Cynthia Bailey: "All I'm thinking about is what a waste of an outfit and a wig."

Kim Zolciak: "I put my wig in there to deep condition it in a plastic bag, and it caught on fire."

Sheree Whitfield: "Who gonna eat all that damn cake?"

Phaedra Parks: "I cannot wait to get my hands on a body."

Phaedra Parks: "I know jumping in a fight between friends is a lose-lose either way you slice it, so, honey, I'm just enjoying this food and going about my business."

Cynthia Bailey: "If I don't break this up, there's going to be a whole lot of designer clothes and weaves flying around."

Phaedra Parks: "Irony is so ironic."

Sheree Whitfield: "I doubt very seriously that Emily Post has a chapter in her book on aggravated assault."

NeNe Leakes: "When I walk in the room, I own it. When she walks in the room, she almost owns it."

Sheree Whitfield: "I don't think the bitch's ever been abroad. Do you have any stamps on your passport? Get some damn culture."

Phaedra Parks: "I want to do fabulous funerals. Funerals worth dying for."

Sheree Whitfield: "Kim is here with Kroy and I know NeNe is not going to mess with her with her baby daddy there. He's a football player. He can take her. Probably."

Phaedra Parks: "Sheree is very curvaceous, and so I want the attention to be on the case and not that big old booty. That thing is a monster."

Kim Zolciak: "It was like a Mack truck driving through your hoo-hah."

Phaedra Parks: "Peter'd make a dollar out of fifteen cents. He's a pimp."

Phaedra Parks: "I was crazy as a vampire in sunlight."

Brielle Zolciak: "Now here we are and she's knocked up. Thanks"

NeNe Leakes on dildos: "I heard those things give you third degree burns"