I'm keeping it short and sweet this week, since everyone (including myself) is stuck in a Christmas cookie haze of holiday bloatedness. So let's discuss what I believe were the three miracles of the holiday season.
No. 1 - Kenya and Porsha Having a Moment
I can say with certainty that I never thought I'd see the day when this would happen:
Yes, that is Kenya Moore and Porsha Stewart alone in a room together BONDING. Through the magic of Christmas, these two managed to find some common ground and have a meaningful conversation. They actually seemed to connect over motherhood and learning more about each other's struggles.
No. 2 - Lady Chablis
Of course it took a drag queen to finally lighten up the girls. A trip to Lady Chablis' show had the, all dressed up, liquored up, and laughing. Finally! All that was needed was a little reading lesson from the first lady of Savannah...
Now once you get over the initial shock over why/how a cockroach found its way into the ladies' gorgeous Savannah mansion, you'll realize that this disgusting creature was also instrumental in bringing the girls together. It was clearly sent by Santa to make us (and the Housewives, but mostly us) laugh.
The best face during all of this goes to Ms. Phaedra Parks:
And Purple Hearts should be awarded to the mighty roach hunters, new BFFs Kenya and Porsha. Will the ladies who slay together, stay together? Time will tell...
Next week Porsha drops a bomb: Kordell doesn't want to get divorced!