The BAM! Squad

Episode 13: Bravotv.com's Associate Editor counts down this week's top three moments.

Feb 10, 20120

No. 3 - Don't Be Tardy for Safari

Lions and rhinos and 'Wives, oh my! We're truly not in Atlanta anymore, as the ladies went from wild fights to wildlife on their safari. And as Phaedra pointed out it was as picturesque as... a beer commercial? In any event, it looked spectacular and both the Talls and the Smalls got to see some amazing animals in their natural habitat.

It seemed like the Smalls were having a little more fun watching the wildlife than the Talls (I don't who Cynthia was kidding when she tried to get Marlo and NeNe to quiet down). So much fun in fact, that Phaedra decided to put on her own little Masterpiece Theater of sorts and narrate her interpretation of the Talls' triangle via a group of giraffes. I guess it was too much of a coincidence that the three tallest animals just happened to be standing together for Phaedra to pass up commenting on all the vying for NeNe's attention.

19 comments
Rachel28269
Rachel28269

Marlo keeps me in stiches...She made it rain in a restaurant!!! Nene, you alright w/ me also! This season is not as good because Kandy fake frontin behind keeps dry snitching on folks! I didn't like Kandy as artist and not as a personality. She can write a good hood record but that's aboutit. Go Marlo and NeNe! I met NeNe and Cynthia this past weekend and both are beautiful. T.V. makes things appear so different! "Watch my spot B^$%^!" LMBO!!!

Alef
Alef

Her ex-blatantly told her he wduoln't pay child support and her kids are missing a father figure. She mentioned that since season 1. I don't think he is so great.

Ms. T
Ms. T

Nene spoke badly of Kim, for having an old sugar daddy, who was married. Would Nene still share this same public distaste for Marlo, should that be the same case with Marlo seeing a 60 year old married man?

DebMarie
DebMarie

Love Phaedra. She is so funny.

Rose Li
Rose Li

will Marlo be a permanent? She is not classy but she makes good show.

diablebleu1998
diablebleu1998

Nene and Marlo are the only reason why I still watch the RHOA. NeMarlo is fab!! Cynthia and The Smalls are haters and so expired.

diablebleu1998
diablebleu1998

Nene and Marlo are the only ladies I still watch RHOA. They are a great duo. Cynthia, Sheree and Kandy are boring and major haters.

Cindy1963
Cindy1963

I am a huge Housewives fan, I have been since the beginning. I am disabled and I have had many, many surgeries so for me watching the shows is a huge distraction which I do need because I have chronic pain and watching the women at times make me cry, at times upset me but more often than not they make me laugh. They think that they have problems (which we all do) but they make it seem like it's the end of the world if God forbid one of them runs out of Pinot Grigio, the other one needs Hair and Make-up for an African Safari and of course everyone's favorite walking through a market in Punta Cana in a long dress and heels!! These are problems? Walk a day in my shoes and then you will see what real problems are! Yes I agree with alot of the people who have posted saying that RHOA do not blog as much as they used to and we do need a little more drama in some of the shows. Perhaps it is time to "clean house" as they did on RHONY, we need some juicy story lines to spice things up a bit. However, as I said they make me forget about what I'm going through so I hope the shows stay on. The one that I did not like that is coming back was the Housewives of Miami but I think this will be the last season for them. Thanks for the entertainment Bravo-KEEP IT COMING!!

meohme
meohme

By far, this is the worst Real Housewives and I barely watch it before I am so bored I turn the channel. This season is just awful! Now, tell me, is Marlo a new Housewife that we didn't know about before the season started. This entire show is a mess! For sure you won't post my message and I know it.

BPeele
BPeele

Nene and Marlo was the reason why I didn't change the channel to watch TI & TINY! Well, I think I did switch to TI show when they showed Cynthia and the Smalls. Sheree and Kandy are such haters and Cyndi is becoming a total two-face. Kandy looked like an a@@-clown with that purple beret and high school marching band uniform! Cynthia and sheree are both broke, boring and expired. I'd like to see Marlo take one of their spots next season.

Aloh808
Aloh808

Sorry but RHOA is getting more boring by the day because there is hardly any blogging. If they arent going to blog, then there is no point in checking the website. . . it's like 'who cares?'.

Hannah from Portland, OR
Hannah from Portland, OR

RHOA I watch periodically. But the episode in South Africa and what they did for those school children and at the orphanage was truly touching. This is the only RH series that went to do something for the needy that showed that each of the cast members are more than fancy clothes, money and fancy houses/cars. I will now watch this more regularly and I can look pass the bickering because now I know that in each of these housewives they have integrity.

mary11122
mary11122

I love how much these ladies care about the show. 90 percent can't even be bothered to blog.

bravo addict
bravo addict

OMG, this blog is so funny! I didn't get the title until I read the whole thing. Lol. I should've known you were referring to their song. I love that song, btw. It never gets old.

This Africa trip is just so weird because as much as these women want to be in touch with nature and their African background, some of them are treating the trip like it's freakin' Fashion Week in NY! I think Bravo should invite Nene, Marlo, Teresa, Ramona, Alex and Heather to a trip......let's see......to the Amazon. And make it a competition a la Survivor. I wonder who can survive the longest without their makeup, gold disco pants, designer shoes, sparkling water, etc. Lol.

53beautiful
53beautiful

I think when people always have something to say about another person's back they are cowards. When they are confronted to tell the truth and they lied well I don't know what to say about the. Tacky. I really dont believe that Sharee is friends with anybody she is a users.

Katee K
Katee K

I doubt this will be published, but I wrote the following for another blog verbatim and hope someone at Bravo will read it and take it into consideration:

I am a Real Housewives fanatic but am losing interest in Atlanta. Nothing screams insecure like maxing out your credit card for a Birkin bag and some Louboutin’s. You fancy huh? Oh wait I hear your house is in foreclosure. The draw of some of the other franchises is the fact that these women lead opulent lifestyles yet the drama still ensues, great for guilty pleasure entertainment. However, this franchise (along with Orange County) is starting to get stale. These women are wanabees and squable like teenagers. It’s pathetic really. I find Cynthia to be the only one with class, but she’s boring and broke. Sheree is a grifter, and doesn’t seem trustworthy. Kim is a lucky girl for landing Kroy, but is now irrelevant. Kandi is probably the only one with wealth but her talk show and sex toy line are tacky. I admit that Phaedra is entertaining but she is a complete hypocrite. Nene is a narcissist and and I hope her 15 minutes come to an end soon. Marlo is a joke and has made the show even more of a train wreck. I hope Bravo considers cleaning house here like they did for New York. Fingers crossed!

Silly123
Silly123

Thought blogging was part of the deal being on the housewives?? these women haven't blogged in a month!