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    Derek J.

    Kenya's Tacky Yet Funny Performance

    Derek J. dishes on Kenya's shocking performance at NeNe's ShoeDazzle event.

    Jan 28

    Shouts to NeNe, who is doing her thing in LA. I can’t wait until she gets back for more of the drama that’s brewing while she’s getting her TV career on. Get it, Glam-Mom!

    Speaking of NeNe, before I go, I have to mention the “shock the hell out of me” moment of the week -- Kenya Moore as Phaedra Parks at NeNe’s Shoe Dazzle event. Was that not a MESS!? I mean, I don’t care who you’re imitating, you don’t get a pass to be tacky. It was funny though!



    The season is definitely getting more and more interesting by the week, and of course, I know that it gets crazier. Trust me when I say that!  These women are going for blood!

    Oh yeah, congratulations Kandi and Todd! OK, I’m out. There’s a twirl for you!

    Muah!

    Derek J.

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    Kizzybadiyah 118 pts

    Derek J. which video would you buy?

    Kizzybadiyah 118 pts

    You do not kick up dust calling females bitches. I, think that you are being disrespectful to females.

     

    What do you call men with attitudes? And, yes, they do have them.

     

    anita.shamblinmaraugha 1028 pts

    i cant belive that these are woman that we are talking about

    RealRH 9 pts

    Kenya is obviously in the wrong, but what a crazy-great scene @ the charity shoe event!!! That has to be one of may all time favorite TV moments!! You Gooooooooooooo!!

    However, when she went to lunch with Lawrence, he greeted her with many lovely compliments and she neglected to acknowledge how great Lawrence looked!  He is always a good friend and the RH seem to take him for granted and just use him for someone to lunch with so they can vent on camera.

    Derek J, keep up the good work or growing our collective consciousness!

    tori91 9 pts

    kenya always acts like shes the one whos being done wrong but when your getting into it with everybody, then you need to look at yourself. and it was disrespectful and childish of her to show up at an event like that. wrong time and place for that, for someone who claims to support all women, she has a funny way of doing it.

    MsRickie 31 pts

    Kenya is bat shyt crazy! Who does that at a charity event? Even if you are trying to make a point, you make yourself look bad. I could not be her friend.

    nita44 35 pts

    I'm in tears!!!  This is a perfect recap with fashion commentary. 

    FlutterBy 1278 pts

    Yaaaaa...there you are....i hope you and Lawrence do another recap of the show this season....in fact, i hope you get your own bravo show...dishing on all the shows on bravo...will be entertaining for sure....As for the battle of the butt sisters. event, love it, and didn't give a butt hump whether it was tacky or tactless...there was a lot of subtle clues that we the viewers are still trying to decipher...like the beige flesh colored butt pads...was that to reveal that the donks video has some altered posturing?? Still trying to figure out whether she took them from under the feet of a couch, they strongly resembled furniture carpet sliders...or were they some high tech butt armor gear that soldiers wear into battle.....I also believe that Porsha is a bit too immature to hang with this group...her husband is constantly trying to get her to hit these women, and making himself look like a schoolyard bully in the process...aren't men supposed to stay out of womens drama...she tells him one of them remarked negatively to her and he is telling her to check em....i am waiting for him to just start hitting these women for Porsha...and you can imagine the lessons he will teach his children for those schoolhouse bullies....When Porsha walks in a room with that big little girl voice, sounding about 12 , you want to check the volume...it starts grating the nerves immediately...."i've missssed you" she tells Nene....so childlike, you start understanding why her husband wants to beat up people for her....Cynthia is probably going to take Honey Boo Boo on a pro bono basis, to get business hopping.....and more "b-uuuu-tee Qweeens" will be beating down the doors of the Bailey Agency....i suggest she stock up on the plastic tiarras, so no child is left behind...and all think they won......and the money fan...oh lawd, don't forget that, until you have heard a 3 yr old cry over not winning the money fan, you truly cannot appreciate the pageantry involved....Phaedra once again has proven that she comes loaded with an agenda each season....she has never known a business she did not want to partake...between embalming bodies, human and animal, she can be found flexing and squatting the butt humps...she has tried to copyright, trademark and prevent anyone else from uttering the words "donkey booty"...she found out that it would cost 1.5M to own the words and take them out of all dictionaries immediately....however, since Kenya tried to bilk her once before, she decided to ask Mr Funk, of dictionary fame...at this time she is still waiting for him to return her call.....Nene is working on her natural abilities to entertain, and should have her own show in the near future...she has decided that Greg was really not that bad..and wants to re marry him...he will be her assistant and realtor in LA, and the viewers are happy for her...they want her to succeed....and she will.....Kandi is still the housewife that we want to protect...she has found someone to share her life, prenuptials in hand..and mama Joyce is happy.....and so are we....we get the feeling that Kandi is too good natured to be on this show....she not only sings the songs of love, but she makes the toys of love...but les we forget, the plumber with leaky faucets?? If she uses her own product, what is her favorite we ask, not that we need those things mind you...but we just want to know....keep singing Kandi and vibing...we hear you girl.....my take in a shell..

    Kizzybadiyah 118 pts

     FlutterBy 

     

    Are men not suppose to stay out of women's clothes and drama?

    purpleprincess1 529 pts

    Derek j,

    you maybe the only sane person on the show. however that sometimes i feel like you are playing both sides of the fence. i'm not knocking you.if you are neutral but it's just a feeling i get. that is not to that i don't love you and don't think you are fabulous it's just that i would like to know where you officially stand. you are however very right  that kenya's little prank was funny but the thing is the joke was on her!! nobody was laughing at phadrea but everyone was laughing at kenya. my opinion is that the only thing kenya succeeded in doing is making an "ASS!"out of herself in front of all Atlanta Society. ps where do you find your shoes?

    they are so fabulous!!!

    EloiseM 1767 pts

     purpleprincess1

     Derek, in order to keep good clientele, REMAIN NEUTRAL.  Love ya!!

    f8 140 pts

    This episode was the $hit!!! It was hilarious!!! Thank you Bravo for real entertainment. Right or wrong it was a lot of fun to watch. The scene the Porche and Kenya also, very funny.

     

    Before the RHOA were a bit boring, but now, it's my favorite..........very colorful personalities.......love it!! 

    Daisyatl 481 pts

    Kenya is doing too much to lock in her position on the show! If Bravo gives her the ax they better call out the calvary because shes not going to go peacefully! LOL

    aretha_93 9 pts

    DerekJ,  I like reading your blog, keep up the good work babe' :o) You seem to tell it like it is and not take sides because of friendships like your friend ***BRIGHT RED***

     

    Myjjis@5 200 pts

    I WOULD LOVE TO SEE LISA TAKE ON KENYA.................THE RATINGS WILL GO THROUGH THE ROOF.............

    moocheemelody 17 pts

    @Myjjis@5 can't think of who Lisa is?

    myinfo 5777 pts

    I get the feeling that Nene and Cynthia still don’t like Phaedra or Kandi and have encouraged Kenya to act like a fool towards Phaedra.

     

    They come out with clean hands and Kenya looks like a nut case on national TV.

    sinsin 769 pts

     myinfo

     You are absolutely spot on I have said exactly this on other blogs Nene and Cynthia have both been burned by Phaketra in the past ( infact Phaketra-spelling like this was from Nene in a past episode. and lets face it Phaketra does a lot of sneaky under handed stuff and then acts all innocent. I certainly believe that Kenya does not like her either but these two other ladies have spent time behind the scenes gearing Kenya up to some of these antics.... the fact that NeNe knew through a previous conversation that Kenya was planning to embarress Phaketra at that shoe dazzle event......I think Kenya needs to watch her back when it comes to NeNe and Cynthia they will turn on her too when the time is right. but it was a sheer joy to see Phaketra squirm.

    angel367 560 pts

     sinsin  myinfo I also think Nene and Cynthia  wanted Marlo on the show, but Phaedra and Khandi  were against it   due to her violent history.  The more Nene and Cynthia  encourage Kenya  to act a fool,  they’ll  regret how they   rejected  Marlo.   It’s pay back. 

    tristenA.30@verizon.net 22 pts

     angel367  sinsin  myinfo WHAT??? WHY IS MARLO NOT ON THE SHOW?? WHAT HAPPEN??? THAT WAS NENE AND CYNTHIA'S GIRL!!!

    Kizzybadiyah 118 pts

     myinfo 

     

    I think that is the motive.

    aretha_93 9 pts

     2letuknow

     Thank You! He looks like as ass with bright red lipstick!

    Kizzybadiyah 118 pts

     2letuknow 

     

    You forgot the .

    MyE 165 pts

    Derek J Can you tell Lawrence to stop wearing that bright red lipstick?

    aretha_93 9 pts

     MyESorry @2letuknow, that was a reply for MyE hahahaha.

     
    Kizzybadiyah 118 pts

     MyE 

     

    And act like a man. The end.

    FiyaMaya 125 pts

     

    Signed, Sealed and Delivered.....KENYA is crazy. Nothing is wrong with a GREAT laugh, but this was done in the wrong place ("A Time and Place"). I really thought Kenya was smarter than that. To me Kenya made Phaedra look like she was right about her being crazy, drunk or something. Personally, I won't let anyone get me that mad and focused on getting back that it made me look like an ass......

    Babydoll70 83 pts

    Although I thought the venue for Kenya's antics was inappropriate, it was funny for sure and it seemed to go right over Phaedra's head.  SN: I wish Phaedra would stop making those ugly faces.  Not attractive at all.

    sinsin 769 pts

     Babydoll70

     she is not unaware of what Kenya was doing she is just a good liar and lets face it she is ugly inside and out.  I for one laughed my A....off !!! I love to see phaketra being caught out she is such a sneek and under hand nasty woman.

     I agree 100 per cent this was not the right venue to do this but Nene knew it was going to happen before hand.

    Kizzybadiyah 118 pts

     sinsin  Babydoll70 

     

    What do you think was NeNe's motive?

    moocheemelody 17 pts

    You go HAM, Kenya and you know this Diva J! And I love it....nor take it too seriously. Some of us can take things with a grain of salt. By no means do I believe that Kenya just traipsed into NeNe's event without a girlfriend talk with NeNe first. No sirreebob! She is not THAT off kilter! LOVEyou Derek J and Father forgive me, but Porscha needs to check her hubby instead of Kenya. He talks down to her as if she is an adolescent.....if it were me....real talk? I would take the ugly stick out of the closet and clunk him over the head AGAIN! Chuckle..... Twirling away now......Ciao!

    DominiqueSphere 420 pts

     moocheemelody You are so right!

    Constance1 873 pts

    @moocheemelody Thank you. I thought I was the only one who noticed how insulting Porsha's husband is towards her. He always sounds as if he is her parent or guardian; it's rather belittleing to speak to a grown woman in that tone, especially one who is supposed to be your life partner/wife. Someone needs to speak to that fool.

    RoseB4485 18 pts

    Kenya is a fool.  If she was a good businesswoman, she would have gotten the contracts signed BEFORE doing the work.  Business is business.  If she was a real professional , she would not have Phaedra's name on her lips every time she opens them.  All of this hate is  coming from Walter dumping her.

    Constance1 873 pts

    @RoseB4485 I think the hate comes from not only Walter dumping her but also her deep feelings of insecurity. That's why she is always jealous of the other women and claiming everyone disrespects her on a daily basis. 

    Kizzybadiyah 118 pts

     RoseB4485 

     

    Thank you. Can you understand it?

    jessica.rabbit 6 pts

    Nene idk why you like Cynthia so much ur a realist and shes fake....like those kind from a distance.

    MISSNEATA 10 pts

    honestly you wants the ratings to sky rocket bring in lisa to take kims spot and shree  as the needed addition since ne ne is in la alot we needs that. try it cuse cynthia borrring really, porsha ok . ne ne getting soft phadra accepting too much its time to open up on her and if she can't call in her surprise calvary lisa & shree boooya. kenya who yeah ok.

    Travlindiva 122 pts

    I love you Derek J and there should be a show called "Derek J...doing the damn thing" cause you can lay some hair!

     Porsha is a little cutie and should stay away from those old girls and Kenya is just a hot ass mess.

    sinsin 769 pts

     Travlindiva

     Porsha is a total  airhead waste of space and if it was'nt for her interaction with Kenya that B ! would be a non factor....she has nothing to add, nothing to say and is simply as interesting as watching Paint dry.

    Kizzybadiyah 118 pts

     sinsin  Travlindiva 

     

    Stop calling women bitches.  What are men that dress like women?

    tiamimi 66 pts

    Miss Derek J, I just love you.  I wish you would become a housewife.  I would also love to see you get your hands on Kenya's head and fix that terrible dye job.  What is up with the leopard spots?  If Miss Lawrence was really her friend he should have fix her f-up hair long before she came on the show.  

    penneyone 4623 pts

    Nice blog. I have to agree with you about Cynthia. I liked her in the beginning of the season but not so much now. Kenya really has trashed the show up. These ladies don't need her type. I hope she is not brought back next season. I'm bored with her scenes.....

    elizabeth.fisher.589 457 pts

    I actually like Porcha.  She is obviously much younger than the rest of this group, but when it came to Kenya she was spot-on about Kenya being cray-cray.  She was the first to find out at the Hosea Foundation event, and she tried to warn the other women.

    NYAngel1 124 pts

     elizabeth.fisher.589  What do you mean much younger?! She's not that much younger. She is 34. Since when is that much younger. Please. Maybe much younger than NeNe, Cynthia but the other are all in the same range Kandi, Kenya. If she was 24 then I would say much younger.