Sorry for the delay Atlanta lovers! What a day. As if the live performance of "Google Me" last night wasn't enough of a pre-Thanksgiving treat, the crafty Kim Zolciak revealed that she's with child (get all the details HERE). Congrats, Kim! Looks like the next room she'll be re-decorating is going to be a nursery. (Sorry, Brielle.)
And now some bad news … the mystery of Sheree's dance routine song remains unsolved! No one seems to be able to track it down. So apologies to all, especially commenter "rodz" who was counting on us to find it. And apologies also to commenter "PENIS OINTMENT!!!!" but I do not have any info on where to find said "penis ointment." I was a bit too nervous about what might come up on my screen were I to google this at work, so you're on your own.
Anyway, on to the show. The #3 moment this week goes to Sheree's card game. First off, I loved Sheree answering the door in curlers and owning it. I hate when people show up to my apartment early for things (I'm usually still naked, or in mid dinner prep, or both), so I was on board! But the real fun was all the gossip. When Kandi told everyone that Phaedra was actually 40 weeks pregnant, it was as if all the ladies won the lottery. What's better than being proved right? Evidently giving the "Love Doctor" the third degree about his degrees. I think if I had been in his spot I would have melted into nothing more than a KZ Locks wig under the questioning of NeNe, Lisa, and Kandi. Though I can only imagine what Sheree has in store for him next week. Nobody checks a Boo like Sheree!
PS: Did anyone else think that Sheree and Kandi's shirts were super similar?
PPS: Lawrence was WORKIN' those high heel clogs!
The #2 spot goes to Phaedra's delivery. While there were many highlights to Phaedra's adventures in birthing, one statement in particular really rose above all the rest:
"The first time I looked at him, he just looked Chinese to me."
… I don't think anything else need be said.
Awesome blog! The wig scene was hilariously RHOA. I loved it! They are all such characters, and I really want a KZ locks original! It would be fun to go out and rock a totally new style.
The yellow shirts were totally similar! I had to rewind and check out the shirts again.
Love all the ladies, and I always love it when Nene goes on a rant, in ways I could only wish to go on rants.
That so-called Birthday gift for Kandi wasnt a gift at all! It was just an advertisement for Kims wigs. As such, it was a cheap moment but Kandi was gracious as always.
Excuuuuuuuuuuse me?! How could Nene driving the go-cart while screeeeeeaming her lungs, not get the #1 spot! I was dieing when I was watching that scene!
Nene is a great big insult. Everything has to be about her. She strives for attention. Please grown up and stop being such a instigator. You are having marital problems, yet you find time to still instiagate and insult other people. I thought you were the realist and best of ALL housewives...but you have gotten too caught up in fame. Take time to get your marriage back...that would make for good television too.
Actually, the wig was very nice, it just didn't look right on Kandi. And Kandi saying she didn't like the wig, was just the same as Kim saying she didn't like Kandi's song. In fact, Kandi was rude about the wig--it was meant with good intentions.
Didn't someone have to clear the rights for that song? Seems crazy that no one in all of Bravo has any idea what it might be.
The editors and the powers that be in Bravo land clearly want to skew facts and make it appear that Kim Z makes the show...NOT! Every week one of her lame moments is chosen for the top spot (I will admit she has been funnier lately and at least one of those top spots was deserved but that's about it). Kim was featured for half a minute in the show in a VERY forgettable scence and gets the top spot? Don't insult my (very high) intelligence Bravo; this smacks of nothing more than politicking to assuage mainstream America. Anyways I will begrudgingly admit that the real top spot should have gone to Phaedra and her delivery; she had a bunch of one liners that had me in stitches (laughing at her and not with her). SMH please do better Bravo; I know I'm not the only person who notices the not-too-subtle shade you are throwing to the other housewives (hmmm I wonder what's different about Kim and the others...).
" Child birth is the closest hing to death " lol i think that was funnier. " and what do you call maternal something ... maternal... maternal death " Oh Phaedra how you keep me entertain
If I may put "penis ointment" to rest...it's really bacitracin or some other type of antibiotic ointment (like Neosporin) so that the circumcision site doesn't get infected while it heals.