Singing, dancing, and a tight ass … this episode was a true showstopper! What more could one ask for on a Sunday night?
Before we dive in, I have to give a shout out to commenter "Love this blog." First off, GREAT name. Second, I agree that Kim and Sheree's discussion last week about the Holiday Inn deserves an honorable mention. Partly because it was hysterical, and partly because it reminded me of Chingy's classic, "Holidae In." So thank you for that!
This week's #3 moment goes to Sheree's new Aston Martin. If I were ever to purchase an Aston Martin (let's be real, I'd probably need to find my own Big Poppa first), I would want it to arrive with Sheree lying across the hood.
Now I totally get the need to treat yourself, so I was on board with Sheree's purchase. After a long week, I'll often treat myself to a delicious baked good or an enormous frozen margarita. Sheree's treat budget just happens to be ever so slightly higher than my own. Her unabashed honesty is probably one of the best things about this season, "Can I downsize? Yes. Do I want to? Not really." I'd expect nothing less, Sheree!
Kim delivered the #2 moment in her coy, demure, and downright coquettish seduction of "Tight Ass." You've got to give Kim credit, she knows what she wants, and she makes it happen. I want to be a singer. Bam! "Tardy for the Party" is born. "You could bounce a quarter off that ass." Bam! She's getting the digits. It seems the hidden secret to picking up men is just to keep complimenting their behind until they ask you out. I'm adjusting my approach accordingly. Best line? "Do I think he'll call me? Duh. Would you call me?" Yes, Kim. I would.
I don't understand why Sheree was so concerned about reaching her charity quota of $5,000...yet she buys an Astin Martin? And spent how much on dance lessons and her outfit?
Not a comment on your blog.......but it is Thursday and yet housewives still have not blogged and some have not in weeks?!?!?! What is up?!
that proposal was VERY WEIRD! i wish he wasn't trying to impress Cynthia's friends. He should have just planned a romantic night with just the two of them. He definatley is lacking in the romance dept!
I yet to have an answer to a BIG question. The show is "Housewives of Atlanta" yet all are single with the exception of NeNe?? So, how are they housewives? Don't get it.
I want someone to clarify something for me PLEASE! Sheree made a comment about how busy she was and everything that she does. She mentioned that she was an "actress" - when did this happen? She was more obnoxious and more self-absorbed than usual. Really, who does this woman think she is?
I CAN'T believe there was no mention of Phaedra saying she needed PENIS OINTMENT for her son when he is circumsized! Where does one finde PENIS OINTMENT? BAM! Squad you must solve this mystery.
I hope this gets posted my comments are NEVER posted.
Can we do an awkward moment countdown?
#1 being when Cynthia reacted to Peter like he was a leper proposing to her. That whole scene gave me retarded tingles...
No no scratch that. That can be #2 after Sheree's dancing.
Hey- One of those moments has to be dedicated for how cheap the housewives are when it comes to charity! These are the same women who will spend money that they don't have on things they don't need.
All those folks only donated $20.00...that is a shame!
I think that it should a part of the Housewives contract for them to blog timely. To be late every once in awhile is understandable, but this season has been absolutely ridiculous!!! The only person who has consistently done a blog on time is the new housewife - Cynthia.
Let's get the ATL ladies to blog on time, come on girls! You are on 2 nights a week at prime time and MOST (not all)are lazy in not keeping up with the episodes.....especially because Sheree's one-liners are the best!
My God! Why is it so hard to find out where NeNe got a peach off one shoulder top (may have been a dress, she was sitting down) ?????? She never says wear she shops or buys her clothes......why?
How much did Bravo donate to Sheree's dancing charity? Did they at least pay for the table the rest of the cheapy housewives sat at? Shame on them for not donating more! It is not like it was going toward paying for Sheree's new car!!