Recap: Gregg Disrobes and It's Amazing
Ep 13: Gregg even managed to outshine Mr. President this week.
How we went from a children's party with choreographed dances to a lingerie party with grown men grappling with one another is beyond me, but it did somehow all happen this week.
Phaedra summoned perennial #RHOA party planner Dwight to help her plan her phirst phabulous phete for youngest son Dylan. However as Dylan is affectionately known as Mr. President, the theme of this sip and see was an "inauguration." What does this entail you ask? Security guards, champagne, and old timey choreographed dances routines with said security men -- so basically a standard Phaedra affair.
Side Note: Why was Dylan dressed like a young dictator? It was super cute, I was just confused. Was Mr. President supposed to be working on peace negotiations with his brother maybe?
And before I put the party discussion to rest, LOOK AT THIS PHOTO!
Mr. President is too cute.
Speaking of cute babies, Kenya is on a mission to have one of her own. After learning that IVF with a sperm donor would probably be the best route, Miss Lawrence and Kenya twirled right on over to the sperm bank hoping to get some free lube and more info on the process.
On this quest, they ran into Donor 6744, who charmed Kenya right off the bat with his winning smile and desire to continue his family line.
After that Kenya met with the proprietors of the spermerie and rattled off her list of must-haves (it was kind of like watching Love It or List It), which were many: intelligence, funny, affectionate, well-groomed, no body odor, over 6'4'', pretty features, full lips, a slender nose, and green eyes. But above all, as we learned when she caught a typo in one of the donor's writing samples, they must have good grammar! I really, really hope she just made that her one and only must have after that.
Finally NeNe's pillow talk/let's prance around in lingerie party...well that was something. I'll just leave this video here and you can see for yourself what went down.
And if that was too intense for you, please enjoy my favorite moment of the evening:
Never change, Gregg! Even Cynthia in the background realized that he just won the party with that move.
Next week it looks like Kandi and Cynthia have some unresolved issues to work out. Who would have guessed those two would be going at it?