The BAM! Squad

Bravotv.com's Associate Editor is still adjusting to NeNe's Hollywood lifestyle.

on Nov 5, 20120

No. 2 - Coochie Crack

Well Kenya has certainly come in with a Bailey Agency bang. The new girl is most certainly serving us some D-I-V-A this season, and I couldn't be more excited. While serving as a guest judge at Cynthia's Jet Magazine casting call, she wasn't holding back on the potential models. When one woman strut her stuff down the runway in a, shall we say, ill-fitting bikini bottom, Kenya was floored by the "coochie crack" that was seemingly burned into her eyes. I use such dramatic terminology, because she just could not let it go, much to Cynthia's chagrin.

Then Cynthia's assistant tries to tell Kenya to ease up on the aspiring models. Big mistake. Kenya blows up on the unsuspecting assistant and has him escorted out. By her own personal bodyguard whom she didn't announce. Yep, she just has a body guard with her at all times. But hey, clearly she makes use of him. Cynthia's none too pleased by all of this attitude, and there's some serious tension building between these two. Especially when Kenya gives the thank you speech at the end of the day's proceedings. It seemed like there was some major thunderstealing going on.

33 comments
cindy1963
cindy1963

How come you don't write a weekly blog like the others do? Oh yeah, I forgot you are way TOO BUSY COOKING (BOILING PASTA, MARINATING THE CHICKEN AND MAKING SURE ALL THE FLAVORINGS ARE RIGHT) AND MOST OF ALL OPENING UP THE PACKAGE, TAKING THE SEAL OFF AND POPPING IT IN THE MICRO!!! You act like you are better than everyone else and you are not. You keep pushing poor Walter with the whole "If I could be 9 months pregnant right now, I would." Stop pushing him so much because I know he must be tired of hearing the same thing over and over again. Just look at the expression on his face every time you mention marriage or babies. He'll do it when he's ready not when you tell him to do it. Don't be so fake--there are too many people like that already!!

mpaigemax
mpaigemax

So it looks like we've found our new sociopath in housewife Kenya. It should be interesting to watch her attempts at manipulating the other women as well as being unable to read the social queues of those around her - like her gentlemen friend who nearly swallowed his own tongue while she gushed about the potential of him knocking her up or how everyone at the Bailey Agency, not just Cynthia, were stunned and appalled by her wacky commentary during the model screening. A word to the wise - people like Kenya are good for spicing up boring parties but are best excluded from any activities requiring sane adult participation.

belinda.usher.54
belinda.usher.54

Nene you've come so far I like that you stay real but stay classy don't get pulled into the bulls... Pleaseyoure still growing and developing don't stop

RHOBAyCity
RHOBAyCity

@maskedblogger Have you watched Nene act? She actually is very good as an actress. I know it surprised me! Why wouldn't a franchise want to use someone ith a known face over someone who wouldn't be as good (.which is why they are "starving" actresses in the first place)? Are you saying that no one who has money should act over those "starving actresses"? There'd be some boring movies and shows then. You should celebrate someone's success, not hate!

quette432004
quette432004

Nene, please move on. I have a saying..I don't cross the same bridge twice. Why, because I give my all the first time and it takes infidelity in my face to get me to say quits. If you experienced that, then girl move on. Don't listen to the haters about being with a white man, love has no color. If that man treats you like a princess, go for it.

gina2066
gina2066

I've always been "Team NeNe" and I am so happy for you!!  You just keep forward and don't look back.  Don't let haters, like Kim, drag you down...speak and go on!!  #Blessed!

GAjen87
GAjen87

After only one show - Kendra needs to go!! She thinks she is royalty & has body guards? PLEASE!! Move along, this show isn't for you honey!

debwse
debwse

Kenya and NeNe BOTH need to go.  Why isn't Kim in the group photo?  Really?  And is this The NeNe Show via The New Normal?  This is a Bravo blog site, right?  I'm really getting fed up with this particular version of the Housewives franchise....think this one sux more than RHOM if that's possible.  Love all things Bravo but you're losing me on these.

Ashiecat@1
Ashiecat@1

I was team Nene, then your head got too big and I wasn't team Nene, but I see a new Nene that I once again love....Go Nene, congrats on your Hollywood success. Go team Nene. And get back with Greg, leave that other man alone, he's creepy.

maskedblogger
maskedblogger

I think the whole divorce thing was a sham.  It was a way to bring more attention to NeNe.  I still don't understand why anyone would hire her as an actress.  She's not an actress and there are so many starving actresses out there who could do her parts much better.  This whole thing with reality participants being called stars is absolutely ridiculous.  They aren't stars, they're people who act out for the cameras in hopes of being "discovered" even though they have no real talent.  Sorry NeNe, I don't buy anything you say, you're in it for the media coverage and that's it.

charlie@company
charlie@company

Nene you are still being fake in my opinion & so is Greg !! It's obvious that money makes the 2 of you tick, as you were happy when he spent all of his money on you & now that you're earning a steady income as an actress,

 he's trying to get back w/you to spend some of that money & share the limelight!! It's sickening to watch!!!  All I have to say is spend & invest your money wisely, as an acting career will not last forever, especially as a D-Lister.........after all, only A-Listers can sit down for a $20(k) dinner w/President Obama & think nothing of it!!!!!

 

Also, I loved that you were forced to eat humble pie when you dialed Tyler Perry's number only to learn that he had changed it.......BLOOP!!!!!! Baby you're no Oprah Winfrey or Gail King to T.P., so stop fronting & making yourself look like the fool that you can be sometimes!!! 

CathieD.
CathieD.

Where is Kim's picture with the group? She is not showing on the website.

Yawning
Yawning

Kenya needs to get a life....

allydachie
allydachie

The women on RHOA did all they could to make you think "less of yourself," but----they under estimated you. You have always embraced your past and recognized that those times have made you strong and made you want to reach for the sky. Those women have a network of texting and phone calling (its a gang mentality.) It was suppose to destroy your self worth. While they all were gossiping on the phone and texting,  you held your head high,  you got out of that bed and you went to work. Congratulations.!

kjones0160
kjones0160

Love you NeNe and I love the way you thanked your producer of the New Normal for giving u a chance in his show He knew that he casted right! Your intelligent and capable. I also love how you stated that your blessed, because you are. Many people would love to be in your shoes, but could they fill them?. There's only one NeNe and GOD has blessed you with talent!

Judith1234
Judith1234

I am so happy for NeNe's success (2 shows...you go the head of the class baby-girl!!!!) and wish her (and Gregg...the love of her life I believe) the absolute best.  

blessed09
blessed09

NE NE  I am happy for you too, but  you can't be rude and hateful to people,

you do need to humble yourself, because what god has given you ,he can take it away.

Stephanie37
Stephanie37

I didn't understand why kenya was being so ignorant, making unnecessary comments concerning the models, just because she was Miss USA doesn't make it right. She needed to be reminded that she was just a GUEST JUDGE, and security!!!!! Wow!!! Lol now that was really unprofessional

pinkpearl08-
pinkpearl08-

NeNe I'm happy for your new success but don't get caught up in hollywood or  your own hype. Humble yourself...

cindy1963
cindy1963

 @mpaigemax So well put, I could not have said it better myself. It's early into the season and you can see how she is going to cause problems for more than one of the women. She thinks she's "all that" but newsflash, SHE'S NOT!!! I really did not like the way she acted at the model screening. I'm sure a lot of those girls went home really humiliated that day. She's got some nerve!!  DEFINITELY NOT A FAN!!!!

cindy1963
cindy1963

 @Ashiecat@1 Definitely NeNe, get back with Greg. The other guy is a little strange, sorry to say that. Greg still loves you and he really is trying. I know the trust is gone but keep trying. I wish you a lot of luck with your career. I'm glad to see the "old" NeNe back, the one I used to like. Go Team NeNe!!

maskedblogger
maskedblogger

 @kjones0160 Now that's a joke, she has no talent, she just screams, yells and acts like a bully.  Not really a stretch for her.

maskedblogger
maskedblogger

 @Stephanie37 Kenya is just that, plain ignorant.  She's really not all that, there are many women, much more attractive and talented than she is.

Rhonu
Rhonu

 @maskedblogger  

 No she did not. The way the women talked about Nene last season was a new low. I believe it was because of all the opportunities she were getting. They were really nasty with the things they were saying, even around Kim's girls.

Rhonu
Rhonu

 @maskedblogger  

 When does your show air so I can watch and tell you how well you did.

gina2066
gina2066

 @Rhonu  @maskedblogger You are so right...they were jealous of NeNe's popularity from the start and tried to break her down right out the gate but she rose above it!!  Karma is laughing loudly!!

maskedblogger
maskedblogger

Sorry, I've been watching since the very beginning, NeNe has always been the bully, always the one to start something.  She has a quick temper, big mouth and doesn't know how to control herself. @Rhonu  @maskedblogger 

maskedblogger
maskedblogger

 @Rhonu You can kiss her ring all you want, but I'm sorry, there are professional actresses who have paid their dues and should get those parts before some bullying housewife on a reality show.