Cynthia's Bossing Up
Derek J. weighs in on the Cynthia/Porsha drama.
Hey guys and dolls. I take it that you enjoyed the rollercoaster ride that was last night’s episode of RHOA. The girls are throwing daggers, shade, and anything else that they can pick up with those perfectly manicured hands.
First, let’s talk about Porsha’s mandate from her husband to put Cynthia in her place. That didn’t go well. Why? Because, as we’re seeing week by week, Cynthia is bossing up and the meek and mild girl you used to know is no more. (She’s actually been wearing menswear this season, and the lady looks good!) How hilarious was it that Cynthia fired Porsha from her pageant before she could quit? Poor Porsha! I will shout out the fabulous gowns that she tried on though. She takes pride in being her husband’s Barbie doll, and I can’t hate on it!
So after tears of embarrassment came some real tears of sorrow. Well, not for me, but maybe some of you as Kenya took us on a candid trip to her doctor’s office. Luckily everything checked out OK, but those violins in the background were slightly working me over. Did this make you all think of Kim and the wig/cancer scandal? I’ll leave that alone.
Staying out of trouble this week were everybody’s favorite around the way girls, Phaedra and Kandi, which was pretty good. Everybody can’t be at war at the same time. Speaking of home girl, NeNe is still enjoying the good life in L.A. and she ain’t got no worries.I’m keeping this week kind of short, since I’ve been stuck in the NY snowstorm and now I’ve get to get back to work.
See you all next week. I’ll dish on more dirt, and I know you’ll love it!