Imagine a time when the "all about Aubrey" would be positive.

She's fallen into a fashion hole she needs Rachel's help escaping.

Sure, the girl can't help it, but Fergalicious would could stand to look a little more polished and a little less -licious.

Orange you overdoing it just a little bit J.Love?

When the internet creates a blog from the perspective of your child as a fashion icon, and not you -- you need to step your game up.

This is not the teenage dream America girls need to look up to.

Ke$ha could definitely throw some glitter -- hopefully into the trash.

If someone had acted sooner, the world might have never met Jo Calderone. Or they at least might have meet a cleaner, more tailored version of LG's alter ego.

SARS masks: they didn't catch on for a reason.

Perhaps beyond saving. . .

Make Beyonce proud Solange and refine your signature crazy style.

If you are going to date America's most eligible bachelor, you're going to have to bring it a little harder than this.