The BAM! Squad

Bravotv.com's Associate Editor thinks all confrontations should start with impersonations from now on.

on Jan 28, 20130

Kenya can't seem to keep herself out of trouble this week. Even when she transforms herself into Phaedra, it doesn't help! Drama finds its way to this girl like a Housewife to a glass of iced wine. Let's review the evidence, shall we?

No. 3 - Reh-Ash-ing

As soon as you see Kenya and Porsha alone, you can count on trouble. These two cannot spend more than two minutes in conversation without it turning ugly real fast.

It wasn't exactly clear what Kenya's purpose was. Did she want to defend herself regarding what Phaedra was saying? Was she trying to warn Porsha against befriending Phaedra? Some combination of both? Whatever the reason, it devolved in a matter of seconds into Kenya calling Porsha a little girl and Porsha telling Kenya she has ashy feet. Way harsh, ladies.

I think I felt the most for the two gentlemen at the bar, presumably  there to enjoy their lunch and what looked like a "work is a real bitch today and I deserve this" cocktail. They looked genuinely perturbed by all the shouting.

91 comments
pammerkt
pammerkt

Kenya proved her selfish and self-centeredness and craziness--when she showed up to a charity event dressed to mock Phedra-how messy can you be....

JulesG.
JulesG.

She is a crazy mad woman... Worse than fictitious Medea! Lol

megmuchmore
megmuchmore

Andy and Bravo Producers -  Kenya is fairly reminiscent to Brandi on RHOBH. Right?

Kenya - You have renewed my interest in RHOA. You are a stunning woman. My goodness, you have an incredible body! You're smart and quite savvy. A big bonus is that you're also very funny. Your outrageous antics are hilarious! You're perfect for this show because people love to hate you but I see a different more vulnerable side to you and I think you're great. You really have made the show interesting for me. I hope Bravo keeps you on because quite honestly you ARE the most entertaining lady of the bunch this season.  Hope you find your love and have beautiful babies

hwatcher
hwatcher

Just wondering if someone would explain why Kenya is qualified to be a housewife...never married, can't even beg a man into it.  By all indications, seems she clearly needs counseling.  Not many viewers enjoy watching her self-destruct. Please, please...spare us  How she ever won her old title is beyond me...she definitely is not a role model. 

FlutterBy
FlutterBy

I couldn't get over the cheesy pageant advisor giving Cynthia advice on how to basically bilk some of the poorest families in the South of their money in an effort to make their little ones feel special.....I am surprised she allowed it on camera.....he seemed amused by how much money cheap sashes and plastic fake rhinestone crowns, can bring in.... because the Southern states are pageant struck....Did anyone else notice how dumbstruck both Porsha and Cynthia became when they put the crown on?? It seemed like the crown instantly sucked their intelligence out....all Porsha could manage was to stand and wave.....I think parents of potential pageant contestants need to pay attention to this episode, in particular, the cheap quality of the pageant winnings..and accessories...and compare the cost to the entrance fees...and ask yourself if you could put that money to some other class, sport, hobby or talent enrichment....I would love to know how much the average pageant promoter spends on the crowns, sashes, and gifts vs the entrance fees for contestants...this guy was telling Cynthia the dirt about who to hire for hair, makup, etc....to pay $75 for makeup for a 6 yr old is akin to robbery....and Cynthia was quick to point out that Porshas charity was only going to get some of the money......To hear Cynthia say they could use the lobby of the center to have the pageants made me cringe....has she actually seen the trashy buildings these pageants are held in?? People in the audience are barely dressed appropriately, the whole event seems low class....they should at least have a dress code for all who enter these events....i hope Cynthia will add some class to this venture, but i have a feeling we will see women wearing belly shirts and men spitting tobacco in the audience while their little girls pretend to be a princess for a day....after it costs their working clss parents thousands in expenses.....we will be watching, so lets keep it classy

danielle.bratton.3
danielle.bratton.3

Kenya is right about Phaedra, she should not talk about people behind their back!

Mimi_Fletch
Mimi_Fletch

I just had another thought... instead of Derek J. & Lawrence being featured on the show as "friends of the housewives", why don't you add them AS Housewives? I’m tired of seeing them “latched on” to one of the girls and then once that particular girl leaves then they get latched on to another one, for example: • NeNe (didn’t leave but had a “falling out”)/Dwight now Phaedra/Dwight • Sheree/Lawrence now Kenya/Lawrence • Kim/Derek J. now Kandi/Derek J. Adding the “lady boys” would definitely add some spice to the mix and you wouldn’t have to waste your time with people like Kenya (who is an all around troublemaker) and Porsha (who brings nothing to the show). To see them holding a peach and giving their tagline for the show would be awesome!!!

kaytihotepre
kaytihotepre

Why isnt the show about being housewives/wives anymore? It's becoming all about pointless drama. Atlanta is turning out to be a disaster 

FlutterBy
FlutterBy

I have to say, the only thing that would have been funnier than Phaedras reaction over Kenyas be-netted donks, would have been Kenya coming in the event with the same outfit, but singing her version of Princes, "When Doves Cry"....of course though, her version would be, "When Donks Cry" .....Kandi could have easily helped her with her version, maybe creating another bad business deal....but just when we thought the song would have been enough....Kenya comes in doing that "butt flapping" dance.....singing "When Donks Cry" or "When Donks Fly" would have worked as well.....I know that both Kenya and Phaedra have made those donks clap together.....come on...you know they have!!! ?...I still want to know the "scuttlebutt" , over those beige flesh tone butt pads, and wonder if we will soon learn that they are a prop from the donkey video.....butt, why didn't Kenya use brown flesh color pads?? Those pads looked like two furniture mover carpet pads...and all Kenya needed at that point to look as certified as Phaedra claimed she is, was a peice of rope, allowing Laurence to manually just pull her around the room allowing the donk pads to do all the sliding....those scenes would have sent ratings through the roof, and this viewer over the rails with laughter....but the whole thing was still hilarious...please bring Kenya back next season...this show needs her

cherrySMASH
cherrySMASH

I'm wondering why Kenya is even on the show in the first place she is NOT a housewife.

general1318
general1318

RLMAO!!!!! :D me too...! Now that's facing someone who's talking crap about you behind your back! Face on!! RLOL!!!! NOBODY'LL FORGET IT AND NOBODY'LL. TRY MESSING with Kenya's reputation5 again for awhile. But I still think she should sue Phaedra for malicious slandar. She was trying to destroy her business reputation. And her personal reputation as well. It was vicious and mean. Shoe didn't want to pay her for even the work she DID DO. NENE knew Something was comming to Ms Phaedra & probably Cynthia did also.

Larissawn
Larissawn

Too bad Kenya only talks about knowing people with class and doesn't have any herself. No way in hell you'd see Vanessa Williams half naked acting like a fool at a charity event. I hope the rest of the housewives learned that they have to copywright their ideas so Kenya doen't make a quick buck off of them. Kenya should go audtion for Toddlers with Tiara's.

charlie@company
charlie@company

Kenya........you told Andy Cohen on WWHL that no man has ever treated you as poorly as Walter has.....but didn't you also tell a cast mate once that you had been abused so severely by a previous boyfriend that you had to be hospitalized?!?! This leads me to believe that Walter is telling the truth in this saga!!!!!

observer2
observer2

I am disappointed that NeNe entertained Kenya in that foolishness at her event... she is involved in a shady way I thought you were above all of that NeNe be the New Normal not the old NeNe all again pllleeaasssee.... Kenya stated  in her blog that she informed NeNe beforehand... and if Nene knew be sure Cynthia had a heads up..ladies the viper you sow will spill the venom you reap remember to always dig more than one grave... it doesn't bite back in the same way. This reminded me of an episode when NeNe mocked Kim on on how she acts with  Big Poppa (at Kim's house) they were friends at the time and it was as a joke that being said I can see why she will encourage this ignorance but this is on a more personal level. Kenya is quite familiar in all the past episodes so her intent is the BRING IT like no one has before.....take some acting classes Kenya you are too staged for my liking.... Phaedra is not perfect we all see that but she sure does act a bit more respectable ...has she ever pulled a scene??? none that I can recall yet i stand to be corrected......and Cynthia please continue to bring your creativity in what you do with your Agency and all and leave the petty stuff alone its not becoming of a classy lady...and I cant wait to see what Ms Kenya's take is on you with pagents I wonder why didn't she come up with an idea like that since she is so fixated on her previous crowning .. 

Jazzygrandma
Jazzygrandma

I hope the Miss USA Pagent saw her last night.   I know they are wondering what is the hell happen to her.  She has completely lost it.  Bravo do we really need to see this woman beg for a job because she is a really bad actress.   Gone too far on this show.

nosotrue
nosotrue

Kenya is too thirsty for attention.  No matter who is giving what, she has to find a reason to either make a scene or upstage someone.  Here continued actions only discredit her crown to ‘don’t you forget it” Miss USA.   She acts as if her winning the crown automatically put her on some pedestal but her actions only continue to say she is not worthy.  Whatever inner problems she has she wears them on the outside.  It’s entertaining, just how much is the question.

Travlindiva
Travlindiva

SMH...Kenya is a hot mess point blank period!.  What she did was not cute and only made her look like a fool.  Some people will do anything for face time in front of the camera.  Not a good look Ms. USA.  

 

As for Porsha, I honestly believe she is way to young for these old hussies. LOL  Her bulb may be a bit dim but hanging around a few of these chicks will not charge it up.  Pick one Porsha (Kandi) and keep it moving.

terelon
terelon

 @megmuchmore  Don't feed Kenya's already huge ego, she's sad and embarrassing, if you are going to give us drama at least be charming and entertaining, she's just too extreme where it's tired.

JulesG.
JulesG.

@FlutterBy Why are none of the husbands working??

Mom2gonzo
Mom2gonzo

@FlutterBy It was a very short suck for Porsha... Sweet, but not the brightest bulb in aisle nine.

JulesG.
JulesG.

@danielle.bratton.3 ...omg no comparison they are both camera whores

r59691
r59691

 @danielle.bratton.3Kenya just proved Phaedra was right...she is sick and needs meds... ONLY a crazy woman would show up at a charity event and present HERSELF like a fool.

 

JulesG.
JulesG.

@danielle.bratton.3 Who doesn't.lol

ethan53
ethan53

 @danielle.bratton.3 

 

Hello 

Danielle  you know they all talk about one another, but kenya shouldn't  have copy the donkey booty idea as they are friend.

 

Mimi_Fletch
Mimi_Fletch

@kaytihotepre Unfortunately these shows wouldn't exist without drama... most people think that wealthy people (or those who are pretending to be... Taylor, Teresa, etc...) live the life most people dream of and because they have so much money ordinary problems don’t exist for them. If I’m not mistaken RHOA is the highest rated Bravo Reality show and may be a disaster to some but a definite “cash cow” for this Network…

FlutterBy
FlutterBy

@DominiqueSphere Ok well my interest is now in full mode nosey....I don't do twitter, because I am way too wordy to bother with it.....do tell us more.....where exactly do you see the chick on twitter?? Come out...don't tease us salivating bravo fans any longer, some of us are chomping at the bit for some good housewife dirt to be slung....we are waiting for that book...where may I get it??? And can I follow that topic here on bravo, i do hope i don't have to create another account ....thank you for the warning that the *--- is going to hit the fan...i like to be dressed appropriately for those such events....down here in the South, we love to see those women who put on "high-fallutin" airs to get the fumes stirred about....its always a bit smelly, but when the air clears, everybody looks the same....hhhmmmmmm mmmmmm

danielle.bratton.3
danielle.bratton.3

@FlutterBy I like Kenya. She was a true friend o Phaedra and never said anything about her behind her back.

moocheemelody
moocheemelody

@FlutterBy ......girl, now, you know Lawrence let her borrow his butt pads at the last minute for that prank! Chuckle

ethan53
ethan53

 @general1318i don't think kenya should sue Phaedra what for, look at it this way, she  brought a business deal to her, they didn't  agree on price, that does not give her the right to copy her idea and that's not a good friend. and secondly Phaedra didn't  say she wasn't paying  her,  Kenya is the one  going round telling everybody . 

ZenHousewife
ZenHousewife

 @general1318

 What Kenya did certainly won't stop anyone from messing with her "reputation". 

 

If someone really wants to get to her, throw some shade, spread some opinions and sit back and watch Kenya make a KRAZY, DAMN FOOL OF HERSELF and prove all the allegations to be the tip of the iceberg.

Nastybaby
Nastybaby

 @general1318 Kenya's doing a great job of ruining her own reputation.  She is not getting help from Phaedra or Porsha.  

 

I suggest you review the episode involving the video deal: Phaedra did not say that she didn't want to pay Kenya.  

observer2
observer2

 @Larissawn LOL...  'Kenya should go audtion for Toddlers with Tiara's'......that's funny!!

katbunny
katbunny

you should read more!

 

Vanessa did more that that, for real - for real!

EloiseM
EloiseM

 @charlie@company

 Kenya lies so much no one can even attempt to keep up with them.  Do we say DELUSIONAL?

Nastybaby
Nastybaby

 @observer2 Well, Phaedra has  created a few scenes.  If you recall, her baby shower WAS over the top, and she was the one who hired Ridickulous for Kandi's birthday party.  The only 'save' Phaedra has is that these were very intimate/private events, not a charity.  However, she's done her dirt.

sabrina.johnson.3386
sabrina.johnson.3386

 @Travlindiva

 She is I guess they wanted to bring a different dynamic to the show Kenya is too stuck in her past. Move on honey.  Cynthia be careful because Kenya strikes me the type to take your pocket book and your man.

Crsteena777
Crsteena777

@ethan53 @danielle.bratton.3 how is Phaedra a friend to anyone, look what she did to Cynthia, she only befriends people she thinks she can use. She reminds me of a snake!

shellie@coralwave.com
shellie@coralwave.com

 @ethan53  @danielle.bratton.3 I am shocked that for a person who speaks of being intelligent, has no work ethics. Poor Kenya, does not know the world is watching and no one will call her for projects as she copy cats others work. Folks will be afraid to bring their business ideas to her as she will copy cat the idea if things don't work out!!!!! wise up girl!!!!! 

Buddhalicious509
Buddhalicious509

 @Nastybaby  @general1318

 Agree Nastybaby!!!  Kenya's the one lying about the "not pay me" issue. 

 

And Phaedra didn't say anything to anyone about Kenya that she didn't say to Kenya face to face first.  I don't understand all the "talking behind my back nonsense"...she was talking straight to her face.

didleesquat
didleesquat

 @katbunny She said that Vanessa wouldn't do anything like that at a 'charity' event, and in front of millions of people watching. There's a time and place for everything, and that wasn't it.