Cast Blog: #RHOA

NeNe's LOL Moments

NeNe was laughing throughout this week's episode.

I decided to laugh at myself this week! Our first night in Anguilla was so much fun! It's cool to just let your hair down in the name of fun. The men definitely brought a different feeling to the trip, because we had a ball our first night! I can’t believe how tipsy almost everyone had gotten. Anguilla is known for making some of the best rum cocktails, and I’m not sure of all the ingredients, but they must have mixed it with a little friendship, love, and laughter, so I’ve decided to write a laugh out loud blog about some of my funniest moments!

We have all heard the expression "one bad apple can spoil the bunch." There's nothing like trying to be sexy and talk romantically and your man doesn't hear you! There's nothing better than NOT denying your past and owning the fact that you've worked from the bottom to the top! It gets even better when you are simply just who you are so let's laugh:

1. Why do I have to catch a boat, to catch another boat, to get on a damn boat, to get to a boat? LMAO!

2. Kenya, I’m going to need you to act like you’ve got some sense, LOL!

3. What's holding you back? Gregg, what's wrong with my back? Hahaha LMAO!

4. They aren’t showing me anything, honey, I have been dancing for a 100 years! LOL!

5. My facial expression when Kenya talks about her Hollywood career… Falls out laughing, LOL!

6. The trash bag that hits me in the face while we are on the boat… Bust out into laughter!

7. Saying my album is dropping next week and that I'm going to law school, LMAO!

8. “The only reason they didn't crown me with a crown, is because they crown me with dollars.” LOL!

9. Gregg says he hopes this boat holds his fat ass. LMAO!

10. No more excuses! A-whoop! LOL!

If nothing else, I suggest you put together a couples’ trip! Good couples and bad couples! You need to do this at least once in your life. Fun times are sure to come packed with a lifetime of memories!

Thanks for watching and tune in next week for more drama and fun! I always live tweet, so follow me on Twitter @neneleakes.

Kisses everyone!
NL

Kenya: I Felt Vindicated Yet Again

Kenya Moore weighs in on the dramatic confrontation with Phaedra Parks.

MOVING ON
I’d moved on and forgave Phaedra for all of the lies she single handedly fabricated about me. When Cynthia told me of Apollo’s latest findings, I didn’t doubt it, as I have experienced what she is capable of first hand. My emotional reaction was based on anger not pain. I thought, "The nerve of her!" She went on a slut shaming, whore-calling campaign without any proof, and now that Apollo caught her with sticky fingers dipped in chocolate, I felt vindicated yet again. I don’t care about their relationship or how many men Phaedra chooses to sleep with, that is her cross to bear.


FOGO De CHILE PLEASE!
I arrived at dinner with an open mind and just tried to stay focused on my future and not my past with these women. I have been to Brazil many times and made friendly talk with the waiter and was accused of flirting. I’m not above being nice to a waiter. And even if I was flirting, which I wasn’t, there is nothing wrong with a good man making an honest living. I wasn’t raised to only give my attention to married man that can buy my affections.


When Cynthia reluctantly brought up the Apollo accusations, I kept quiet. To those who say I’m in Phaedra’s business or marriage, let’s get one thing straight -- Phaedra brought my name into the conversation by saying "the text messages with Kenya and that supposedly didn’t happen either," in effect still calling me a whore and a liar. Of course I had a right to respond in kind. Classic Phaedra, divert attention from the real issue and lie on someone else, namely me. She tried it!


YOU WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
Apollo and Phaedra are both liars. Facts are indisputable. However, we are not talking about a rumor but an accusation. Whether you choose to believe it or not, it comes down to the facts whereby Apollo presented proof. Yet, it’s OK to believe him when he lied about me. Remember the lie is a lie? But don’t believe him about Chocolate and the proof he presented. In fact, Phaedra to this day is still trying to get the public to believe there was an "affair." The hypocrisy and contradiction! LOL!


But the truth will always come to light. Phaedra claimed she wasn’t called a "head doctor" in high school, even though it was her new BFF who stated it. Oh, and didn’t Chuck also say Phaedra was a "jump off"? She also lied about the phone call with Cynthia until Cynthia presented hard evidence. And let’s not forget she even lied about her due date to everyone -- the timeline doesn’t lie. Phaedra has so many skeletons in her closet, and they are not from the dead people she embalms.


MY REAL OBSESSION
I’m obsessed with my life and all the amazing things that are happening. #ThatIsALL


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