No. 3 - A Tight Ass Proposal
Kroy finally pops the question to Kim this week, and while we don't get to see it, we do get to hear Kim explain how it went down to Sheree. Besides presenting her with a blinding ten karat rock, Kroy surprised her at their new home by spelling out "Will you marry me?" with red roses in their backyard. However my favorite part of the proposal was that Kim had her wig off and was wearing sweatpants, a tank top, and slippers. I guess Kroy was really going for the element of surprise, since I can't imagine Kim would choose to face such a momentous occasion wig-less.
Kim also took the opportunity to ask Sheree to be one of her bridesmaids. She did after all introduce the happy couple at the unforgettable Dancing Stars of Atlanta event from last season. Kim requested that Sheree bring her "tight ass" and she delivered. The question now is will all the bridesmaids be wearing She be Sheree?
There's one part of the funeral biz I knew Phaedra would ace -- the casket sale. Phaedra's got a very cool and concerned casket-side manner, and she wields her consoling Southern belle voice perfectly. Her final test went over as smoothly as you'd expect, until the couple she was helping revealed that they were just actors. I kind of wish they had given her a harder time and threw in some more curve balls. Like saying the deceased was a clown and wanted to be buried in clown attire. Or asking if they could get a jewel encrusted coffin. You get the idea.
Whenever Phaedra and Kandi get together, things get very candid. Phaedra's visit to TAGS was no exception. As Phaedra stumbled upon some glittery booty shorts, she let it be known that no one with a donkey-like build should be wearing shorts -- skirts and long pants only. I wonder though, would they be acceptable if worn with a prayer cloth?
Things got really real though when Kandi asked Phaedra if she's trying for a second baby. Their exchange went as follows:
Phaedra: I mean we're having sex unprotected with no birth control
Kandi: He's not pulling out?
Phaedra: Heck no! He's staying in.
Only Phaedra could say this and make it sound hilariously adorable.