Things that made me giggle, cringe, or just left me confused:
1. Kandi: "One minute NeNe is choking you, and the next minute you are protecting her. You need to protect yourself honey!" Sounds like they need a FRIEND CONTRACT!
2. Kim: "Bitch, I will smoke until the day I die." You have my blessing.
3. Phaedra: "Miss Kim seems to be backing down because she knew I was a crazy black women." I could not have said it better myself.
4. Cynthia: FRIEND CONTRACT. You women cannot be seriously still be talking about this. Talk about beating a dead horse.
5. Kim: "I'm glad Phaedra came out, she could stand to get a few things done." No argument there.
6. Phaedra: "I know a stripper that can give himself head." Once a Southern belle, always a Southern belle I guess.
7. NeNe: "Cynthia is almost like a child." I have to admit I do enjoy the Disney channel with Noelle. Tell me you guys don't watch Suite Life On Deck, The Wizards of Waverly Place, and ICarly every now and then?
8. NeNe: "I'm not going to see the dinosaurs, am I going to be blindfolded?" Great idea! Maybe all the mean people at the wedding should have to be blindfolded.
9. Cynthia: "Kim is funny because one minute I am a beautiful super-model, and the next minute I am a raging psycho-path." Talk about a love-hate relationship.
10. Cynthia: "I am weirded out that you think you can sing, that you wear a wig & you had a full on relationship with a married man." Now what's next? Stop trying to pass me the CRAZY flag.