Don't Pump and Drive!

Episode 8:'s Assistant Editor counts down this week's top three moments.

No. 3 - Welcome to the Wig House

Kim's new home is very Kim. And I mean that literally, since there are photos of her everywhere. In the halls, but more importantly on the walls of the study. Because nothing helps set the mood for hunkering down with a good novel like glamour shots of Kim. 

And while the house is gorgeous, there is one area that I feel was left out of the house tour -- the wig room! You know there is one. I mean they were buckled into the car for goodness sake, so I would be shocked if there was not at the very least some special closet for them. Though really I'm imagining a completely mirrored room where you can see how the wig looks on you from every angle.  No. 2 - Big Poppas, Big Problems

The altercation between Kandi and Marlo at Cynthia's grand opening party was strange for a number of reasons. First off, I couldn't tell whether Marlo was aware of the fact that she kept dropping the term "Big Poppa" over and over in front of Kim. Did she know about Kim and the Big Poppa situation or was it purely chance that she was saying it? In any event, NeNe certainly got a kick out of it.

Marlo also accused Kandi of being a "Big Momma," which just really does not sound flattering in any way. Who knew asking someone what they do for a living would end up causing so much chaos? 

No. 1. - Don't Drink and Pump!

Recently we've learned about Kim's rather interesting priorities when it comes to car safety. On the one hand, everyone (including wigs) should always be buckled up. However as long as you have someone who can man the steering wheel while you pump your breasts, there's no reason you shouldn't save some time and fill up bottles on your way to run errands. I guess that's one way for Brielle to practice her driving. 

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