rachel is cray cray -- a Chanel sweater is not what you wear when giving birth, but in true RZ form she has to be FAB!

9 comments
Wisconsin Viewer
Wisconsin Viewer

I am no longer watching the show because of you! I am going to be watching Brad!

Fisherman
Fisherman

Molly Sims is a very nice lady but a "B" actress. You did a great job with her and I hope that your business does well.

Viewer
Viewer

Watching you on the latest episode and after you dressed Molly seeing your reaction of being super excited was so funny! Loved it!

annynan
annynan

Joey, Watching you after Molly was on her way to the gallery opening, I was very, very touched by the look of absolute elation and joy on your face. Your reaction to her happiness was so dear to watch and you did such a fabulous job. Molly looked incredible and the RR dress was beautiful on her. You did such a fabulous job!! Way to go, Mr. Stylist Extrordinaire!

MJMayer
MJMayer

As I peruse the comments on the blogs of episode 6 of the Rachel Zoe Project, I notice that Joey's blog has NO comments. Let me assure you that it's not that viewers have nothing to say about you Missy. It's that they have nothing to say TO you. You in the last six weeks have alienated many many viewers. You, all by your self-centered, materialistic, vendictive little self have turned enough long standing viewers off this show to the extent that they not only have cease watching but are looking forward to Brad's scheduled show "It's a Brad, Brad World". Although I was heartsick that Brad had left saying that he wanted to spend more time with his dog Jasper and his boyfriend. Only to find out that he started his own stylist business. I was incredulous that he would turn on Rachel and Roger - RZ, Inc. "After everything they had done for Brad"? Well as the last six episodes have unfolded, we have seen a side of Mr.& Mrs Zoe (yes...I know their name is Berman, but Roger being the mealy mouthed, whiney husband that he is makes his wife the head of that household) that makes both Taylor and Brad's departure understandable. In fact, one wonders how the pair lasted as long as they did. I know that you miss Brad like a bad case of tonsilitis, but with Brad flying the coup, your little mind has deluded you into thinking that you are the second coming of Christ. That you are not only the top hair stylist/make-up artist, but you will end up being the top stylist at RZ, Inc. Ha! All because Rachel has taken you on for hair and make-up, does not mean that you are "special". Ray Charles could have done better hair and make-up than you. All because Rachel finds your marginal skills worth paying for doesn't mean you are a leader in your chosen career. The best that Rachel has looked is when her hair and make-up was done for the photo shoot in Episode 1 of Season 4, when she and Roger posed in a bed. Her make-up made her look her age (not the 15 years older)and her hair was the softest fresh look I've ever seen. Those hair and make-up men were true pros.

And one last suggestion for something you just might consider. When you go to casa de Berman...call first and when you arrive ring the bell. Although I know you feel a member of the family - attempt to act like you have class. And when you are in the house, don't stand where ever you are and beller for Rachel or Roger. This is now a home with a beautiful little baby that doesn't need some interloper acting like his agenda takes presidence over him. I am certain that you will have to adjust to not being the only child in the house now, but you need to grow up and accept this beautiful baby.

Zeek05
Zeek05

Where did you learn to apply make-up? Your technique is quite different.

EllisB
EllisB

I think your brother may be more hilarious than you! Bea Aurthur! Love it!

MsMaryd
MsMaryd

Just finIshed watching the styling for Molly...I was nervous to see how it turned out but it was great! Goooo Joey!