Cast Blog: #RHOA

Chef Roble, Genitalia Expert - Ep 15

Cynthia: It Was Awkward Seeing Phaedra Uncomfortable

Demetria: I Have No Beef with Kenya

NeNe Explains the Wig

Phaedra: I Was Hoping Apollo Wouldn't Create a Scene

Kenya's Not Interested in Roger Bobb

Claudia: "I'm the Samantha of the Group"

Kenya: Cynthia Commanded the Runway

Phaedra: You Don't Often Come Across Hair Burglary

Cynthia: "I Pray We Can Make Peace"

Claudia: I Could Relate to Cynthia's Insecurities

Cynthia's "Non-Conversation" with NeNe

NeNe: The Pit Bull Act is Not a Good Look

Kenya: If It Looks Like a Fraud...

Phaedra: "I Moved Past This Years Ago"

Claudia: I Am Not Asking for Sympathy

GIF Recap: Saltines, Anyone?

Kenya: Why Would Apollo Try to Hurt Phaedra?

Cynthia: "My Heart Went Out to Kenya"

Phaedra: "NeNe Made a Fair Observation"

Claudia on Her Sit-Down With Porsha

GIF Recap: Pushed to the Brink

Cynthia: Porsha's THOT Comment is Too Ridiculous

Kandi: Cynthia Can't Win for Losing

Phaedra: Cynthia's Behavior was Unbecoming

Claudia on NeNe's Thirsty Comment

Don't Insult Kenya's Virtue

GIF Recap: New 'Wife, New Shade

Phaedra on Being "Super Mommy"

Kenya: I've Never Been Anyone's Whore

Cynthia: I Felt a Connection with Claudia

Kandi: I Felt Bad for Kenya

NeNe Talks Zumanity, Apollo's Shocking Reveal

Claudia on Meeting the 'Wives

GIF Recap: She's Baaack...

NeNe: "I was a Rock for Phaedra"

Cynthia on Her Friendship with Kenya

Kandi: I'll Always be Honest with Phaedra

Phaedra: "It was Apparent the Marriage was Over"

Kenya: This is My Season of Redemption

GIF Recap: Oh the Zumanity!

Chef Roble, Genitalia Expert - Ep 15

Bravotv.com's Associate Editor thinks it must be awkward to eat mussels with Roble.

No. 3 - Cynthia and Kenya, BFFs?

I think everyone was pretty shocked (including NeNe) that Cynthia agreed to have Kenya be a judge at her pageant. What would happen if one of the contestants flashed some coochie crack? Would Kenya disqualify them? Would security be called? Evidently Cynthia was not concerned now that she and Kenya have moved past their previous altercations. Hmm, do I sense some possible friend envy on the horizon for NeNe and Kenya?

It's just a shame that 'Gone with the Wind Fabulous' was not yet a thing, because it would have made for a delightful halftime show.

Side note: I think NeNe needs to make the Miss BooBoo pageant happen.

No. 2 - #PageantGirlProblems

As anyone who's seen an episode of Toddlers and Tiaras knows, pageants are elaborate affairs. The amount of outfits, makeup, etc. that just one contestant alone needs is crazy. So when Cynthia decided to create and host a pageant, it seemed an ambitious undertaking to say the least. As any good queen would know, it's all in the details, and for a first time host, there were bound to be a few bumps in the road.

When Cynthia went to pick up her co-host Boris and he was dressed to go sip mojitos poolside, I think everyone simultaneously got real nervous about this pageant. Cynthia was worried it was a sign, and, well, there were definitely some awkward moments between misreading the names and when she said they were having an intermission and then ran back out to say just kidding. In the end Cynthia pulled it off, and next time she'll hopefully work out the kinks.
No. 1 - Chef Roble, Genitalia Expert

It's great when old friends stop by unexpectedly, so imagine my surprise when Chef Roble showed up at Chez Phaedra. It's been too long since we've seen him (and his crazy cooking skills)!

So what exactly was he doing in the ATL? Evidently Phaedra wanted to throw an intimate couples dinner featuring some appetizing and adventurous aphrodisiacs. (Naturally of course the only other couple was Kandi and Todd.) The main course at this sexual soiree was mussels. Why you ask? Because even though they aren't an aphrodisiac,  all Roble thinks about when he sees them is vagina. Or labia majora to be scientific, which Phaedra is a big proponent of: "It's always nice to hear someone who's educated on genitalia, so I'm very proud that he's using the correct words and not street jargon." I can only hope that she makes Apollo talk dirty to her using scientific terminology.
Next week NeNe's got some serious beef with all the ladies when they show up hours late to her home. All I can say is brace for impact...