Cast Blog: #RHOA

That's Not a Swizzle Stick...

Kenya: Cynthia Commanded the Runway

Phaedra: You Don't Often Come Across Hair Burglary

Cynthia: "I Pray We Can Make Peace"

Claudia: I Could Relate to Cynthia's Insecurities

Cynthia's "Non-Conversation" with NeNe

NeNe: The Pit Bull Act is Not a Good Look

Kenya: If It Looks Like a Fraud...

Phaedra: "I Moved Past This Years Ago"

Claudia: I Am Not Asking for Sympathy

GIF Recap: Saltines, Anyone?

Kenya: Why Would Apollo Try to Hurt Phaedra?

Cynthia: "My Heart Went Out to Kenya"

Phaedra: "NeNe Made a Fair Observation"

Claudia on Her Sit-Down With Porsha

GIF Recap: Pushed to the Brink

Cynthia: Porsha's THOT Comment is Too Ridiculous

Kandi: Cynthia Can't Win for Losing

Phaedra: Cynthia's Behavior was Unbecoming

Claudia on NeNe's Thirsty Comment

Don't Insult Kenya's Virtue

GIF Recap: New 'Wife, New Shade

Phaedra on Being "Super Mommy"

Kenya: I've Never Been Anyone's Whore

Cynthia: I Felt a Connection with Claudia

Kandi: I Felt Bad for Kenya

NeNe Talks Zumanity, Apollo's Shocking Reveal

Claudia on Meeting the 'Wives

GIF Recap: She's Baaack...

NeNe: "I was a Rock for Phaedra"

Cynthia on Her Friendship with Kenya

Kandi: I'll Always be Honest with Phaedra

Phaedra: "It was Apparent the Marriage was Over"

Kenya: This is My Season of Redemption

GIF Recap: Oh the Zumanity!

Housewives Then and Now: Atlanta Edition

Kandi's Post-Reunion Plans

Cynthia: "I Don't Think I Did Anything Wrong"

Tweet Recap: Reunion Part 3, Kenya vs. NeNe

Kandi: "My Mom Needs a Camera Around Her at All Times"

Lawrence: Momma Joyce Slayed the Girls

That's Not a Swizzle Stick...

Episode 4: Bravotv.com's Assistant Editor counts down the top three moments.

No. 3 - Not So Joyful Joyce

No matter what age you are, there's no bigger buzzkill than being reprimanded by your mother. Yes, even if you're 35. I really felt Kandi's pain when Mama Joyce let her thoughts be known about Mr. Ridickulous' performance. In front of all the guests. At any rate, maybe it made Kandi feel like she was a little girl again.

The best part however was how the camera kept panning to Phaedra as she looked on gultily as the lady behind the Ridickulous appearance. Oops!

No. 2 - The Ever Stylish Miss Lawrence

Miss Lawrence always turns it out, and I just had to give my bloop bloop bloop of approval.

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No. 1 - Getting Ridickulous

What can I say about Ridickulous' performance? I honestly don't know what was the best part. The fact that a giant black bar blocked out his member while he spun it around. How he used his thing to oh so delicately stir Kandi's drink. (Side note: Loved how afterward Sheree said, "I think she needs that drink refreshed.") Or perhaps how he casually just orally pleasured himself amid the guests. I think this may be the most raunchy moment of The Real Housewives of Atlanta (and that's saying something). Next week Sheree check's back in on those seven figures she was looking for in her divorce settlement, and let's just say it doesn't quite go well.