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Kim Zolciak

Poppa Problems

Kim discusses the last two episodes and responds to the cheating question on Kandi Koated Nights.

Nov 8, 2010

 

Welcome back! I was traveling last weekend, so I was unable to blog. This week I have A LOT to say. 

Last week: My assistant Sweetie and I went over to Kandi's house (South of the border) so I could guest star on her online "sex show" Kandi Koated Nights. The subject of cheating came up, and I immediately knew Big Poppa was going to be discussed. They insisted that I was cheating, because Big Poppa was legally married. NO! The way I see it, if you are separated and live on opposite sides of the country then there is NO relationship. Also Poppa and I lived together for quite some time so ... THANK YOU!

When Kandi and her daughter Riley were having the talk about Riley's father not being around, it really hit a soft spot with me. For the majority of my girls' lives I've been a single parent. It's hard not having a male figure in your girls' lives, but somehow you manage to get through it, and it has made us stronger.  

Now lets talk about that Mothers day brunch that Cynthia had for everyone.

My daughter Brielle WAS sick. Anyone who thinks I would use Brielle as an excuse and lie about her being sick is crazy! Never would I use my child in such a way. She had a fever and strep throat, end of story! MOVING ON!

I was totally with NeNe when she said the thought of her mom using a dildo would put her in the psychiatric ward. I find that utterly insane! It's an image I would NEVER want to think about. 

When Phaedra was saying she's 6 months pregnant but wants her baby out now, something wasn't adding up and clearly all of the other ladies agree. This week she said her "DOCTOR" is going to induce her at six months ... Are you serious? If you don't know when your having your baby, or who the father is, or when you got "knocked up," just admit you don't know instead of lying.

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You're blog cracked me up! I loved your daughter's comment---so funny "working the streets" haha

Dude, you are funny.I really think you should get the vocal lessons. Not trying to be mean, but if you want to make it girly you're going to have to show dedication and put in some work. Also, don't be mad at Kandi for being honest with you, that's was TRUE FRIENDS do. I think she really cares about you and you have a true friend in her. I didn't like you too much the first two seasons, but you are so growning on me now that you've stepped out of NENE and Sheree's shadows. We get to see who you really are. Love ya. :0)

I thought Kandi was a little nasty to you, however...voice lessons can't hurt right? Get a different person this time though since you have bad memories of that other lady who didn't seem very helpful. I just think that in any area, coaching and training can only be beneficial. Also you hair looks good this season, which you might want to tell Kandi to check her mullet or whatever the hell she has going on because something just isn't right with her look this season.

A degree is not normally awarded upon completion of an LPN program.

OKAY KIM, I KNOW YOU ARE NOT THAT DISPLACED IN THE MIND TO REALLY THINK THAT BECAUSE BIG POPPA ISN'T LIVING WITH HIS WIFE , YOU DONT CONSIDER HIM TO BE MARRIED - MORE IMPORTANTLY, THAT YOU ARE NOT CHEATING!!!!!!!! COME KIM! I KNOW YOU ARE SMARTER AND BRIGHTER THAN THAT... THIS IS WHAT YOU HAVE CONVINCED YOURSELF TO BELIEVE, BECAUSE YOU KNEW IT WAS WRONG IN THE BEGINNING. LET'S CLEAR IT UP BY DEFINITION. """"""" YOU ARE CHEATING.. IT IS CHEATING""""""" ON YOUR END AND HIS END. MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT!

YOU CRACK ME UP, BUT LET'S CALL A SPADE A SPADE! WHY DON'T WE?

I don't mean to be cruel or hurt your feelings, but you can't sing. You can't carry a tune..and you make yourself look foolish by trying. Please don't tell me about your other song..the producers of the song made it bearable.. Please just give it up and go on to something new..

I didn't hear anyone talking smack about you not being at the lunch, did I miss something? Cynthia clearly stated your daughter was sick, nothing wrong with that. If Kandi asked you NOT to have anyone else listen to the track you should have been kind enough to do so, she's TRYING to help you!! I can't wait to see who we're going to meet - Big Poppa?? Hmmmmmmmmmm

Kim, Have you ever heard, ''One Hit Wonders''? Please quit while you are ahead!

You are so fun to watch. This is turning out to be a fun season because there is very little drama. Hope it stays that way. Take care!

Sherrij, I agree wholeheartedly.......

YOU MAKE THE SHOW. Your stunning and hilarious.. Your voice was clearly eidited in this episode.. no doubt but keep on working girl! WERK!!

LMAO! You got an "LPN" from UConn? Please stop it!!! hahahahaha!!!!!

OMG.... I so agree!!!!

Kim,

Gotta love ya...seriously, you are one happy lady. Seriously, did you pay for any of that furniture in those storage units?? When you were getting mad at your dad, I just kept thinking "give that to your parents!, they want some of it" and also, "it was bought by cheating funds" Wow...I wish that I hadn't gone to school, and been a mistress instead. Damn!!

Nothing really sparks my interest in youbut, the fact that you can not sing OMG please stop before I and the rest of the viewers have to take up collections to get eardrum replacements! LOL GIRL you cant SIIIIIIIIIIIING no matter who write nor produce you!!!!!!!@

Ok. well i have to say i agree. You cant sing. get another hobby. You should be lucky that Kandi made you sound as good as you did on the first track. She is a great friend for even wasting her valuable time on you.

do you not have any hair? why do you wear wigs?

Could you PLEASE stop using the word retarded!!! I have a daughter with Down syndrome and you using that word in the way you do all the time is hurtful and insulting. For yourself and anyone else who feels this is overreacting, I hope the time does not come that something happens to your child and you have a child who is developmentally delayed and that you learn first hand what I am talking about.

You don't like the song, because you don't have the vocals for it, or any other song for that matter. You are in complete denial.

OMG!!!!!!! I have to say im not fond of you and the way you live your life (by dating maried men) but hey to each his own, I get it. BTY...how did you you meet "big poppa"?

Kim, I think you are not such a good friend to Kandi, first of all I would have never tried to write another song for you after you didn't pay her anything at all. You know as well as I and everyone else it took a real MIRACLE WORKER to produce that song and make it sell, so anything she tells you I really would listen. JUST SAYIN'

Your real voice has been broad-casted twice on the show, but you deny any auto tune, act flustered with the people trying to help you & are above a voice coach.

I'm surprised you're still getting help with your "career" with the diva attitude.

After hearing Kim's attempt at singing again, I am reminded of something her father said about hearing her sing at a Christmas pageant and being reduced to tears , I beleive him. She brings me to tears as well, tears of laughter.

In my opinion Kim is not cheating! Kim isn't married; therefore she can't be cheating on anyone. If Big Poppa is in fact still married than he is the one cheating!

Hi Kim! We love you and you are looking more beautiful than ever.. but... about your voice and your singing.. listen to the experts.. you need to get some vocal lessons! It could only make you better and better! A better vocalist... another hit!

Take care!

LMAO! EXACTLY, and from the university of Connecticut? I didn't know the university of Connecticut or any 4 year college had L.P.N programs. And she had me laughing when she stated she worked as a nurse and a waitress at the same time. I know nurses that would work two jobs as a nurse, but not moonlight as a nurse and waitress, lol.

I think Kim made that statement about being a licensed practical nurse with a degree from uconn(LMAO) because people were picking on her saying she was too dumb to be a nurse. And if she is a L.P.N (nothing wrong with being one because they make good money), she'd been better off saying she went to a community college or through a trade/vocation program to obtain her L.P.N license.

She lies about her AGE too.

LOL @ at your daughter's comment about "working the streets". I would go back to that vocal coach that dallas austin hooked you up with. I agree with kandi. she was giving you tough love. but deep down kandi cares about you and wants what's best for you.

1. Your rude 2. Stop talking with your mouth full... It's gross 3. Your judging when or how someone else got pregnant while you are involved with a married man???? 4. Drop the diva attitude...your not one! 5. Tardy for the party was ur 1 miracle. Stop while your ahead. Your voice bites. 6. Don't like these comments? It is exactly the way you talk to and about others. 7. Try nice, polite, thoughtful and genuine. It may help.

Um, not true! My mom is an LPN and has an associates degree! You DO still need to pass a two day exam, though.

OH 2 OTHER THINGS, IF YOU ARE GONNA HAVE A SALE LIKE THAT YOU SHOULD'VE HAD AN ESTATE SALE IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TO "GIVE" IT AWAY OR HAGGLE. AND 2, WHEN YOU ARE ASKED SOMETHING AND YOU DON'T WANT TO ANSWER YOU ALWAYS GET AN ATTITUDE, SAY IT'S OVER, MOVE ON. WHY ARE YOU WANTING INFO AND ASKING QUESTIONS TO EVERYONE WHEN YOU GET MAD WHEN SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING? I KNOW "MOVE ON"

Kim,

YOU CANNOT SING! I wish you could hear yourself, it's horrible. Give it up and let Kandi out of her misery. She doesn't know how to flat out tell you that you are awful -- don't put us through any more of this pain.

Kim - you should really cherish the friendship that KANDI EXTENDS TO YOU. From what I see, she is the only who has proven to be a TRUE FRIEND. The truth of the matter is that any other producer would not waste their time with you (e.g. Dallas Austin), because YOU CAN NOT SING A LICK!!!! Because Kandi is your friend, she is HELPING YOU OUT. Even if you didn't think that the song was "catchy enough for you" you were dead wrong for going around and playing it for other people - especially since KANDI specifically TOLD YOU IT WAS A WORK IN PROGRESS. She gave you the CD for you PRACTICE YOUR SINGING. You just want a get rich quick hit - at KANDI'S EXPENSE. She is way to nice for you as a friend. I am hoping that she drops you like a hot potato in the near future.

Kim - you should really cherish the friendship that KANDI EXTENDS TO YOU. From what I see, she is the only who has proven to be a TRUE FRIEND. The truth of the matter is that any other producer would not waste their time with you (e.g. Dallas Austin), because YOU CAN NOT SING A LICK!!!! Because Kandi is your friend, she is HELPING YOU OUT. Even if you didn't think that the song was "catchy enough for you" you were dead wrong for going around and playing it for other people - especially since KANDI specifically TOLD YOU IT WAS A WORK IN PROGRESS. She gave you the CD for you PRACTICE YOUR SINGING. You just want a get rich quick hit - at KANDI'S EXPENSE. She is way to nice for you as a friend. I am hoping that she drops you like a hot potato in the near future.

KIM...You are HANDS DOWN my favorite Atlanta Housewife!!!... Your personality is so awesome!....each season, I become more of a fan. My girlfriends and I all agree that you are the best dressed and have the best sense of style. Your hair is much nicer this season as well. I would party with you in ATL... you're super cool girl. Keep doing your thing, we love you just the way you are!!! :-)

ps: yes, "working the streets" has me cracking up too!!!

Can I just say how ridiculous it sounds for you to say "i need another hit"?

Do you know how many real songwriters and singers have worked their whole lives to make "real" music? No pun intended.

You are the epitome of the "I me now" generation that is turning our country into "idiocracy".

Kim, What's not to love about you! You are really starting to grow on me and I love all those inappropriate times you start to pour the wine.

Love the singing, the hair, your Dad, and your family.

You are not cheating since Big Papa is the one who is in the committed relationship. He isn't cheating if his wife knows about it.

You couldn't believe how you sounded??? You sounded as you always do..horrible. The song was a terrible song for your extremely limited vocal (or lack thereof) range. I do think; however, you had every right to tell her you didn't like the song. I didn't like it either.

I too have a lovely daughter with Down Syndrome and agree wholeheartedly about Kim's use of the term "retarded". Definitely not overreacting. Unfortunately, Kim's use of that term just shows her ignorance and lack of compassion and class.

Sorry Kim, but you can't sing worth a lick. Never could, never will. NEXT. MOVE ON. You talk, look and act like a trucker so I suggest you move onto THAT line of work. It is more suited to you.

Sleeping with a married man is cheating. PERIOD. I don't care how you spin it or when and if you ever lived with the married man. CHEATING! Get over it. And, you can not carry a tune in your pocket. Technology and Kandi's good graces gave you a 1 hit wonder!!!!. Get over it. Your ignorance has some charm but not enough to make us excuse your behavior. Child, PUHLEEZE! GET OVER IT!!!

I love you - but you can't sing honey. You can't carry a tune in a paper bag!! Stop embarrassing yourself. I was embarrassed FOR you. :-( The only reason Tardy for the Party turned out so good is because of Auto-tune.

Kim, I know you are so excited about all your success and may not be thinking too clearly right now. You need to step back and see what a great friend Kandi is and has been to you. I mean it goes way deep. Surely you see the success of your Tardy for the Party was because of her. Right? Don't you know that deep down in your heart? You are letting your head get too big for your wigs honey. Wake up before she kicks you to the curve. It was so tacky that you have not given her the credit or the money she deserves for that CD making a hit. But that is no big deal since Kandi is already rich and will only become richer because she is MAJOR. Wise up.

Kim if your an artist......I'm a chimpanzee. Every time you call yourself an artist I just gotta rotfl. Candi is an artist, you're NOT. BTW you gonna pay Candi this time? Don't be a leach, do the right thing.

Ok, so all I ask you to do is skip Kandi and go find another producer to dream you up a hit! I mean, seriously, I would love to see you work with someone other than Kandi- by the way- I hope you gave her a nice "thank you" in the form of a cashier's check. Kim- Kandi made your career- I am not sure why she caused us such pain but she did. So you didn't like the song- understood but maybe if you knew what you were doing- you could have adjusted the vocals and made it happen! Oh, wait- that's where the auto tune comes in. I like you on the show but seriously, you are not a pop star. . You just got hooked up by a Grammy Award winning producer.

Still doesn't make it right...especially since Kim knows he is a married man and has not legally divorced. They are both still wrong, no matter how you put it.

I Agree, Kim you can't sing, If you are a registered nurse as you stated on the last episode,why not pursue that. Kim, I don't like the way you treat your assistant Sweetie, try giving her a little more respect. I hope you pay her well,because you sure don't respect her.

Are you stupid its cheating no matter who is married she should not be sleeping with someone else husband and he needs to take care of his business and paying his taxes.

Kim, you are the best. You are funny! Perhaps as a singer you are not Mariah Carey, but I do think if you learned to read music, that would help you gauge where your baseline is. I think everyone can sing - it's just a matter of finding your range and style. Besides that, I think you are a born comedian. You can't say 3 words without making me laugh! I could really see you with your own sitcom. Good luck in all you do!

I don't need to tell you the obvious; you can't sing cuz almost everyone agrees here. What I don't understand is that you THINK you can sing;- want another "hit" and fight the thought of singing coach and you ARE STILL SMOKING!! You will not be forever young; your looks will fade and you are rushing the aging process by smoking - stop it!! You are killing yourself.

You're the single one! You didn't cheat, he did. These chicks need to get over it. As for the singing, if it makes you money....then go for it honey!