How did you guys like this SUPERSIZED episode? Well there are a lot of things for me to talk about, so here I go.
Kandi Koated Nights is Kandi's weekly show where she talks about sex, sex, and more sex. I stand by my comment that she's obsessed with talking about it. I mean come on, who needs to talk about it to THOUSANDS on a WEEKLY basis? Well, she brought up our "Freak Number." So after we all said what we thought our number was, NeNe said she was a three. Seriously, NeNe? A three? Like I said, Nene is probably a 43. Never mind. Scratch that. She's probably 433. I mean you all saw the Alter Ego photo shoots last season right? POINT PROVEN. She's fooling N-O-B-O-D-Y. Kandi's show was pretty much... disgusting. It was a bit uncomfortable talking about those things. PISSING ON SOMEONE? No, Kandi. NO WATER SPORTS HERE! Gross! Oh and don't let me get started on that stripper... never mind. I won't!
The next day I called NeNe over to my house for some wine and girl talk. NeNe always keeps me laughing, but it made me furious to hear that, "The jury is still out" as to how my girls will end up when they're older. Hasn't her son been to prison? Sorry, Boo, but the JURY HAS SPOKEN! My girls will be fine.
NeNe brought up Tracy and said she didn't think it was a real relationship. Well it was! For the 900th time! It did make me laugh when NeNe said, "If it was good once, I bet you went back twice, girl. Tell me the truth." She's hilarious.