Hey guys, dolls, and those of you who haven’t quite figured it out! If you’ve been looking for me, I’ve been out making the world more fabulous by the minute. So, since this is lucky Episode 13, I figured it was the perfect time for me to come back and kick up some dust.
So, let’s start with a quick recap. Since I last talked to you, Phaedra and Kenya have gone from BFFs to BWAs. (Don’t know what that means? I’ll tell you: “bitches with attitudes!”) The battle royale is brewing over donkey vs. stallion booties. Phaedra thinks Kenya has butt shots and Kenya thinks Phaedra looks sloppy. I haven’t seen a cat fight like this since Sheree pulled Kim’s wig. A mess!
Next, though she keeps getting caught in the middle of the “ass battle,” Cynthia is coming out of the starting blocks trying to get her Russell Simmons hustle on. (No shade!) The “Miss Renaissance” Pageant? Work, Cynthia! Can’t wait until Miss America/USA/Gone With the Wind Fabulous weighs in on that. I feel another battle of the beauties brewing.