"Everyone is a lady...well, everyone up here is a female."

"It was no damn compliment to show up with a gold tooth in my mouth and some blonde hair, when you've got everybody dressed up as Hollywood stars -- are you crazy?"

"You might wanna stop flaring that in your eyes before your contacts get too dry."

"In the words of Whitney Houston: 'Show me the receipts!' Go on, honey, twirl on that."

"You're selling a bootie made in Mexico."

"We have single white female, and we've got black delusional Kenya."

"That was something you found at Walmart, that was a black napkin and a Victoria's Secret free panty, child, that was not the outfit I was wearing."

"Girl, can you flick that thing with your left hand?"

"Don't come for me unless I send for you."

"I absolutely wish someone had shook me, but instead of them shaking me they were more like pushing me."

"When Kandi came on the show, Kim at the time had no friends on the show. So she immediately was like, 'Be my friend, I'm gonna sing a song.'"

"Well honey, you don't know me from Adam's house cat, you're just an obsessed fan."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the shadiest of them all?"

"You never can win when you dirty honey, you never can win."

"I ain't gotta like you’re ass, but I ain't gonna go sit and try to be dirty and bring up your past."

"You and Sheree and probably Kim with her big ass wig went out and sat with them and tried to be low down and dirty."

"You owe me a back end for giving you a story line."

"I don't mess with any of these girls, including Wig and big-nosed Sheree."

"Well nobody's raising my babies but me. That's where we’re different."

"Flirting with someone does not a whore make."

"I'm not the one who had sex with a convicted felon straight out of prison."

"And if his damn toupee caught on fire I wouldn't even spit on his ass."

"And anytime she gets caught in the middle, she's gonna get up and twirl because that's what she does."

Apollo: "I really don't care much for her."

Kenya: "Maybe you should stop texting me then."

"She was telling me I would do to you what you wife don't do to you."

"Next time, use protection with a man when he's fresh outta prison."

"Well he needs to re-augment yours, because yours are down like banana boats."

"This is not the show to come on and expect these ladies to lift you up. The only support you might get is if somebody dies, and everybody might come and send a flower."