Cast Blog: #RHOA

Booty-leggin' - Ep 12

Bravotv.com's Associate Editor is really into the idea of Housewives moonshine.

The booty business between Kenya and Phaedra has ballooned into a much bigger battle -- enter Kenya's "Stallion Booty." So if you thought there was a lot of booty talk last week, get ready, because we've only just begun.

No. 3 - Spellbound

We did get one welcome break from the workout war when Ayden showed up for Cynthia's runway event ready to w-a-l-k. So long as there are no t-o-y-s to distract him. The plan is to use g-u-m-m-i b-e-a-r-s to get him to the end of the runway and back you see.

But seriously, was anyone else astounded by how spontaneous yet easily sustained this spelling repartee between Cynthia and Phaedra was?

No. 2 - Booty-leggin'

As expected, it was pretty awkward when Kenya announced to Phaedra that she too was making a workout video. And not just any workout video, a "stallion booty" workout video. In Phaedra's eyes Kenya is bootleggin' and she is not pleased. I have to admit I liked her suggestion that Kenya come up with a moonshine brand instead, only because I love the idea of a Housewives moonshine brand.

Also was anyone else waiting for them to have a booty move off at the event? It kind of seemed like that was where it was going, an impromptu booty battle.
No. 1 - The Butt of the Matter

My favorite moment of the week was by far Kenya and Kandi's conversation at Kenya's production studio. Why? Because they were arguing about the booty videos IN FRONT OF A GIANT BOOTY STRUCTURE. You know, just to subtly remind you what the episode is all about. I'm really shocked they were able to remain straight-faced the whole time.

Side Note: Loved how the carpenter guy who was giving them a tour halfway through their talk was like, "Yeah, I'm going to go, let me know when you're done." Smart move.
Next week it looks like Kenya's got a little trick up her sleeve for Phaedra.

Kenya: I Felt Vindicated Yet Again

Kenya Moore weighs in on the dramatic confrontation with Phaedra Parks.

MOVING ON
I’d moved on and forgave Phaedra for all of the lies she single handedly fabricated about me. When Cynthia told me of Apollo’s latest findings, I didn’t doubt it, as I have experienced what she is capable of first hand. My emotional reaction was based on anger not pain. I thought, "The nerve of her!" She went on a slut shaming, whore-calling campaign without any proof, and now that Apollo caught her with sticky fingers dipped in chocolate, I felt vindicated yet again. I don’t care about their relationship or how many men Phaedra chooses to sleep with, that is her cross to bear.


FOGO De CHILE PLEASE!
I arrived at dinner with an open mind and just tried to stay focused on my future and not my past with these women. I have been to Brazil many times and made friendly talk with the waiter and was accused of flirting. I’m not above being nice to a waiter. And even if I was flirting, which I wasn’t, there is nothing wrong with a good man making an honest living. I wasn’t raised to only give my attention to married man that can buy my affections.


When Cynthia reluctantly brought up the Apollo accusations, I kept quiet. To those who say I’m in Phaedra’s business or marriage, let’s get one thing straight -- Phaedra brought my name into the conversation by saying "the text messages with Kenya and that supposedly didn’t happen either," in effect still calling me a whore and a liar. Of course I had a right to respond in kind. Classic Phaedra, divert attention from the real issue and lie on someone else, namely me. She tried it!


YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Apollo and Phaedra are both liars. Facts are indisputable. However, we are not talking about a rumor but an accusation. Whether you choose to believe it or not, it comes down to the facts whereby Apollo presented proof. Yet, it’s OK to believe him when he lied about me. Remember the lie is a lie? But don’t believe him about Chocolate and the proof he presented. In fact, Phaedra to this day is still trying to get the public to believe there was an "affair." The hypocrisy and contradiction! LOL!


But the truth will always come to light. Phaedra claimed she wasn’t called a "head doctor" in high school, even though it was her new BFF who stated it. Oh, and didn’t Chuck also say Phaedra was a "jump off"? She also lied about the phone call with Cynthia until Cynthia presented hard evidence. And let’s not forget she even lied about her due date to everyone -- the timeline doesn’t lie. Phaedra has so many skeletons in her closet, and they are not from the dead people she embalms.


MY REAL OBSESSION
I’m obsessed with my life and all the amazing things that are happening. #ThatIsALL


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