Cast Blog: #RHOA

The Future is Bright

Cynthia on Her Drama-Free Trip

Has Kenya Found Love?

Claudia: Kordell was Barely Flirting

Kenya on NeNe's "Embarrassing" Behavior

Claudia: "These Double Standards are Killing Me"

Kandi: "I'm Not Two-Faced"

Phaedra: I Appreciated Demetria's Apology

Are Demetria and Phaedra Cool?

NeNe on Her Apology

Cynthia: Claudia Can Read with the Best of Them

Claudia: NeNe's Behavior Needed to Be Checked

Kenya on "The Beasts"

Phaedra: Demetria Took Things Too Personally

GIF Recap: Lessons in Reading

Phaedra's Ignorant Comments

Claudia: I'm Not Surprised by NeNe's Ugly Demeanor

Kenya: NeNe Doesn't Want to Like Me

Cynthia: I'm Moving Forward in Grace and Love

Kandi: "I Wasn't Trying to Set Demetria Up"

Phaedra on Being Recognized by the Bar

NeNe: "I'm Not a Fake Friend"

Demetria Responds to the Rumors

Cynthia: Forgiveness is a Process

Phaedra: My Mother is My Rock

Kenya: "An Acknowledgement is Not an Apology"

Claudia: I Do Not Own a Flip Phone

Cynthia: It Was Awkward Seeing Phaedra Uncomfortable

Demetria: I Have No Beef with Kenya

NeNe Explains the Wig

Phaedra: I Was Hoping Apollo Wouldn't Create a Scene

Kenya's Not Interested in Roger Bobb

Claudia: "I'm the Samantha of the Group"

Kenya: Cynthia Commanded the Runway

Phaedra: You Don't Often Come Across Hair Burglary

Cynthia: "I Pray We Can Make Peace"

Claudia: I Could Relate to Cynthia's Insecurities

Cynthia's "Non-Conversation" with NeNe

NeNe: The Pit Bull Act is Not a Good Look

Kenya: If It Looks Like a Fraud...

Phaedra: "I Moved Past This Years Ago"

The Future is Bright

Bravotv.com's Assistant Editor selects the top three moments of Episode 11.

Atlanta is a place of wonder and magic. And this week really proved that dreams can come true between all the dancing, drinking, eating, and laser lights. 

The #3 spot this week goes not so much to a moment, but to Sheree's amazing one liners this season. Her delivery is just spot on, and I have to tip my hat to her. This week's one liner occurred when she said of Cythia, "She's been hanging onto NeNe like a tick. She's got to scratch that bitch off!" Her whispery voice combined with her miming of scratching off a tick was just hysterical. I will say I feel a little bad for Cynthia, because the whole "Friend Contract" was obviously a joke, but I am thankful that all this drama over it helped bring about this little Shere-ism.

I'm really loving all the dancing we've been seeing, so the #2 moment goes to Kim's new dance routine. Who knew she had sixteen years of dance experience? A nurse, a dancer, a singer ... Kim Zolciak is the definition of a Renaissance woman! It seems like every week we discover a new hidden talent of Kim's. Now maybe she wasn't quite familiar with Mitchell's style of dance, but those years of experience didn't quite shine through. I have faith that Kim will pull it together for this bus tour. As she points out, "Kim wants to do what Kim wants to do and what I'm feeling at the moment." And bless you for that, Kim! (P.S. when did this bus tour happen? Did they skip NY, because I would have been first in line for tickets to the Kim/Kandi spectacular.)

And now for the #1 moment ... LASER PIZZA! Kim's alternative weight loss method was perhaps the most amazing thing I've ever seen. First off, Kim's explanation was priceless, "I don't have time for the gym, so I turned to science." This conjured images of Kim rocking a lab coat and stilettos while carefully pipetting chemicals into test tubes. Alternatively it made me think of Weird Science. I'm still unclear as to how the laser was supposed to be helping.

But really Kim took it to the next level with the pizza. Did you honestly ever once think, "Oh this season we'll probably see Kim lying on a bed in a silver bikini having lasers fired at her while she enjoys a big slice of Domino's?" I certainly didn't, and quite frankly it's one of the most amazing visual experiences this show has ever provided. It really put the pickle photo shoot to shame. If this is the future, it's looking bright.