Cast Blog: #RHOBH

Happy New Ears

Yolanda: These Are Teaching Moments

Kim: My Heart Felt So Big

Kyle: Kim and Monty's Relationship Is Unique

Lisa V.: I Needed an Uncomplicated Friendship

Brandi: Kim Is a Survivor

Eileen: Brooke Was a Gorgeous Bride

Lisa R.: I Couldn't Be More in My Element

Brandi: I Felt Like a Grown Up

Yolanda: I Was Doubting My Parenting Skills

Lisa V.: A Scare Can Be the Ultimate Lesson

Eileen: Yeah, Vincent and I Bicker Sometimes

Lisa R.: My Heart Ached for Yolanda

Kim: The Call No Parent Wants to Get

3 Clues to Next Week's Episode

Brandi: Not a Good Time for My Phone to Die

Lisa V.: Hindsight Is 20/20

Kim: The Words You Never Want to Hear

Yolanda: 50 Is the New 30

Eileen: A Long Career Is the True Award

Kyle: An Invite to a Party Isn't the Answer

Lisa R.: God Bless Michael Bolton!

Quiz: How Well Do You Remember Episode 3?

11 #RHOBH Reactions That Sum up Our Lives

Kyle: I Would Take A Road Trip Over a Plane

Lisa: When You Reach Out, You Are Rewarded

Kim: Brandi and I Always Seem to Have Fun

Yolanda: A Homemade Meal Goes a Long Way

Brandi: I Was Surprised Adrienne Was So Receptive

The Real Story Behind Lisa R.'s Depends Ad

3 Clues to Next Week's Episode

Quiz: How Well Do You Remember Episode 2?

3 Times the 'Wives Were Just Like Us

Quiz: How Well Do You Remember Episode 1?

Kyle: Brandi Was Looking for Trouble

Lisa's First Impression of the Ladies

Yolanda: Fasten Your Seat Belts

Q&A: How Are Camille, Adrienne, and Taylor Now?

Lisa: Kyle and I Have Always Had a Bond

Brandi: Lisa Made Up With Everyone But Me

3 GIFs You Have to See From Next Week's Ep

Happy New Ears

Giggy discusses his semi-regrettable nuptials, and this week's White Party.

Happy New Ears to you all, my adoring fans.

My New Ear’s eve was certainly exciting. I was in New York with sweet Andy. But what did I do? One sip of martini and I was hitched. A CATastrophe! Dear sweet Andy was the minister and before I knew it I was married to this wrinkly old pussy. I could only manage a catatonic stare as I pulled back the veil and was horrified as to what was before me. How could mistress let me do this?

I hightailed it back to Beverly Hills, a cloud of doggy dust behind me, I was a married dog. Oh, I was devastated.

Ok let's deal with the task at paw...this week’s episode.

Now this week Ken, his title is husband, took the bulldog by the horns, and told mistress that the guy who's always lying by the pool in a grease slick has to go. He spent all of the dog days of last summer doing less than me.

Yes, woofee, only room for one gigolo in this house. I want to be the stud here. I don’t think he's going to put up with his pooh anymore. He is definitely in the doghouse.

Mistress is not looking at this situation clearly. I can see it a plain as day. I just need to move his little mongrel butt out of here.

One of the littermates, Kyle, she invited us to celebrate Mauricio’s birthday. It was a white party, and it was beautiful. I love parties. I was in my little white suit with everybody going crazy for me. People were laughing, dancing but what about blowfish (She calls herself that, not I)? She was walking around with a hangdog expression, worrying about the guy with the glasses. Everybody was having so much fun and he left. Poor blowfish.

Anyway I am doggedly determined to wag my way out of this feline fiasco...keep watching. Woof.

Gigolo

You can chase my tail on Twitter @giggythepom.

Woofee xx