The BAM! Squad's Assistant Editor selects the top three moments of Episode 5.

Nov 2, 2010


I hope you've all sufficiently recovered from your post-Halloween hangovers. If not, let The Boo! Squad (I couldn't resist, sorry!) help nurse you back to health. 

The editors here at take Halloween very seriously, as evidenced by our sweet "Just Desserts" judges costumes. Let me tell you, it was no easy task to mold my wig into a pompadour! It took a few hours, some trimming, and copious amounts of Dep gel to get it just right. So besides getting a great picture, I have a much better understanding of wigs. No wonder Kim has so many! Wig upkeep and maintenance is no laughing matter. 

But anyway, on to our #3 moment this week: NeNe and Cynthia's lingerie outing. I think NeNe should think about becoming a dictionary editor, because her definitions are so catchy:

Hooker Boobs (noun) – Real high, nipples to the sky.

How much easier would it be to remember SAT vocab words as defined by NeNe Leakes? Granted "hooker boobs" is unlikely to be used in the analogy or reading comprehension sections, but I'm fairly certain she could come up with something great for "defenestrate" or "bumptious." 

Sheree's date scored the #2 spot, mostly because Sheree's facial expressions were priceless. Exhibit A:

I have to say, I was with Sheree on this one, "Who does that? Make me eat cookie dough off his hands…" I think everyone cringed as he chased her around with his cookie dough laden finger. Call me old fashioned, but eating dough off any part of someone else's body seems a bit presumptuous for a third date. But hats off to Sheree for being a trooper (and for her declaration that she's "not doing bellies anymore")!