Cast Blog: #RHOA

Recap: Kandi Koated Chaos

Kenya: Cynthia Commanded the Runway

Phaedra: You Don't Often Come Across Hair Burglary

Cynthia: "I Pray We Can Make Peace"

Claudia: I Could Relate to Cynthia's Insecurities

Cynthia's "Non-Conversation" with NeNe

NeNe: The Pit Bull Act is Not a Good Look

Kenya: If It Looks Like a Fraud...

Phaedra: "I Moved Past This Years Ago"

Claudia: I Am Not Asking for Sympathy

GIF Recap: Saltines, Anyone?

Kenya: Why Would Apollo Try to Hurt Phaedra?

Cynthia: "My Heart Went Out to Kenya"

Phaedra: "NeNe Made a Fair Observation"

Claudia on Her Sit-Down With Porsha

GIF Recap: Pushed to the Brink

Cynthia: Porsha's THOT Comment is Too Ridiculous

Kandi: Cynthia Can't Win for Losing

Phaedra: Cynthia's Behavior was Unbecoming

Claudia on NeNe's Thirsty Comment

Don't Insult Kenya's Virtue

GIF Recap: New 'Wife, New Shade

Phaedra on Being "Super Mommy"

Kenya: I've Never Been Anyone's Whore

Cynthia: I Felt a Connection with Claudia

Kandi: I Felt Bad for Kenya

NeNe Talks Zumanity, Apollo's Shocking Reveal

Claudia on Meeting the 'Wives

GIF Recap: She's Baaack...

NeNe: "I was a Rock for Phaedra"

Cynthia on Her Friendship with Kenya

Kandi: I'll Always be Honest with Phaedra

Phaedra: "It was Apparent the Marriage was Over"

Kenya: This is My Season of Redemption

GIF Recap: Oh the Zumanity!

Housewives Then and Now: Atlanta Edition

Kandi's Post-Reunion Plans

Cynthia: "I Don't Think I Did Anything Wrong"

Tweet Recap: Reunion Part 3, Kenya vs. NeNe

Kandi: "My Mom Needs a Camera Around Her at All Times"

Lawrence: Momma Joyce Slayed the Girls

Recap: Kandi Koated Chaos

Ep 14: Whatever you do, never start any beef with Kandi Burruss.

You know the saying "out of the frying pan and into the fire"? Well this week we went out of the frying pan full of bare-chested men going at it and into the fire that is Kandi's extremely terrifying rage.

After Apollo was finally taken far, far away from the Pillow Talk party (and Phaedra located her black Prada bag), it seemed like things had calmed down...for about five seconds. Whatever was in that water and wine clearly had not yet run its course, because Kandi decided this was the time to clear up Natalie's comments about Todd with the larger group. Natalie tried to deny any "opportunist" talk and Cynthia attempted to give her side of all the things that were said, but this went down a little too close to Kandi's personal space. Suddenly Todd's pushing Peter, Malorie pops up to push Todd and Kandi, and then Kandi just snaps.


Now Kandi stays cool about 98% of the time on this show, but every now and again she just goes OFF when someone pushes her too far (i.e. Marlo on the Season 4 Reunion). And it is not pretty. When Kandi gets mad, you just run and head for the hills, because she will "drag you in this, bitch."

I'm almost inclined to agree with Porsha and Phaedra on the fact that there were angry spirits roaming the halls of this party venue. I mean seriously, it was this whole fiasco was so crazy that it may be the only explanation.And then the morning after. Everyone seemed to have a different take on what went down and who's to blame. My favorite part of all the intercut scenes being Kandi and Cynthia's impersonations of each other.



Fairly accurate! Maybe Cynthia should consider auditioning for Kandi's musical.

Oh and this happened:


Back to Kandi's musical though, why did everyone at the open casting call sing "Amazing Grace"? You're auditioning for a musical and have an entire canon of Broadway hits to choose from, let's mix it up a bit, people!

NeNe is putting all of the evening's craziness on Kenya, and Kenya is refusing to be blamed for any of it. And while I was mostly filled with "this is going south real fast" dread, I did have to chuckle when NeNe said: "I don't even need Gregg's help, I'm a gangster. He'll be sitting there all by himself looking." Because true. Although, Gregg is a gangster in his own way:


After that Phaedra's tea bag broke and the ladies decided to take what little progress they'd made and hightail it out of Jeju Sauna & Well Being Spa.

Next week Kenya's throwing some kind of masquerade, but the only mystery is that Peter and NeNe seem to have some sort of beef brewing.