Cast Blog: #RHOA

A Grown Up Lady Conversation

Cynthia: It Was Awkward Seeing Phaedra Uncomfortable

Demetria: I Have No Beef with Kenya

NeNe Explains the Wig

Phaedra: I Was Hoping Apollo Wouldn't Create a Scene

Kenya's Not Interested in Roger Bobb

Claudia: "I'm the Samantha of the Group"

Kenya: Cynthia Commanded the Runway

Phaedra: You Don't Often Come Across Hair Burglary

Cynthia: "I Pray We Can Make Peace"

Claudia: I Could Relate to Cynthia's Insecurities

Cynthia's "Non-Conversation" with NeNe

NeNe: The Pit Bull Act is Not a Good Look

Kenya: If It Looks Like a Fraud...

Phaedra: "I Moved Past This Years Ago"

Claudia: I Am Not Asking for Sympathy

GIF Recap: Saltines, Anyone?

Kenya: Why Would Apollo Try to Hurt Phaedra?

Cynthia: "My Heart Went Out to Kenya"

Phaedra: "NeNe Made a Fair Observation"

Claudia on Her Sit-Down With Porsha

GIF Recap: Pushed to the Brink

Cynthia: Porsha's THOT Comment is Too Ridiculous

Kandi: Cynthia Can't Win for Losing

Phaedra: Cynthia's Behavior was Unbecoming

Claudia on NeNe's Thirsty Comment

Don't Insult Kenya's Virtue

GIF Recap: New 'Wife, New Shade

Phaedra on Being "Super Mommy"

Kenya: I've Never Been Anyone's Whore

Cynthia: I Felt a Connection with Claudia

Kandi: I Felt Bad for Kenya

NeNe Talks Zumanity, Apollo's Shocking Reveal

Claudia on Meeting the 'Wives

GIF Recap: She's Baaack...

NeNe: "I was a Rock for Phaedra"

Cynthia on Her Friendship with Kenya

Kandi: I'll Always be Honest with Phaedra

Phaedra: "It was Apparent the Marriage was Over"

Kenya: This is My Season of Redemption

GIF Recap: Oh the Zumanity!

A Grown Up Lady Conversation

Episode 1:'s Assistant Editor counts down the top three moments.

Welcome back, Atlantimals! It’s been far too long since we’ve traveled down south to check on our favorite belles, and there’s a lot to catch up on – sex toys, funeral homes, babies, modeling schools, NeNe’s dental hygiene status – it’s staggering! 

But never fear, I’ll be making your life easier by counting down the top three moments each week. And if somehow I’ve missed your very favorite scene, feel free to tell me in the comments (because really there are just too many moments to include). 

No. 3 – ‘Wives in Toyland

Phaedra, Sheree, and Kandi hanging out in a sex toy shop… Really what more could you want? Kandi is looking to expand her Kandi Koated brand into the boudoir, so she brought the girls to an adult store to do some research with her. This “research” involved Phaedra singing Tardy for the Party with a vibrator at her throat, hitting people with dildos, and trying out a doggy-style cushion. So overall, the outing was a great success. 

No. 2 – “A Grown Up Lady Conversation”

Now I tend to prefer the odd and funny moments (or anything having to do with a wig), but sometimes the fights just cannot be ignored. Such was the case with Sheree’s plan to have a “grown up lady conversation” with NeNe over an appearance booking Sheree was miffed about. Long story short, Sheree had the event planner on the phone, NeNe had Diana on the phone, and the “conversation” quickly turned into a shouting match. Sheree threw around some accusations that NeNe had to get her teeth fixed because they were rotten and that her car was repossessed from a Home Depot parking lot. NeNe said it was Sheree who didn’t have any money and had her car repossessed. And both of them threatened violence in their interviews. Needless to say, the issue remained unresolved.

One more thing to note: That event planner needs a special shout out for announcing that he couldn’t hear the ladies anymore over all the noise as all hell broke loose in the restaurant. 

No. 1 – A World of Pure Imagination

Everything about Phaedra’s pursuit and passion for the funeral business is just incredible. Really? Entertainment lawyer by day, funeral organizer by night? Well, whatever floats your boat. While I almost opted for the choosing of the hearse that plays music as it drives by, I decided to give the number one spot to the moment when Phaedra reveals her interest in he funeral biz to Kandi for two reasons. One, because I’m obsessed with when she talks about how she loves the details of funerals, like folding their hands or putting gloves on them or giving them a flower. That little hand-folding motion she does will forever be burned into my memory. Two, because of this line, “Kandi’s imagination leads her to the world of sex, my imagination leads me to the world of the dead.” Enough said.

Next week the NeNe, Cynthia, and Kandi hit Miami for a girls’ weekend. And if it’s a girls’ weekend with Kandi, you know exactly where the conversation is going…