I hope you've all sufficiently recovered from your post-Halloween hangovers. If not, let The Boo! Squad (I couldn't resist, sorry!) help nurse you back to health.
The editors here at Bravotv.com take Halloween very seriously, as evidenced by our sweet "Just Desserts" judges costumes. Let me tell you, it was no easy task to mold my wig into a pompadour! It took a few hours, some trimming, and copious amounts of Dep gel to get it just right. So besides getting a great picture, I have a much better understanding of wigs. No wonder Kim has so many! Wig upkeep and maintenance is no laughing matter.
But anyway, on to our #3 moment this week: NeNe and Cynthia's lingerie outing. I think NeNe should think about becoming a dictionary editor, because her definitions are so catchy:
Hooker Boobs (noun) – Real high, nipples to the sky.
How much easier would it be to remember SAT vocab words as defined by NeNe Leakes? Granted "hooker boobs" is unlikely to be used in the analogy or reading comprehension sections, but I'm fairly certain she could come up with something great for "defenestrate" or "bumptious."
Sheree's date scored the #2 spot, mostly because Sheree's facial expressions were priceless. Exhibit A:
I have to say, I was with Sheree on this one, "Who does that? Make me eat cookie dough off his hands…" I think everyone cringed as he chased her around with his cookie dough laden finger. Call me old fashioned, but eating dough off any part of someone else's body seems a bit presumptuous for a third date. But hats off to Sheree for being a trooper (and for her declaration that she's "not doing bellies anymore")!
I don't know of any other way to describe these women than "Ghetto Fabulous"! The ghetto comes-out in each & everyone of them on every episode.
I love love love loe Phaedra. Stop hating on her. Did you ever hear of pickie pregnant mommas. Give her a break. Sjhe is the funniest woman on this show. Stop hating her for being so educated and so intelligent and saying it "like it is". She is a real "hoot". She has a lot of money, so what. She earned it. She has a great sense of humor. Watch her and listen to her. Don't take her real seriously. She is a black Lucille Ball. Her facial contortions and the things she says and the things she jokingly mocks, you would have to be dead not to get them. She is so bright and young. Are you all that dull. Look and listen. She is so refreshing. No boohooing. And no one's life is perfect, believe me. She makes the best of it. And give Appolo a break. He's a great guy. Practice the Golden Rule, Girls. I love her and you'all lighten up, peace
Would only like to add that Bravo should clearly see what the viewers really want from these shows. Why not edit out the disgusting, filthy, vulgar scenes along with the language and give the audiance what they are letting you all know is worth watching....the posters know best. Try it, you already have a winner in putting Cynthia on the show, drop Fake-dra, trashy Kim, now trashy Kandi, leave NeNe (she could clean up her mouth, but is truly funny), leave Sheree, funny and somewhat entertaining, add more beauties with poise and grace like Cynthia and the ratings would explode. I personally think people are tiring of the same old ghetto, gutter junk and want to be able to climb to a higher level and standard in their own personal lives. Cynthia could certainly have a following beyond anything thus far, given a chance to mentor all women young or older, regardless of color. Patti LaBelle was even embarrassed by their actions, to include Kandi's and stated they should act like ladies. There is a new trending being sought, Bravo step up and grab onto this....please. Our society definitely needs some "miss manners" and Cynthia could pull it off.
Kandi, I think you and Sheree are the only sane ones on that show. I wish they showed you telling Kim that she got you for free last song and telling her she needs to pay up or shut up. Not being able to sing well and dissing you, she is a trip!! I can't wait for next week. Phaedra is plain ol' icky. Her shower was so weird. All the other wives reactions were too funny. She truly is classless.
No no no, Nene's sidebar at the Mother's Day Brunch talking about Phaedra's due date:
"Shut up! That's stupid!"
Best moment of the night.
And I thought NeNe was ghetto. Phaedra takes the cake! What a classless piece of work...a pickle, really? REALLY?
PeachesP......I don't recall Nene talking about Greg not making money being the issue at hand. It has been said that he's not currently making as much and sometimes when the title 'providor' changes hands in a relationship it causes stress. However, it's not really clear what the issue is. She mentions trust, so I'm not sure where or why you think $$ comes into play.
Sheree has my cracking up this season. I can't blame her one bit for not feeling Mr. Cookie Dough...cause truthfully I don't think this gentleman has any. I believe this gentleman needs a younger woman he can impress because once a woman reaches her forties she is no longer looking for potential in a man...she's looking to see how he handled his business.
I think that NeNe once again is over the top! I feel sooo bad for Greg. Something else is going on in that marriage that we just don't know about. Greg has taken care of NeNe for all these years & now that he is not making the $ that he used to, he is being tossed to the side. NeNe, you never lose a good thing until it's gone! Trust me, I know. My husband & I were in the same exact position. Remember, a good black man is hard to find! Dont let money, fame & fortune go to your head & make you forget where you came from girl.
SPOT ON! with your top 3 spots of last night's episode! This is a GREAT SEASON SO FAR! Especially love the new additions to the cast. NeNe...just a blast. always entertaining, and open, honest real. she is the queen of one-liners. Sheree...what can I say? Her reactions on this date were priceless. She is strong, confident and FUNNY! Phaedra...HELLO??? Posing with A PICKLE in your mouth is not my definition of how a proper pregnant southern lady poses for posterity. I guess its her idea of what will look good on the mantle, or in the baby album, sucking on a big, green _ _ _ _, I mean, pickle. I AGREE WITH YOU, it had awkward sexual overtones.
Sheree i do not think he is the one he is more down to earth and you are not he is more husband wife home maker and your not he is like like my finger and your like is there a $1000 dollar bill wrap around it lol lol!!!!
Mrs. Southern Bell i didnt like the idea of pickles and baby. it was all her idea for Apollo to come in late with that gift for her that was so tacky of him she even gave him the money for that bag. he dropped her off Peter asked her ( where's Apollo she stated ooh he's coming late his at work ) yeah right he was at the mall getting that bag. did u guys she that miss show off ( OOH this is just the bag i wanted ) ok Mrs sugar mamma
This guy Sheree is dating is not the one! Lick cookie dough off his fingers? YUK! And what was up with his shirt being unbuttoned? Sheree, run and don't look back!
that pickle scene was DISGUSTING and no laughing matter. it was more an example of trash while providing obvious proof that this woman read a book about the class and respect that many "southern women" have. she makes a mockery of all things southern and female. there is an excuse for the ex con to bring a gift to a mother's day event with other mothers present, and it's not a reflection of class and/or manners!! he is only trying to follow his sugar mama's instructions so he can maintain his lifestyle. there goes the respect he almost earned for the "quality time" comment as his love language. then i was thinking it could be possible that he might have had a small bit of substance.
I fast forward the pics in pickles, the awkward and uncomfortable scene with the PhD Chef...thats why I donot want to date...Isn't it the 3rd time they have met in person. He is fake and I can tell by Sheree's face that he is not her speed...so why is she doing this! the scene with Kandi and daughter touching, and the scene between Kandi and her mom was also touching. The best scene was the Mother's day brunch...NeNe & Kandi mom was great. I know Kim felt like crawling under the table but it ended well See Nene you and Kandi should be friends ...Kandi would never betray you. That is Kim saying what Kandi is supposedly saying about you to other people. That is not Kandi talking about you....Kandi and please gove this to her. If you care about your career and being successful in the music business drop Kim. Let her get her own company. If your interested in a great singer I'm available....:) Look up Miki Howard she is wonderful. I can croon some standards. Get some good quality stuff back on the airwaves....not you your great :) When I was a child I was able to sing great songs with my mom and not be embarrassed about the lyrics...now stuff is wild...
Sheree, I would like you to design "gym clothes"! Like, Low -raise yoga shorts, sexy yoga pants,tops, etc etc etc... thanks. ;)