I decided to laugh at myself this week! Our first night in Anguilla was so much fun! It's cool to just let your hair down in the name of fun. The men definitely brought a different feeling to the trip, because we had a ball our first night! I can’t believe how tipsy almost everyone had gotten. Anguilla is known for making some of the best rum cocktails, and I’m not sure of all the ingredients, but they must have mixed it with a little friendship, love, and laughter, so I’ve decided to write a laugh out loud blog about some of my funniest moments!
We have all heard the expression "one bad apple can spoil the bunch." There's nothing like trying to be sexy and talk romantically and your man doesn't hear you! There's nothing better than NOT denying your past and owning the fact that you've worked from the bottom to the top! It gets even better when you are simply just who you are so let's laugh:
1. Why do I have to catch a boat, to catch another boat, to get on a damn boat, to get to a boat? LMAO!
2. Kenya, I’m going to need you to act like you’ve got some sense, LOL!
3. What's holding you back? Gregg, what's wrong with my back? Hahaha LMAO!
4. They aren’t showing me anything, honey, I have been dancing for a 100 years! LOL!
I watched some of season 1 recently and wow has the show and everyone changed. NeNe, you have obviously had some lessons in etiquette. Kim has had an amazing amount o plastic surgery on her face. All the kids have grown so fast. Sheree was the biggest phony of all time. I miss Dwight...he needs to learn how to speak properly. Splitting verbs is not a good thing. I like Kim but damn she can't sing! NeNe thanks for not wearing those revealing tops in the later seasons. Flip Flop! Little Brentt in adorable! I'm glad DeShawn left the show. She is too sweet to be wrapped up in so much drama! Lisa seemed phony too but she was likable.
I am so happy to see you just living it up and letting the crazy ladies row their own boats.. lol. you are so cool and calm ... and beautiful and the best is yet to come! Love your new do.. stay blessed.
I'm glad I caught this episode.. but Ms. Kenya was a little too pushy and why would she expect a man to ask her for her hand in marriage when she does not carry herself like a lady. I mean seems to me he is just getting an eye full of what is to come. It was a nice show this time though..
That video was funny nene you make the show.kandi and Phaedra and Cynthia and Portia are cool love you guys!!!you bet not go to sleep on kenya.phadera looks like everything has to be.classy-let your hair down some.still like phadera but let loose sometimes!good people all you ladies-kenya
You had me laughing like crazy when you were in Anguilla and you were asking about all the "boats" and where the cars are. You are hysterical, I love you!!! I really do hope that everything works out for you and Greg, if that's what both of you want. You both look very happy, so I wish you luck with that. You really make this show because you say it like it is and you don't care what anyone else thinks or says, I wish I could be more like that. Someone needs to show Kenya how to act and I think that person should be you. You really picked up on the fact that her "relationship" with Walter seems fake. She is too pushy, all she does is talk about engagement, marriage, babies. I'M TIRED OF IT ALREADY!!! Anyway, I want to wish you and your family a Very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Prosperous New Year!! Take care. Love you and stay REAL!
I have loved you from season 1 to now. I will always love you! Keep being you, FABULOUS!!!
Nene has really come around. I am so proud of how much she has grown as a person! I loved her in the beginning and then the love faded but now she is strong and no longer an instigator.
Nene since you caught the bouquet, would you really marry Greg again? You both seem happier with the hitch detached.....
NeNe, you are so funny and make me laugh and I love how you are able to tell Kenya just how you feel!
NeNe I can't believe I am going to say this, but I liked you on last night's episode. Usually you are a big, foul-mouthed moose, but last night you kept your mouth shut for the most part and you actually said a few things that made me laugh. You were a very likeable, funny NeNe and didn't physically or verbally attack anyone. Please give us more of that and less of your usual nastiness.
You keep saying that you've "arrived" just exactly where would that be? You're not even on the D list.
NeNe, I like you this season!! Past seasons I just could not take you...I like that you and Greg are getting back together. You will see this is better for your son!!! But I am going to need you to check Porshia about calling people old.......You are 40 something and fabulous for real. You do not fit the Halle Berry, Alicia Keys, Beyonce look, but I can say I'll bet more people are saying your name than theirs now....And Cynthia is what 45 years old, and look better than most 25 year olds......handle it for me NeNe...on twitter, FB or at the Reunion, whatever but check that female.
brrej Throwing out how old a person is to insult them is just stupid. Doesn't everyone want to live to be "old"? You bet. When Porshia turns 40 and some wet behind the ears puppy insults her for her age, I hope she remembers "what goes around, comes around."
NeNe you are hilarious this season!!! Great one liners, and I love how you keep it real. Keep it rich *%#~>!!!!!
You are thru the storm honey, Surround yourself carefully and remain keeping your cool, much more attractive. You and Gregg working it out is great good luck.
I am loving you this year! You are back to your old self- funny and cool. I think you're a lot happier now because it shows. You make me laugh every episode. I'm glad you put Kenya in her place.
Okay, Ms. NeNe, I've grown fond of you, but I was a little disappointed at your pot-stirring with Kenya. I think that you should have let things alone concerning her relationship with Walter. It is not your concern (even though it is suspicious). You should have let everyone enjoy their massages and stopped poking at the issue. You were also the one who instigated Kenya and Porsha's fight last night; you were the one who brought up their rocky start. Again, you kicked the hornet's nest!
Try not to stir things up when you don't need to. Kenya was going to eventually hang herself anyway--she's delusional and there were already stories circulating about her and Walter's farce of a relationship. You create enough entertainment on your own, just by creating great things in your life.
I agre...NeNe should not have been so devilish. Kenya creates her own crap storm, there is no need for anyone to instigate one. That said, I still love NeNe and wish her all the best!
I love you girl. I loved you from day one. I am still a fan! I am proud of you. Continue to make your mark as a remarkable woman. I love the Ebony cover!
THE OLD NENE, FIRST SEASON NENE IS BACK!!! LOVING YOU AGAIN; But you know you instigated that fight? Please dont become an instigator like your friend Kandi
Nene you were by far my favorite cast member during the first season then you seemed to get mean for a bit. Not saying there weren't reasons, but I'm loving you again. Keep the laughs coming!
Great job Nene! You called Kenya out. She didn't like that, she got real defensive. She need to slow her road. I don't feel sorry for her.
NeNe is the reason I watch the housewives franchise. She woke everything and everybody up. Now if she could just go visit the other franchises. Here's thought do a special Real House-wife Swap. Send NeNe to Beverly Hills to hang out with the Vanderpump's and get lessons in being rich, send Taylor to New York to hang out with Ramona and get a lesson on being a strong independent woman, send LuAnn to New Jersey to teach two etiquette classes one for the little kids and one for the adult kids, send Jaqueline to Orange County to hang out with my girl Tamra so they can discuss setting boundaries for your adult child, send Gretchen to Miami hang out with Mama Elsa, and send Mrs. Leah Black to Atlanta to hang out with Porsha and possibly show her and some of the other women how to run a charity. Leah can't tolerate stupid so it will be interesting seeing her deal with Porsha. Just a thought if anyone is listening. Someone needs to hire me for TV, I'm just saying.
Sorry but I heard Walter saying that Kenya begged him to come on the show and play her man and get his 15 min of fame. So sorry Kenya but honey your Tea was poured and it wasn't in a tea glass. I love Nene your the best keep it real, you hit the nail on the head the so glad you have grown but still keeping it real.
I am glad you called Kenya out the way you did. Im wondering if Kandi is regretting inviting Kenya yet. She will have to answer to her bestie Phaedra for that one. Kenya is cray cray & desperate for a hubby in which doesnt mix well. Ne Ne I pray when Kenya crosses your path you let her have it Ole Skool Ne Ne style. She isnt a good mix for the show IMO. Im very glad Kim is gone trust & believe I will not be watching any spin of focusing on her. She has used the Sistas enough. She needs to be kissin yo behind daily cuz you gave her this life. Kandi shoulda slapped the piss out of KIm !
It's not just the sistas who don't like Kim, her own kind don't either. lol. I'm so glad she's off the show. Most of us decent white folks don't act like her & she was making us look bad- I thought. Now if they would just get rid of Kenya. She's just as bad. I'm loving me some NeNe this year. She cracks me up.
Nene is gold this season-- hilarious and relaxed. I'm glad the entertaining and cool Nene is back!
Nene, I have not always been a fan of yours, but you are killin em this season! I haven't gotten nearly as much of the vitriol that you spat for the last couple of years. I used to roll my eyes when people said you are rising brightly, but now you truly are because you're keeping it cooler. I'm proud to see you succeed and it's refreshing for a woman to speak with conviction, despite the backlash that may occur.
omg I admit it Nene you are one judge of character if you saw that walter and kenya relationship was phony
NeNe is absolutely the BEST that ever happened to the Housewifes. I absolutely love watcing NeNe and anticipating what will come out of her mouth. NeNe is honest and true to the core. She speaks her mind and is the ony one that stands by her word! NeNe is a strong woman and I admire that and wish her the best.
Every time I see the episode where Porsha was talking about Thanksgiving, I had to rewind that part over and over again just to see your face!!! LMAO!!! Love u
I´m sure you are a good actor, but I don´t watch the New Normal because of you. You have not been nice to your fellow housewives, you contradict your self, I don´t get you.
Kim was your friend, maybe you two are to must a like. I don´t know. Narcissism seems to be your trade mark, you and Kims I mean.
But I wish you all the best but please stop with I´m rich, I´m blablabla.
It gives me the creeps.
Sorry I'm late Ms NeNe, but I have to wish you a happy birthday for last Thursday. I hope you said goodbye to 44 with a bang
Nene - who are you and Cynthia paying to write your blogs? The writing style is similar and it doesn't sound like you!
Labo sweetie, and I say this with ALL the respect and sincerity in the WORLD to you...NENE IS RICH BITCH! She don't NEED 2 write her own blogs! LMAO
I haven't always been a fan but the last couple of episodes you have been hilarious and so has Gregg. I like you so much better when you find humor in things rather than jumping full force in attack mode. And we all know you never run out of words to say at any given moment.
NeNe, you are just a funny mess...you can laugh at yourself and others if the situation presents ifself..you can fight the fight and hold your own. The one thing that makes you different is you own who you are. I am glad to see you have all of this success and hope your future is even brighter. What sets you apart and makes you so "rich" is you do not take yourself too seriously. And...you are an attractive Glamma and really wear that blonde hair well. Keep going and hope that all that can be, will be yours. You are delightful to watch. Perhaps you do need to take Greg to the ear doc....maybe that was some of the problem, ha.
I love you Nene! I think you are the best part of this show. It is sad to watch the jealousy, especially with Kandi. She goes on and on about how successful she is, but she can not stand for someone else to have mutual success in the entertainment industry. My husband who doesn't even watch the show, walked by and said she just couldn't miss the chance to mention that lady used to be a stripper, huh? My thoughts exactly, you own it, Kandi needs to get over it, no one cares!! Oh, did I mention, I love you!
Nene - I LMFAO when that bag hit you in the face, it was incredibly hilarious! There is absolutely no shame in one being a former dancer of any kind. For you to own that is amazing, so many women absolutely would not. I love you because you tell it like it is, always. And just when are you going to put Gregg out of his misery? :) I wish you and your family all the best this holiday season. Keep on moving on up, you definitely deserve everything you have worked so hard for. And, you are looking especially beautiful this season, you are just glowing!
I want to know when is Mrs, NeNe is leaving the show . I tired of watching this old ugly terrible acting female ,Which I do like the show but time for this old hag to go her script is played out . I guess she want have trailer park Kim to pick on. That is how she got so famous .I just want to see some fresh faces from realhousewives that know to act oh! and what"s up old dusty wig Ne Ne keeps wearing haven't she made enough money buy a better looking weave or lets see her real hair or if she bald headed .We already know her teeth is fake .
helen.coleman.16718 u know, I have 2 admit, that when I first started watching , I did NOT iike Ms Nene at all. But, as I watched each woman's "surface personality" fall like on most reality shows, as they can only sustain it for so long, I did NOT see Ms Nene's personality change ONE BIT, except to say that she GREW...she was honest enough 2 look at her own behavior, and tone it down a bit, and become quite the lady. This was always the REAL NENE, but she seemed 2 feel that she had to put up a defensive wall, like most women who have had to deal w/ violence, difficulties, etc. She was OPEN MINDED enough to look at her behavior, and make a change! REFRESHING! The other women see it...God Bless Nene, b.c she ALWAYS SAYS WHAT NEEDS TO BE SAID..like when Miss Little Wiggy backed out of the trip...Nene said "if she were the RIGHT kind of BITCH, she would have come up in here, and said "I can't go on the trip with you...CUZ I DON'T WANT TO! " You have ARRIVED NENE...don't ever let them make you DEPART!!! - much love from BOSTON, MA!