Cast Blog: #RHOA

Recap: Shady Landlady

Kenya: Cynthia Commanded the Runway

Phaedra: You Don't Often Come Across Hair Burglary

Cynthia: "I Pray We Can Make Peace"

Claudia: I Could Relate to Cynthia's Insecurities

Cynthia's "Non-Conversation" with NeNe

NeNe: The Pit Bull Act is Not a Good Look

Kenya: If It Looks Like a Fraud...

Phaedra: "I Moved Past This Years Ago"

Claudia: I Am Not Asking for Sympathy

GIF Recap: Saltines, Anyone?

Kenya: Why Would Apollo Try to Hurt Phaedra?

Cynthia: "My Heart Went Out to Kenya"

Phaedra: "NeNe Made a Fair Observation"

Claudia on Her Sit-Down With Porsha

GIF Recap: Pushed to the Brink

Cynthia: Porsha's THOT Comment is Too Ridiculous

Kandi: Cynthia Can't Win for Losing

Phaedra: Cynthia's Behavior was Unbecoming

Claudia on NeNe's Thirsty Comment

Don't Insult Kenya's Virtue

GIF Recap: New 'Wife, New Shade

Phaedra on Being "Super Mommy"

Kenya: I've Never Been Anyone's Whore

Cynthia: I Felt a Connection with Claudia

Kandi: I Felt Bad for Kenya

NeNe Talks Zumanity, Apollo's Shocking Reveal

Claudia on Meeting the 'Wives

GIF Recap: She's Baaack...

NeNe: "I was a Rock for Phaedra"

Cynthia on Her Friendship with Kenya

Kandi: I'll Always be Honest with Phaedra

Phaedra: "It was Apparent the Marriage was Over"

Kenya: This is My Season of Redemption

GIF Recap: Oh the Zumanity!

Housewives Then and Now: Atlanta Edition

Kandi's Post-Reunion Plans

Cynthia: "I Don't Think I Did Anything Wrong"

Tweet Recap: Reunion Part 3, Kenya vs. NeNe

Kandi: "My Mom Needs a Camera Around Her at All Times"

Lawrence: Momma Joyce Slayed the Girls

Recap: Shady Landlady

Ep 3: Kenya has the cops called on her and Porsha's Bedroom Kandi balls go mysteriously missing...

We begin this week with yet another person worried about Kandi's relationship with Todd -- Kandi's manage Don Juan. Like Kandi, I don't quite understand why everyone equates her getting married with Todd taking over her finances and businesses. You'd think she announced that she was engaged to Bernie Madoff.

Meanwhile things aren't going so well for NeNe.


With The New Normal cancelled and Glee on hold, NeNe's having some trouble getting back into the swing of being an Atlanta housewife. Luckily Gregg is there to lend a helping hand. And a helping glove.


Cynthia goes to the hospital for her fibroid surgery. What she didn't realize was that it would be a dual bikini wax/fibroid surgery, since the doctor must have forgotten to mention she'd have to be bare down there for the operation. Oops!

Porsha's made her and her two (twin?) dogs Coco and Chanel quite comfortable at her mom's abode. I was worried that Porsha's mom might be feeling the strain of having her two daughters around so much suddenly, and then Porsha said they were like three sisters and I had a revelation -- they are the Kardashians (minus a sister or three). Now if only Porsha's mom could somehow start dating newly single Bruce Jenner...

And over at Kenya's this was happening:


Because doesn't everyone twerk on a piano when they pack?

Now that Phaedra has a new family member, it's obviously time for one of her fab photo shoots. You may remember this one:


And this:


For the latest family photo, Phaedra has chosen to don all white since according to her "black people in white are like little black angels." And she wasn't wrong because AWWW!


Side Note: We finally got our first "everybody knows" of the season: "Everybody know a picture is worth a thousand words." (Read the rest of Phaedra's phamous lines here.)Kandi's daughter, Riley, managed to cement her status as old soul/voice of reason this week, when she got real with her mom about Todd. After assuring Kandi that Joyce's opinions wouldn't sway her because she is an independent woman, she gave Kandi some excellent advice: just marry Todd, and if Joyce has a problem, too bad! She'll be the one missing out.

Porsha goes from scratching Kordell out of their wedding album to full on breaking down on Kandi's shoulder, and you just have to feel for her.