And we're back. Well, the ladies weren't as outlandish or amusing this week, or maybe I'm just getting used to the antics. The funny thing is how contagious it is and that Kim is slowly becoming the most entertaining by far. Television is here to entertain, and I am thoroughly entertained. I'll try to be a little bit more brief than usual.
So we start out on Cori's boat. Thank you Kim for letting us know that you paid your chef so much money. Those celery sticks did look intricate. I just hope he didn't overwhelm anyone with some foreign dip like guacamole. There really is a 6th housewife and her name is Chardonnay. Without her there is no show, and she is in every scene. I don't think she'll be going anywhere anytime soon. In fact, Kim was willing to drink hers with or without sand. I do actually find Kim refreshing and hilarious because she really doesn't give a crap. Her Gilligan's Island line, her unapologetic smoking and drinking, and her general personality make her an irreplaceable character. With five Lisa's or Deshawn's, we'd be running to TNT to be entertained. I'm not even going to mock them for not knowing how to start the boat because I guarantee you that it would happen to me. Know thyself.
Then we move to the gratuitous yet boring scene of Ed working out. This is the foreshadowing to his return to football, so I suppose it was necessary. Yawn. Get me back to Kim, NeNe and the ever self-involved Sheree so I can be entertained.