Andy: Maybe we're going to get a little performance of ["Tardy"] tonight?
Kim: Yeah, maybe.
Andy: We'll be BUCKLING UP for that.
Kim: Please do.
What did the ladies think of "Tardy for the Party," the live performance?
NeNe: [deadpan] Great.
Lisa: I was tapping my shoe.
Sheree: I thought they did good.
Andy: Aliens have overtaken NeNe Leakes' body.
On NeNe's pole dancing expertise:
Andy: How were the tips?
NeNe: They were quite good ... I know how to do the booty pop.
Andy: OK so you did not want to pull [the wig] off...
Kim:She could have. Look at her, she f'ing has buns of steel, arms of steel...
On Sheree's accusation that Lisa copied off Sheree's fashion line:
Lisa: I was like, copycat? What are we in second grade? You're entitled to your opinion, but I've been [working in fashion] for YEARS.
Ghetto vs. Hood: A NeNe Leakes Explanation:
Those are all really street terms. You know it's all what you think. Some people say they're ghetto because they from the ghetto. And some people say you ghetto but you ain't from the ghetto, it's the way you act. That kind of thing.
So, is Kandi ghetto?
Kandi: I have my ghetto moments.
Kim: I don't know who gets attacked and then makes out with some stranger, but whatever.
Andy: It was on tape. You were with that guy Fernando on tape?
Kim: I was never making out with a guy on tape ... No one gets attacked and then makes out with some stranger.
Andy: But, remember the TAPE?
Kim: He dropped his drawers and showed me some fishnet thong...
Kim: ...mesh - whatever the hell it was. He showed me before the penis implant and after how he walked.
Sheree: Penis injection?!
NeNe: Hey Mister Lindsay Lohan's daddy? You hold on a minute. Get your ass back to Malibu.
Kandi: This song right here? This is my theme song right now. Because when you over all the drama and the haters in your life. See AJ knew what I was talking about it. So I'm gonna dedicate this song to him because he was taken away for petty drama. So put your hands up for AJ, cause he's flyin' above us right now.