Lisa Vanderpump

Lisa VanderPump ponders the perils of doing her best "Millionaire Matchmaker" impression.

on Dec 2, 2010

Hello to you all. Glad to be back, and I hope you all had a happy Thanksgiving, now onto the pressing matter of this week's episode...

When I first saw the girls going to that facialist, I thought they were auditioning for Silence of the Lambs! What was that? Then when she plugged Kim into the mains, I thought what is this electric shock treatment?!

What we do for beauty!

After the fiasco of the last two weeks, our trip and all the drama that entailed, this week was a welcome reprieve, we were back home and returning to a sense of normalcy.

In the limo on the way back from New York we made a pact to endeavor to find Kim the perfect man...if such a thing exists, anyway I volunteered to produce the first specimen. Martin, a very close friend of Ken's for twenty years, seemed the likely candidate, I explained the situation to him and he seemed quite excited about the prospect of meeting Kim, and the dinner Mohammed was having for me that week, to thank me for some design work I'd helped him with, seemed like the perfect opportunity.

I knew there would be some nervousness accompanying the situation, on both sides really. It must be difficult walking into this arena...the world watching...but no pressure!