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Ep 11: You know it's bad when a Housewife would rather walk into oncoming traffic than deal with more drama.

on Jan 140

This week Chuck learned a lesson that any Housewives aficionado could have clued him in on -- never come for a Housewife and expect that they won't come for you twice as hard. After his impassioned assertions that Kandi and Phaedra were just on his hookup "team" last week, we start this episode with Phaedra filling Kandi in on what went down in the car and how it's all a bunch of B.S. because she doesn't like "bite-sized brownies or cocktail weenies." 

Chuck, these ladies are not afraid to go there (and by there I mean your very manhood), so don't mess. 

We then had the pleasure of meeting Kenya's dad. Now I'm not sure what I expected, but he was definitely not it with his real old-school Texas man's man style. However when he rolled into the house and just started taking completely unfiltered shots at Kenya and her house, a glimmer of shared family traits shone through. Evidently speaking your mind and not holding back is a genetic thing.

And when Kenya asked for his thoughts on reaching out to her birth mother, the truth train continued to roll on through when she was met with a resounding no.

Doesn't look like there's a happy ending in store for Kenya when it comes to her mom.

Later Cynthia and NeNe visited Chez Kenya to meet her dad, and as you might have guessed, it was a bit awkward. But not as awkward as when Kenya (as a prank?) greeted them in a painter's smock and told them they'd be helping her. This was the reaction:

So no, there was no painting happening. 

29 comments
RodriqueAntonio
RodriqueAntonio

Kenya needs a life BAD! Please find it outside if RHOA...

Those calls to Todd seemed to come at a pretty strange time when they were at that theater. That's all I'm saying. Maybe its just me? Maybe not! Hmmm...

Mrs. Leakes be prepared to put Kenya and Marlo Mugshot Hampton in their place...I hear they are gunning for you! #TeamLeakes

TinaW.
TinaW.

Can someone explain to me why Kenya is keeping her "man" a mystery?  If someone gives you a Bentley, wouldn't you want to sing his praises and, at least, mention his name.  Kenya is full of crap.  She's leasing that car so she can show off.  I kind of feel sorry for Kenya, always feeling she has to pretend her relationships are more than they really are.  Now, she's all fired up on having a baby and going to the fertility clinic.  She's all over the place.  Is the "mystery man" the donor?

Seasonwoman@1
Seasonwoman@1

Kenya has the nerve to talk about how Porsha cries. All the water works we get from her about her drama and she really would have cried if she twirled herself in front of that car.  You are not the only celebrity in the ATL. and everybody knows that people in Atlanta will run over you.  Your dad has a strong southern drawl girl.  Why did you try to act like you were to good to travel to Savannah and miss pronounce the city name when you were talking to Lawrence.  Let me tell you something if things were so good for you in Hollywood why did you move to Georgia?  In your words don't come for you unless you call well honey they aren't calling for you.  Don't move to a city and diss it!

Seasonwoman@1
Seasonwoman@1

Porscha, continue to smile and laugh.  I know that you will be alright and I love your new home. I am proud of how you are beginning to stand up for yourself and not let the others push you around. We love you!!!!

Seasonwoman@1
Seasonwoman@1

Phaedra, you have a beautiful family.  Be more careful about bringing women around your husband especially a person that asked if you could give two of your friends to Apollo that's not a friend and who likes men light bright and damn near white.  You got to be more careful. Please stop giving Porscha a hard time, she needs you ladies.  A role model is not only for our youth.   You and Apollo stand strong together!!!

Seasonwoman@1
Seasonwoman@1

NeNe,  I am glad that you and Greg are back together!  Please have patience and understanding with Porscha.  She wasn't given a chance to fight for her marriage and found out that Cordell was divorcing her through the social media, damn that was cold. Her love for this man hasn't died and she is trying to deal with it the best way she can.   I can tell that she has lived a shelter life and will need your street smart and business savvy to get to the next level, so be a big sister to her.  Don't make light of her feelings and the tears she shed.

Seasonwoman@1
Seasonwoman@1

Kandi I love it, I love it, you shut Natalie down!!! You bad to the bone!!!!!!!  Natalie was wrong and should have never dredged up Todd's relationship with her friend that happened years ago. Dang Natalie and her girlfriend hold on to stuff like a dog holding on to a bone. Ladies remember all men have a past and you all have a past  too, If you don't want stuff from your man's past brought up, keep quiet and keep it moving.  And Monique I know  that's now she  spell her name I see couldn't hang.  If she stops trying to answer questions for her man(Chuck) she would learn some stuff.  I want to see you and Todd make it.   

Seasonwoman@1
Seasonwoman@1

Cynthia I love you but you need to take a page from your sister Mal, don't discuss other people relationships in front of others. Mal doesn't discuss anything negative about her man.   Tell Mal to call ahead next time that was being disrespectful to you and Peter.  We like Peter and want you guys to make it.

Seasonwoman@1
Seasonwoman@1

Kenya you need to get your life together, girl you are in everyone's business and always gunning after somebody's man. If you really had a man of your own you wouldn't have time for the bull you are always dishing out.  Let go of the hurt regarding your mom and just be thankful for your grandmother, dad, aunt and other family members who loved you.  Not being mean or ugly but you need professional counseling and stop taking advice from the unqualified. 

Myresa
Myresa

Cynthia should ask her sister to stay with her mom. Peter and Cynthia should have different bank accounts, one hers and one his and then one with both of them on it. Then that way they could have their own money and money together. NeNe needs to listen to Cynthia when she talks about raising her child and give her ideals on it, not just yell at her on what she thinks she should be doing. Everyone needs just someone to listen to them about what is going on.

KraftyKat
KraftyKat

All I hear coming out of NENE'S mouth is "blah..blah..blah"...Does she EVER listen to ANYONE else????

DestinyKhan
DestinyKhan

I really hope Kim Zociak does not come back to the show. She needs money because Kroy was hurt and can't work. The show is better without her. Bravo does not need her to come back. No one wants to hear about the 12 steps of having children to keep a check coming in. 

was333
was333

Child Please - Such an attention seeker --  take a big fat seat somewhere far Kenya

GoodGirlRedd
GoodGirlRedd

Thanks for blogging every week Kenya.  BTW, I'm starting to like you a little each week. 

kadijah
kadijah

I had to laugh at kandi's dog Georgia eating salt with vinegar potato chip.

Phattygurl202
Phattygurl202

Kenya I got to give it to you, You won that argument at the table, Whatever your man tell you about me so he can sleep good at night good for him lol ! 

NJ-Roses
NJ-Roses

You know that it is really bad when Kenya is the only member of Real Housewives of Atlanta who is responsible enough to blog every week.  Thank you, Kenya! The others have bags of excuses. One weekly writing assignment each week during the season is all that is required.  They would not accept the excuse that their child was "too busy" to do their daily homework.  It makes us believe that they really don't care anymore.  Perhaps they should require more of themselves.

islandspice82
islandspice82

I think when the driver noticed she was Kenya Moore, he pressed on his gas.

g0ddess
g0ddess

Kenya better be careful, she was almost gone with wind, by way of car, then she really would have been fly, meaning air born before she hit reality hard. On a serious note, Kenya wasn't getting enough attention that's why she left, others where stealing her moment of fame. Kenya's father added some much needed entertainment in her reality life, cause it's kind of boring. People make life interesting, and the RHOA need some real new characters like Kenya's dad, keep it real pops! I am one who does not believe in Matriarchs in obedience to men. Men lead men and Matriarch lead Matriarch in according to their kind.

BeWiseNotFoolish
BeWiseNotFoolish

@Seasonwoman@1 I don't think it matters if Phaedra bring women around Apollo because a man is going to do what pleases him regardless of the location.  No wife is with her husband 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.  I believe wives need to face reality and know that their husbands can cheat on them at any time and be prepared to deal with the truth when it's in their faces instead of denying it or justifying adulterous actions. 

BeWiseNotFoolish
BeWiseNotFoolish

@Phattygurl202 Kenya might have "won" the argument at the table, but what did she "win" when she climbed into her cold, lonely bed that evening.  I kind of think not only did her man sleep good that night, but so did Natalie because she had that someone special holding her, unlike Kenya. 

BeWiseNotFoolish
BeWiseNotFoolish

@NJ-Roses It's REALLY not important or an issue for the cast to blog weekly.  Kenya doesn't have a life, so she has time to blog.  Khandi is running back and forth with Newsical, Phaedra has 3 boys to raise, NeNe is filming here and there, Porsha is moving into her new home.  Cynthia is working on a cookbook with her daughter. 

BeWiseNotFoolish
BeWiseNotFoolish

@islandspice82 I'm laughing so hard trying to type because someone else who posted a comment said the driver was probably Walter - he realized it was Kenya and sped up like he was getting the heck out of dodge!

ThunderRoad
ThunderRoad

@BeWiseNotFoolish You do realize the season is taped far in advance of the weekly shows currently being aired?  The episode in Savannah was definitely during the summer and just aired in January.  Is Porsha moving into another home or are you referencing the leased home by Nene?  Phaedra has 2 boys unless you want to consider Apollo being a third :)

BeWiseNotFoolish
BeWiseNotFoolish

@DestinyKhan  I never glorified a man in my initial post.  My remark was a comparison of Natalie having someone who cares about her versus Kenya who does not have a special man in her life.  Seasoned ladies (especially with experience) know JOY comes from within and don't have to seek validation by having a physical man in their lives.  Smart women don't mind being alone and they use that alone time productively by enhancing their lives.  On the contrary, women with low self-esteem think having a slither of a man is better than not having a man and they will tolerate/deal with all types of abuse and disrespect.  I think you misread/did not understand my input. 

BeWiseNotFoolish
BeWiseNotFoolish

@ThunderRoad Yes, that was my thought.  I consider Apollo the third boy she's raising (smile).  I think she's training him well.