Finally! Finally the world sees how Rachel went to the hospital.

I know, I know, I could't resist. I broke from our usual formatting to give you that little triffle. Frankly, that moment could stand as my entire recap. It filled me with that much glee that it could summarize the entire Rachel Zoe giving birth experience, but we're full service here, and I'm going to give you a little more. I've grown attached to you in these six episodes so far. Now let's go back to the start, Coldplay-style.