Cast Blog: #RHOA

The Talented Ms. Moore - Ep 13

Kenya: Cynthia Commanded the Runway

Phaedra: You Don't Often Come Across Hair Burglary

Cynthia: "I Pray We Can Make Peace"

Claudia: I Could Relate to Cynthia's Insecurities

Cynthia's "Non-Conversation" with NeNe

NeNe: The Pit Bull Act is Not a Good Look

Kenya: If It Looks Like a Fraud...

Phaedra: "I Moved Past This Years Ago"

Claudia: I Am Not Asking for Sympathy

GIF Recap: Saltines, Anyone?

Kenya: Why Would Apollo Try to Hurt Phaedra?

Cynthia: "My Heart Went Out to Kenya"

Phaedra: "NeNe Made a Fair Observation"

Claudia on Her Sit-Down With Porsha

GIF Recap: Pushed to the Brink

Cynthia: Porsha's THOT Comment is Too Ridiculous

Kandi: Cynthia Can't Win for Losing

Phaedra: Cynthia's Behavior was Unbecoming

Claudia on NeNe's Thirsty Comment

Don't Insult Kenya's Virtue

GIF Recap: New 'Wife, New Shade

Phaedra on Being "Super Mommy"

Kenya: I've Never Been Anyone's Whore

Cynthia: I Felt a Connection with Claudia

Kandi: I Felt Bad for Kenya

NeNe Talks Zumanity, Apollo's Shocking Reveal

Claudia on Meeting the 'Wives

GIF Recap: She's Baaack...

NeNe: "I was a Rock for Phaedra"

Cynthia on Her Friendship with Kenya

Kandi: I'll Always be Honest with Phaedra

Phaedra: "It was Apparent the Marriage was Over"

Kenya: This is My Season of Redemption

GIF Recap: Oh the Zumanity!

Housewives Then and Now: Atlanta Edition

Kandi's Post-Reunion Plans

Cynthia: "I Don't Think I Did Anything Wrong"

Tweet Recap: Reunion Part 3, Kenya vs. NeNe

Kandi: "My Mom Needs a Camera Around Her at All Times"

Lawrence: Momma Joyce Slayed the Girls

The Talented Ms. Moore - Ep 13

Bravotv.com's Associate Editor thinks all confrontations should start with impersonations from now on.

Kenya can't seem to keep herself out of trouble this week. Even when she transforms herself into Phaedra, it doesn't help! Drama finds its way to this girl like a Housewife to a glass of iced wine. Let's review the evidence, shall we?

No. 3 - Reh-Ash-ing

As soon as you see Kenya and Porsha alone, you can count on trouble. These two cannot spend more than two minutes in conversation without it turning ugly real fast.

It wasn't exactly clear what Kenya's purpose was. Did she want to defend herself regarding what Phaedra was saying? Was she trying to warn Porsha against befriending Phaedra? Some combination of both? Whatever the reason, it devolved in a matter of seconds into Kenya calling Porsha a little girl and Porsha telling Kenya she has ashy feet. Way harsh, ladies.

I think I felt the most for the two gentlemen at the bar, presumably  there to enjoy their lunch and what looked like a "work is a real bitch today and I deserve this" cocktail. They looked genuinely perturbed by all the shouting.

No. 2 - Bipolar Express

Phaedra and Kenya's semi-polite fighting (at least relatively) from the past two episodes was a little awkward, yet fairly civil. That all went out the window at NeNe's ShoeDazzle event however. After Kenya's grand entrance (more on that later), there was finally a face-to-face airing of grievances between her and Phaedra at NeNe's behest. Maybe NeNe needed a little drama to wake her up, because she must have known that wasn't going to be cleared up quickly and quietly.

In a rare turn of events, we actually saw Phaedra fired up -- she was holding her own against Kenya and making it known that she does think she's a bipolar bootlegger. All I can say is Kenya better watch out, because I think Phaedra may be close to unleashing ReDICKulous on her, and we've seen how dangerous his weapon can be.
No. 1 - The Talented Ms. Moore

I'm not sure how Kenya came to the conclusion that the best way to prove Phaedra is absurd was to come to an event dressed up as her and do an over-the-top impersonation, but I'm forever grateful for whatever means led to its conception. It was truly a beautiful disaster.

I got the big hat and the whole ensemble, but the (what I'm presuming were) butt pads left me a bit bewildered. Was she trying to say Phaedra uses butt pads/that she needs butt pads? Either way it kind of looked like Kenya was wearing paper plates on her behind.

Perhaps this is how all Housewives should let it be known that they have an issue with someone -- just dress up as the person who's bothering you so they get the message. That way you don't have to tell them, they'll just know.

Most importantly, where do you go once you've impersonated someone in public? Can you still have any sort of friendship? Does Phaedra need to show up to something in the Gone With the Wind Fabulous nightgown? I'm pretty excited to find out.
Next week new pageant partners Porsha and Cynthia find themselves at odds before the pageant even happens. Not the best sign.