Cast Blog: #RHOA

That's Not a Swizzle Stick...

Episode 4: Bravotv.com's Assistant Editor counts down the top three moments.

No. 3 - Not So Joyful Joyce

No matter what age you are, there's no bigger buzzkill than being reprimanded by your mother. Yes, even if you're 35. I really felt Kandi's pain when Mama Joyce let her thoughts be known about Mr. Ridickulous' performance. In front of all the guests. At any rate, maybe it made Kandi feel like she was a little girl again.

The best part however was how the camera kept panning to Phaedra as she looked on gultily as the lady behind the Ridickulous appearance. Oops!

No. 2 - The Ever Stylish Miss Lawrence

Miss Lawrence always turns it out, and I just had to give my bloop bloop bloop of approval.

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No. 1 - Getting Ridickulous

What can I say about Ridickulous' performance? I honestly don't know what was the best part. The fact that a giant black bar blocked out his member while he spun it around. How he used his thing to oh so delicately stir Kandi's drink. (Side note: Loved how afterward Sheree said, "I think she needs that drink refreshed.") Or perhaps how he casually just orally pleasured himself amid the guests. I think this may be the most raunchy moment of The Real Housewives of Atlanta (and that's saying something). Next week Sheree check's back in on those seven figures she was looking for in her divorce settlement, and let's just say it doesn't quite go well.

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Spoilers Ahead: 7 Things We Learned at the RHOA Reunion

Get the tea on everything from NeNe's mom to new cheating allegations.

1Did Peter Cheat on Cynthia?

No! Cynthia says she would know if Peter was stepping out on her and that Porsha was making reckless allegations. 

Oh and Peter also made it clear that he would rather play with himself than sleep with one of his employees.

2Did Kordell Cheat on Porsha?

Yes! In an unexpected twist, Porsha let it be known that Kordell had cheated on her when they were still married.

She only learned about it after the fact though.

3Did Phaedra Have an Affair with an African Man Named Chocolate?

No! Phaedra claims she's never "done anything to compromise her marriage."

 

She even revealed that she still loves Apollo.

4Why Did NeNe Fall Out with Cynthia?

According to NeNe, Cynthia blindsided her at the reunion last year, because they had already mended fences. She thinks Peter told Cynthia to "change gears" with NeNe.

She also claims that Cynthia asked for her seat to be changed so that she and NeNe weren't sitting together.

5Why Did Cynthia Fall Out with NeNe?

According to Cynthia, NeNe wrote shady things about her in her blog over a comment Cynthia made in the show...all while they were on a trip together in Las Vegas. 

And that was the breaking point for Cynthia.

6Why Can't NeNe Talk About Her Mom?

As Gregg told Andy, NeNe's mother had five children when she was very young, and sent NeNe and her brother to Athens to be raised by her aunt. 

NeNe's always wondered why she was one of the two siblings sent away, and it's bugges her all her life.

7Does Andy Have Opinions on All of This?

 

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