I was being mean to Phaedra? Um no. That would be the other way around.
I called Phaedra to catch up? No again. I called you about business once, and you did not call me back. Remember? However, you have reached out to me several times since then and I always pick up. Where's the beef? I would come see you if I had beef with you. We can sit down like southern belles over tea. Ever heard of a "beef and see"? It's in the same book as the "sip and see".
Village of children, a clean man, not using birth control and sleeping with everybody he ever met? Um. Throwing stones at a glass house is never wise. Strippers anyone?
Proud Apollo did not beat Peter to a pulp? In what country?
Who is the bigger man? You pick your man and I pick mine. I guess it's a tie.
Yes, you chose to marry Apollo, and I chose to marry Peter. Do we get a medal or something?