Cast Blog: #RHOA

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Cynthia: It Was Awkward Seeing Phaedra Uncomfortable

Demetria: I Have No Beef with Kenya

NeNe Explains the Wig

Phaedra: I Was Hoping Apollo Wouldn't Create a Scene

Kenya's Not Interested in Roger Bobb

Claudia: "I'm the Samantha of the Group"

Kenya: Cynthia Commanded the Runway

Phaedra: You Don't Often Come Across Hair Burglary

Cynthia: "I Pray We Can Make Peace"

Claudia: I Could Relate to Cynthia's Insecurities

Cynthia's "Non-Conversation" with NeNe

NeNe: The Pit Bull Act is Not a Good Look

Kenya: If It Looks Like a Fraud...

Phaedra: "I Moved Past This Years Ago"

Claudia: I Am Not Asking for Sympathy

GIF Recap: Saltines, Anyone?

Kenya: Why Would Apollo Try to Hurt Phaedra?

Cynthia: "My Heart Went Out to Kenya"

Phaedra: "NeNe Made a Fair Observation"

Claudia on Her Sit-Down With Porsha

GIF Recap: Pushed to the Brink

Cynthia: Porsha's THOT Comment is Too Ridiculous

Kandi: Cynthia Can't Win for Losing

Phaedra: Cynthia's Behavior was Unbecoming

Claudia on NeNe's Thirsty Comment

Don't Insult Kenya's Virtue

GIF Recap: New 'Wife, New Shade

Phaedra on Being "Super Mommy"

Kenya: I've Never Been Anyone's Whore

Cynthia: I Felt a Connection with Claudia

Kandi: I Felt Bad for Kenya

NeNe Talks Zumanity, Apollo's Shocking Reveal

Claudia on Meeting the 'Wives

GIF Recap: She's Baaack...

NeNe: "I was a Rock for Phaedra"

Cynthia on Her Friendship with Kenya

Kandi: I'll Always be Honest with Phaedra

Phaedra: "It was Apparent the Marriage was Over"

Kenya: This is My Season of Redemption

GIF Recap: Oh the Zumanity!

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Episode 5: Bravotv.com's Assistant Editor counts down the top three moments.

No. 3 - Rumor Has It

This Charles Grant is an interesting fellow. The big Atlanta scandal of the season seems to be that he and NeNe dated or had some sort of relationship. While the ladies all allude to it and bring it up via clever insinuations etc, Charles just puts it all out there. We went on one date and she was too into herself. Boom! No beating around the bush. You've got to love the juxtaposition of Housewives with straight guys.

I was a bit confused by his girlfriend, Marlo. Charles recounts this story and the whole time she stays silent and looks kind of dazed. Was that the first time she had heard about it? Or was she just distracted by how hot it was at the bar?

P.S. What does a "done dollar" mean? No. 2 - Bob Wet-field

I know, I know bad joke. I couldn't resist. So Sheree has moved on from getting "some seven figures" to simply trying to get her child support. Like Phaedra I was shocked to hear that her ex, Bob Whitfield, hadn't been paying up. Especially since Sheree isn't exactly a pushover. She'll check any boo to get that check! All I can say is that if she does end up bringing him to court, I hope that no one gives her a beverage of any kind. No. 1 - Over the River and Through the Hood

I love watching Sheree and Lawrence hang out. They could go food shooping together and it would be hilarious. So of course seeing them drive through "the hood" together for Peter's party was ridiculous. If only I could have been a fly on the wall (or just the camera guy). I think it's clear that Sheree and Lawrence need to take a road trip across America. The show could be called Who Gonna Check Us, America? or something along those lines. Next week we get to meet one of Cynthia's exes -- Russell Simmons.