Derek J.

Derek J. dishes on Kenya's shocking performance at NeNe's ShoeDazzle event.

on Jan 28, 20130

Hey guys, dolls, and those of you who haven’t quite figured it out! If you’ve been looking for me, I’ve been out making the world more fabulous by the minute. So, since this is lucky Episode 13, I figured it was the perfect time for me to come back and kick up some dust.

So, let’s start with a quick recap. Since I last talked to you, Phaedra and Kenya have gone from BFFs to BWAs. (Don’t know what that means? I’ll tell you: “bitches with attitudes!”) The battle royale is brewing over donkey vs. stallion booties. Phaedra thinks Kenya has butt shots and Kenya thinks Phaedra looks sloppy. I haven’t seen a cat fight like this since Sheree pulled Kim’s wig. A mess!



Next, though she keeps getting caught in the middle of the “ass battle,” Cynthia is coming out of the starting blocks trying to get her Russell Simmons hustle on. (No shade!) The “Miss Renaissance” Pageant? Work, Cynthia! Can’t wait until Miss America/USA/Gone With the Wind Fabulous weighs in on that. I feel another battle of the beauties brewing.

118 comments
hellotocutekitty
hellotocutekitty

Phaedra is awesome. And Kenya Moore stole her idea.A.K.A sylocone Barbie. Love ya Phae Phae.

 

Kizzybadiyah
Kizzybadiyah

You do not kick up dust calling females bitches. I, think that you are being disrespectful to females.

 

What do you call men with attitudes? And, yes, they do have them.

 

RealRH
RealRH

Kenya is obviously in the wrong, but what a crazy-great scene @ the charity shoe event!!! That has to be one of may all time favorite TV moments!! You Gooooooooooooo!!

However, when she went to lunch with Lawrence, he greeted her with many lovely compliments and she neglected to acknowledge how great Lawrence looked!  He is always a good friend and the RH seem to take him for granted and just use him for someone to lunch with so they can vent on camera.

Derek J, keep up the good work or growing our collective consciousness!

tori91
tori91

kenya always acts like shes the one whos being done wrong but when your getting into it with everybody, then you need to look at yourself. and it was disrespectful and childish of her to show up at an event like that. wrong time and place for that, for someone who claims to support all women, she has a funny way of doing it.

MsRickie
MsRickie

Kenya is bat shyt crazy! Who does that at a charity event? Even if you are trying to make a point, you make yourself look bad. I could not be her friend.

nita44
nita44

I'm in tears!!!  This is a perfect recap with fashion commentary. 

FlutterBy
FlutterBy

Yaaaaa...there you are....i hope you and Lawrence do another recap of the show this season....in fact, i hope you get your own bravo show...dishing on all the shows on bravo...will be entertaining for sure....As for the battle of the butt sisters. event, love it, and didn't give a butt hump whether it was tacky or tactless...there was a lot of subtle clues that we the viewers are still trying to decipher...like the beige flesh colored butt pads...was that to reveal that the donks video has some altered posturing?? Still trying to figure out whether she took them from under the feet of a couch, they strongly resembled furniture carpet sliders...or were they some high tech butt armor gear that soldiers wear into battle.....I also believe that Porsha is a bit too immature to hang with this group...her husband is constantly trying to get her to hit these women, and making himself look like a schoolyard bully in the process...aren't men supposed to stay out of womens drama...she tells him one of them remarked negatively to her and he is telling her to check em....i am waiting for him to just start hitting these women for Porsha...and you can imagine the lessons he will teach his children for those schoolhouse bullies....When Porsha walks in a room with that big little girl voice, sounding about 12 , you want to check the volume...it starts grating the nerves immediately...."i've missssed you" she tells Nene....so childlike, you start understanding why her husband wants to beat up people for her....Cynthia is probably going to take Honey Boo Boo on a pro bono basis, to get business hopping.....and more "b-uuuu-tee Qweeens" will be beating down the doors of the Bailey Agency....i suggest she stock up on the plastic tiarras, so no child is left behind...and all think they won......and the money fan...oh lawd, don't forget that, until you have heard a 3 yr old cry over not winning the money fan, you truly cannot appreciate the pageantry involved....Phaedra once again has proven that she comes loaded with an agenda each season....she has never known a business she did not want to partake...between embalming bodies, human and animal, she can be found flexing and squatting the butt humps...she has tried to copyright, trademark and prevent anyone else from uttering the words "donkey booty"...she found out that it would cost 1.5M to own the words and take them out of all dictionaries immediately....however, since Kenya tried to bilk her once before, she decided to ask Mr Funk, of dictionary fame...at this time she is still waiting for him to return her call.....Nene is working on her natural abilities to entertain, and should have her own show in the near future...she has decided that Greg was really not that bad..and wants to re marry him...he will be her assistant and realtor in LA, and the viewers are happy for her...they want her to succeed....and she will.....Kandi is still the housewife that we want to protect...she has found someone to share her life, prenuptials in hand..and mama Joyce is happy.....and so are we....we get the feeling that Kandi is too good natured to be on this show....she not only sings the songs of love, but she makes the toys of love...but les we forget, the plumber with leaky faucets?? If she uses her own product, what is her favorite we ask, not that we need those things mind you...but we just want to know....keep singing Kandi and vibing...we hear you girl.....my take in a shell..

purpleprincess1
purpleprincess1

Derek j,

you maybe the only sane person on the show. however that sometimes i feel like you are playing both sides of the fence. i'm not knocking you.if you are neutral but it's just a feeling i get. that is not to that i don't love you and don't think you are fabulous it's just that i would like to know where you officially stand. you are however very right  that kenya's little prank was funny but the thing is the joke was on her!! nobody was laughing at phadrea but everyone was laughing at kenya. my opinion is that the only thing kenya succeeded in doing is making an "ASS!"out of herself in front of all Atlanta Society. ps where do you find your shoes?

they are so fabulous!!!

f8
f8

This episode was the $hit!!! It was hilarious!!! Thank you Bravo for real entertainment. Right or wrong it was a lot of fun to watch. The scene the Porche and Kenya also, very funny.

 

Before the RHOA were a bit boring, but now, it's my favorite..........very colorful personalities.......love it!! 

Daisyatl
Daisyatl

Kenya is doing too much to lock in her position on the show! If Bravo gives her the ax they better call out the calvary because shes not going to go peacefully! LOL

aretha_93
aretha_93

DerekJ,  I like reading your blog, keep up the good work babe' :o) You seem to tell it like it is and not take sides because of friendships like your friend ***BRIGHT RED***

 

Tmon
Tmon

My feelings exactly!

Myjjis@5
Myjjis@5

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE LISA TAKE ON KENYA.................THE RATINGS WILL GO THROUGH THE ROOF.............

myinfo
myinfo

I get the feeling that Nene and Cynthia still don’t like Phaedra or Kandi and have encouraged Kenya to act like a fool towards Phaedra.

 

They come out with clean hands and Kenya looks like a nut case on national TV.

2letuknow
2letuknow

Kenya is Classless.  The END

MyE
MyE

Derek J Can you tell Lawrence to stop wearing that bright red lipstick?

FiyaMaya
FiyaMaya

 

Signed, Sealed and Delivered.....KENYA is crazy. Nothing is wrong with a GREAT laugh, but this was done in the wrong place ("A Time and Place"). I really thought Kenya was smarter than that. To me Kenya made Phaedra look like she was right about her being crazy, drunk or something. Personally, I won't let anyone get me that mad and focused on getting back that it made me look like an ass......

Babydoll70
Babydoll70

Although I thought the venue for Kenya's antics was inappropriate, it was funny for sure and it seemed to go right over Phaedra's head.  SN: I wish Phaedra would stop making those ugly faces.  Not attractive at all.

moocheemelody
moocheemelody

You go HAM, Kenya and you know this Diva J! And I love it....nor take it too seriously. Some of us can take things with a grain of salt. By no means do I believe that Kenya just traipsed into NeNe's event without a girlfriend talk with NeNe first. No sirreebob! She is not THAT off kilter! LOVEyou Derek J and Father forgive me, but Porscha needs to check her hubby instead of Kenya. He talks down to her as if she is an adolescent.....if it were me....real talk? I would take the ugly stick out of the closet and clunk him over the head AGAIN! Chuckle..... Twirling away now......Ciao!

RoseB4485
RoseB4485

Kenya is a fool.  If she was a good businesswoman, she would have gotten the contracts signed BEFORE doing the work.  Business is business.  If she was a real professional , she would not have Phaedra's name on her lips every time she opens them.  All of this hate is  coming from Walter dumping her.

jessica.rabbit
jessica.rabbit

Nene idk why you like Cynthia so much ur a realist and shes fake....like those kind from a distance.

MISSNEATA
MISSNEATA

honestly you wants the ratings to sky rocket bring in lisa to take kims spot and shree  as the needed addition since ne ne is in la alot we needs that. try it cuse cynthia borrring really, porsha ok . ne ne getting soft phadra accepting too much its time to open up on her and if she can't call in her surprise calvary lisa & shree boooya. kenya who yeah ok.

Travlindiva
Travlindiva

I love you Derek J and there should be a show called "Derek J...doing the damn thing" cause you can lay some hair!

 Porsha is a little cutie and should stay away from those old girls and Kenya is just a hot ass mess.

tiamimi
tiamimi

Miss Derek J, I just love you.  I wish you would become a housewife.  I would also love to see you get your hands on Kenya's head and fix that terrible dye job.  What is up with the leopard spots?  If Miss Lawrence was really her friend he should have fix her f-up hair long before she came on the show.  

penneyone
penneyone

Nice blog. I have to agree with you about Cynthia. I liked her in the beginning of the season but not so much now. Kenya really has trashed the show up. These ladies don't need her type. I hope she is not brought back next season. I'm bored with her scenes.....

elizabeth.fisher.589
elizabeth.fisher.589

I actually like Porcha.  She is obviously much younger than the rest of this group, but when it came to Kenya she was spot-on about Kenya being cray-cray.  She was the first to find out at the Hosea Foundation event, and she tried to warn the other women.

sinsin
sinsin

 @myinfo

 You are absolutely spot on I have said exactly this on other blogs Nene and Cynthia have both been burned by Phaketra in the past ( infact Phaketra-spelling like this was from Nene in a past episode. and lets face it Phaketra does a lot of sneaky under handed stuff and then acts all innocent. I certainly believe that Kenya does not like her either but these two other ladies have spent time behind the scenes gearing Kenya up to some of these antics.... the fact that NeNe knew through a previous conversation that Kenya was planning to embarress Phaketra at that shoe dazzle event......I think Kenya needs to watch her back when it comes to NeNe and Cynthia they will turn on her too when the time is right. but it was a sheer joy to see Phaketra squirm.

aretha_93
aretha_93

 @MyESorry @2letuknow, that was a reply for MyE hahahaha.

 

sinsin
sinsin

 @Babydoll70

 she is not unaware of what Kenya was doing she is just a good liar and lets face it she is ugly inside and out.  I for one laughed my A....off !!! I love to see phaketra being caught out she is such a sneek and under hand nasty woman.

 I agree 100 per cent this was not the right venue to do this but Nene knew it was going to happen before hand.

Constance1
Constance1

@moocheemelody Thank you. I thought I was the only one who noticed how insulting Porsha's husband is towards her. He always sounds as if he is her parent or guardian; it's rather belittleing to speak to a grown woman in that tone, especially one who is supposed to be your life partner/wife. Someone needs to speak to that fool.

Constance1
Constance1

@RoseB4485 I think the hate comes from not only Walter dumping her but also her deep feelings of insecurity. That's why she is always jealous of the other women and claiming everyone disrespects her on a daily basis. 

sinsin
sinsin

 @Travlindiva

 Porsha is a total  airhead waste of space and if it was'nt for her interaction with Kenya that B ! would be a non factor....she has nothing to add, nothing to say and is simply as interesting as watching Paint dry.

NYAngel1
NYAngel1

 @elizabeth.fisher.589  What do you mean much younger?! She's not that much younger. She is 34. Since when is that much younger. Please. Maybe much younger than NeNe, Cynthia but the other are all in the same range Kandi, Kenya. If she was 24 then I would say much younger. 

angel367
angel367

 @sinsin  @myinfo I also think Nene and Cynthia  wanted Marlo on the show, but Phaedra and Khandi  were against it   due to her violent history.  The more Nene and Cynthia  encourage Kenya  to act a fool,  they’ll  regret how they   rejected  Marlo.   It’s pay back.