Imagine a time when the "all about Aubrey" would be positive.

She's fallen into a fashion hole she needs Rachel's help escaping.

Sure, the girl can't help it, but Fergalicious would could stand to look a little more polished and a little less -licious.

Orange you overdoing it just a little bit J.Love?

When the internet creates a blog from the perspective of your child as a fashion icon, and not you -- you need to step your game up.

This is not the teenage dream America girls need to look up to.

Rachel would definitely throw some glitter, most likely into the trash.

With Zoe's help, the world might have never met Jo Calderone. Or they at least might have meet a cleaner, more tailored version of LG's alter ego.

SARS masks, not a part of Rachel's debut collection, or any collection thereafter.

Perhaps beyond saving. . .

Make Beyonce proud Solange and refine your signature crazy style.

If you are going to date America's most eligible bachelor, you're going to have to bring it a little harder than this.