Cast Blog: #RHOBH

Matchmaker, Matchmaker

Kim: Kyle Should Be Worried, Not Embarrassed

Brandi: Kyle Wants to Help When There's an Audience

Kyle: This Was Brandi's Master Plan

Lisa R.: It Felt Just As Awkward As It Looked

Lisa V.: Kim's Demeanor Was Questionable

Eileen: Brandi Loves to Stir the Pot

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: Disgust and a Push

Yolanda: I Would Like to Apologize

Brandi: I Won't Make Excuses

Kim: I Wanted to Hold Kyle

Lisa V.: I Want Max to Be Ambitious

Lisa R.: Lots of Transition Happening

Kyle: We Are an Emotional Bunch

Eileen: Being a Stepmom Is Challenging

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: Surprise and an F-Bomb

Lisa V.: A Naughty Child Shouldn't Be Rewarded

Kyle: Brandi Was Rude and Offensive

Eileen: It Felt Like an Attack

Lisa R.: It Was Shocking and Unprovoked

Kim: Brandi Is Brandi

7 Faces We All Made During This Week's #RHOBH

Brandi: Lisa V. Was Making Me Uncomfortable

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: Shock and Tears

4 Questions We All Asked During #RHOBH

Lisa R.: Portia Is My Spirit Animal

Eileen: Brandi Showed Us How Not to Make Amends

Yolanda: I Took One for the Team

Lisa V.: Yes, Love Is a Big Word

Kyle: Moments Like These Are Frustrating

Lisa V.: I Won't Erase the Past

Brandi: I Don't Enjoy Anger or Grudges

Eileen: I Could Feel the Tension at Kyle's

Lisa R Reflects on That Bittersweet Episode

Yolanda: These Are Teaching Moments

Kim: My Heart Felt So Big

Kyle: Kim and Monty's Relationship Is Unique

Lisa V.: I Needed an Uncomplicated Friendship

Brandi: Kim Is a Survivor

Eileen: Brooke Was a Gorgeous Bride

Lisa R.: I Couldn't Be More in My Element

Matchmaker, Matchmaker

Lisa VanderPump ponders the perils of doing her best "Millionaire Matchmaker" impression.

Hello to you all. Glad to be back, and I hope you all had a happy Thanksgiving, now onto the pressing matter of this week's episode...

When I first saw the girls going to that facialist, I thought they were auditioning for Silence of the Lambs! What was that? Then when she plugged Kim into the mains, I thought what is this electric shock treatment?!

What we do for beauty!

After the fiasco of the last two weeks, our trip and all the drama that entailed, this week was a welcome reprieve, we were back home and returning to a sense of normalcy.

In the limo on the way back from New York we made a pact to endeavor to find Kim the perfect man...if such a thing exists, anyway I volunteered to produce the first specimen. Martin, a very close friend of Ken's for twenty years, seemed the likely candidate, I explained the situation to him and he seemed quite excited about the prospect of meeting Kim, and the dinner Mohammed was having for me that week, to thank me for some design work I'd helped him with, seemed like the perfect opportunity.

I knew there would be some nervousness accompanying the situation, on both sides really. It must be difficult walking into this arena...the world watching...but no pressure!

But I also knew if there was a man that could diffuse those feelings, it was Martin, a kind and amusing friend that would treat her well. But who knows? I don't know Kim very well, really just as Kyle's sister, but I see this vulnerability. And I definitely felt sorry for her when she explained how lonely she felt in Vegas as we all went to our rooms and she was alone, so I thought this was an excellent idea for us all to rack our brains, and find her a perfect match.

I think the instigator is always at risk in these situations, as blind dates have a habit of going horribly wrong! I knew the dinner would be an exquisite affair, a surreal evening to be enjoyed by all. Mohammed's house is a sumptuous setting, and he is such a dear friend, so it would definitely be a gorgeous evening with a relaxed friendly atmosphere. But when it comes to matchmaking I walk with trepidation...

However I was pleasantly surprised that things seemed to be going remarkably well, they seemed to be enjoying each others company, but I couldn't understand where she kept disappearing to! Only time will tell how this panned out!

Camille was invited, and for obvious reasons declined the invitation and did not come. But after the feelings that were running so high the week before, I think it was better for all concerned. I truly found the weekend in New York very depressing and confusing as to who said what, but all does become clear in later episodes. Sometimes, as I explained to Adrienne it's just like oil and water: the two of them just don't mix!

Oh well we are, as of right now in a pretty good place but unfortunately...this doesn't last long. This intricate journey we are on has many twists and turns!

I will see you next week, thank you for your comments. I love reading all of your opinions, and after many of you asking on Twitter I will post my roast potato recipe on my website...lisavanderpump.com.

Till next time...Lisa. 

Brandi: Kyle Wants to Help When There's an Audience

Brandi explains why she was trying to get Kim out of Eileen's house.

Newsflash: I'M NOT SOBER, and fantasies are just that--fantasies. I've just about HAD IT with these judgmental women that pretend to be perfect and think they do no wrong. Spa day was fine other than the uncomfortable wine tasting, but I tried to tell some jokes to loosen the mood.


Poker night...Kyle called me and asked me to bring champagne in the car for the ride over to poker night at Eileen's, and we shared one bottle. I generally drink wine, not champagne, and was feeling good. As all of my friends have pointed out to me, it's the third glass that usually takes me to the dark side. Kyle had as much to drink as I did, but it didn't seem to affect her. I guess she must have a really HIGH tolerence. Eileen's house is beautiful on the outside--and it may be a dick thing to say--but creepy on the inside in my opinion. I switched over to white wine, and while there were a few appetizers (one made with kids' frozen mini pancakes and oddly colored salmon), there really wasn't much to eat, and it was dinner time after all.

We sit to learn poker. I'm drunk and hungry, and all these smart women act like it's rocket science. It was ridiculous. Sitting next to Kim, even in my intoxicated state, I see that she isn't herself. I tried to pretend like all was fine but knew that I needed to get her out of there. Kim had been sick for weeks coughing really violently whenever I was around her, and I asked her to go to the doctor, but she said it was just bronchitis. Everyone is noticing Kim isn't herself, and Kyle and Kim go off to the restroom. As Kim came out, she wanted Kyle to leave her alone and to leave. I went over to try and help Kim get the heck out of there. Kim wanted to say goodbye before leaving for some reason, so we went in the kitchen, and I grabbed a slice of pizza, because I was starving. I try to get Kim out of Eileen's house, because it's clear to me that Kyle wants to have this bad situation play out in front of the other ladies. I don't want that to happen, so I try to get Kim to leave. 

If Kyle was so worried and embarrassed about Kim's behavior, then why wouldn't she just let me get Kim home and out of this embarrassing situation? 

Brandi Glanville

Kyle only wants to "help" Kim when Kyle has an audience. In that moment of time, Kim was not in the right state of mind or condition to have any kind of conversation or altercation, yet Kyle persisted, even going as far as getting physical and grabbing me twice, as well as breaking my skin open to keep me from removing Kim from this bad situation. So ask yourself this question: If Kyle was so worried and embarrassed about Kim's behavior, then why wouldn't she just let me get Kim home and out of this embarrassing situation? Even in my intoxicated state, I knew that was the only solution. Kyle, while planes and yachts are nice, if family is everything, how could you treat your sister Kim the way you do?  

Until next time.

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