Adrienne Maloof

Adrienne writes in from her post-Trick-or-Treating haze to tell us the 10 things she learned from this episode.

on Nov 1, 20110

Ten Really Quick Observations From a Beverly Hills Housewife Whose Three Boys Are Showing Off Their Post-Halloween Candy High At This Very Moment. . .

1. Yes, I used moisturizing hand soap on the chicken. Even if Lisa didn't appreciate it, I'm sure the chicken did. At least my chicken won't be dry. . .

2. While Estella looks even more beautiful now post-surgery, seeing her bandaged up post-op probably wasn't the best thing to watch on Halloween night. There were a few kids at my Halloween party last night with hockey masks on, and I can't say they looked any different.

3. I wonder if Estella would have to leave the room if she saw Kyle with that microdermabrasion facial mask on from last season?

4. I'm a mother, so while camels might be very "Arabian Nights" at a party, the song "Sally The Camel" kept playing through my head. Come on, I know you moms out there were thinking the same thing.

141 comments
Julie Francke
Julie Francke

Love Love Love your shoes. Adriene you are my favorite housewife besides Bethany. Love your spirit. I would wonder if you could do me a huge favor, I have had three surguries in the last three months. In 2000 I had a full mastectomy and I am so greatful for being a survivor. I know you have a huge heart, could you possibly make a pair of saddle shoes, pink and white with the ribbion. I have it tattoed on my wrist. I know it would be a huge seller.

All my love and my husbands, wish we could meet my husband and Paul would get along great. You are the best person.

Julie Francke

Dorothy KennedyViewer
Dorothy KennedyViewer

You apparently introduced Brandi to the group and then threw her to the wolves!

JLC1963
JLC1963

Love watching you and Lisa. Watching you two (and Paul) is the only time during the show that I don't have a knot in the pit of my stomach wondering what ghastly thing will be said or done! I have to be honest and say there are times that some of the ladies can get so venomous that I have to either change the channel or go take a Xanax!

I HOPE YOU AND LISA STAY CLASSY!

Ruth
Ruth

Adirianne,

I have to say that both you and your husband are the most down to earth people (Housewives) of all of the shows. Most people just want to throw their money in everyones face and you and your husband seem to be very generous and caring not only to your friends but also to your fans and anyone that you come across with. It is so nice to see how you conduct yourself on the show because you never start trouble and you always try and keep the peace. I wish you all the best.

carmella storino
carmella storino

love you and your husband/ you are fabulous, keep it up. you and lisa are the only two i liked from both seasons. the others have gotten really rude and hard to watch. like brandi and think the others should have been more respectful purely for the fact that you brought her in. not very nice people.

Viewer 79251
Viewer 79251

Your friend Brandy is mean and you and your husband need to apologize to Kim. You two also insulted her.

nen
nen

HI Andrienne!

nen
nen

HI Paul!

Corean
Corean

Your my fav of the RHOBH!!!! Keep it Real, and drama free

Jamie mccaffery-denny
Jamie mccaffery-denny

It is so much fun watching you on RHWBH. I love telling people that you grew up with us and traveled to tennis tournament way back when....in Alb. Do you ever still play?

An Avid Fan...
An Avid Fan...

Hi Adrienne,

The Housewives of B.H. are my favorites! (Not to fond of the other "Housewives" shows). I never miss an episode. I'm especially fond of you and Paul...you have a very cute relationship that's very honest and it shows. You're a very kind woman. Keep up the good work...all the best to you and yours!

jacquelines
jacquelines

I did that watch that episode and i was actually laughing but i was like whatever paul and mauricio are men so what do you expect 4rm then or ami wrong? I would have put soap on the chicken to lol hey you got to do what you got to do whether lisa likes or not you won that night lol! I was reading your blog and i really liked it alot and i am being totally honest and true 4 real! Keep being you and yourself! take care! god bless and luv ya!

LIZ918
LIZ918

Hello.... I am a little baffled as to why you let your chef insult your friends???? I think he has overstepped his place and I would not hesitate to have a private word with him. HIs job, I presume, is to cater for you and your events... not publicly sneer at your neighbours and guests???????????????

If you are a "business woman" this shouldn't be any problem... you need not do it in front of the camera's but, take note... this is not something that should be encouraged because one day, quite possibly, your family will be on the end of his jibes!

deonmc
deonmc

As I am sitting in bed in pain I decided to read blogs to take my mind off the ache. I laughed out loud ,thank you. I now believe laughter is a great medicine. You and Paul provide the relief we are looking for in T.V. From your opening,...if you are willing to work for it, to your down to earth attitude. Thanks for the laughs.

Petrajih
Petrajih

Adrienne, I need to admit that you are my favorite HWBH :-) you know what is reality and not messing around. Doesn't matter how much money you have you are still the same person. You are not drama queen:-)))))))))))))))) Keep going girl!

cgroh
cgroh

Just wanted to let you know that you are my favorite in the show. You are a classy women who really knows how to handle everyday situations without using fowl langauge. Your husband is too funny and maybe he should have his own blog, thanks for keeping it real

Glori
Glori

i just love You and Paul, it seems like you too can get along with anyone. take care

Seeclearly
Seeclearly

Your cook is scary! I would rather eat your soapy chicken that a dish of revenge that guy might serve up! He's got some deep anger going on.

You are my favorite! Love your quick wit, especially matched with Paul's slow goofiness.

ibrake4bravo
ibrake4bravo

Adrienne, You seem to be a quite nice and friendly person. My only comment is in regard to your chef. His constant remarks about Lisa are extremely rude and only portray him as very insecure in his culinary abilities. To be a chef, one would think manners to be a prerequisite. Apparently this was not the case where he received his credentials. If Lisa offended him, he should bring it to Lisa's attention in a civil and polite manner. After receiving the okay from you, his employer, to do so. I'm sure it could have been resolved to everyone's satisfaction. I must admit that I am surprised that you, as Lisa's friend, not only allow him to speak of her this way in front of you, but others as well.

Nita
Nita

On tonights show (11-7-11) while you were in the office with Paul and Kim you were wearing a turquoise blouse that looked absolutely stunning on you. It was casual but the coloring was so good and the cut made you look so skinny. Great choice.

lisaNYC
lisaNYC

Adrienne, You are supposed to be Brandi's friend and you brought her onto the show. As peacekeeper, why are you not asking Kim and Kyle to apologize as well? Please stop revictimizing Brandi by asking Brandi only to apologize. Thank you.

Ms. B
Ms. B

You go girl !!! Love your style !!! Your my favorite because from what I see your a real person not fake like some of them on the show. ( Kyle, Camille and Lisa)

You and Paul are so cute.

KyleRoberts
KyleRoberts

Gurl I love you! You look great, love the hair and amazing outfits! I also love how classy you are and how your always so looking at everyting postivly. Anyways just wated to let you know!!!

kascarpati
kascarpati

I love you and Paul!!!! your blog is so funny! Not everyone is a chef so what! I think it was very nice that you were open to trying... and if someone said to me clean the chicken I would have thought the same thing. Plus I am sure it just made it more sanitary :)

Nurse 61
Nurse 61

I have to say that I find you the most "normal" of the group. You make me laugh with your dry sense of humor and your reality on life. I'm a chemotherapy nurse and life is so short...keep reality as best you can and enjoy life.

keeem
keeem

Great blog. I love watching you on the show! You are so fun to watch. Keep blogging, you are funny, classy, and charming! I love how down to earth you are despite your vast wealth.

smith42
smith42

just watched the "SPA" episode and I all I have to say is that Brandi Glanville needs to grow up! First I agree with Kyle and correct your child when they do something wrong and second she was way out of line on her comments! THEN in the apology KYLE rocked and and did excellent on apologizing but making her point and whining butt Brandi just couldn't understand and had to think everyone is against her -boohoo! If you hate everyone that bad and feel that uncomfortable then quit showing up where the girls are and trying to be a "star"! I really cant stand people that feel sorry for themselves when the problem is there fault to begin with!

northport
northport

As I recover from back surgery, I've been marooned in front of a TV. I've never watched a reality show, save for cooking shows, in my life, and now I'm actually writing on a blog. My friends would die. I'm never telling them.

I will however, admit to them, seeing one person who appeared to consistently act with grace and assurance, as well as good breeding, Too bad some of the other cast members lack your sensibility.

delta dawn
delta dawn

Adrienne, There is a special soap to scrub fruits and veggies, I think it would be a good idea to have a soap for chicken. Its not that far fetched.

1Viewer
1Viewer

I absolutely love Adrienne and Paul!! Adrienne is now my most favorite housewife. Kyle used to be one of my favorites but after the game night incident, I don't seem to have too much respect for her. I think she should have encouraged her sister to be a good sport and and make Brandi feel welcome instead of laughing at her juvenile comments. Kim was very immature when she hid Brandi's crutches and Dana appears to be a braggart and desperate.

I'll have to agree with Candyce...Adrienne is always so positive and never in the drama. Her husband is absolutely adorable and they are a wonderful couple to watch!

Paula
Paula

Hi Adrienne... Just dropped by to tell you it's clear you are a good mom, a great partner with Paul and you shine on this show. Your "shin digs" are gorgeous and fun to watch. I enjoy watching you and Lisa. You both are STRONG woman and have charm and wit. Can you both please team up as the wiser women, who have had to handle challenges in life, and teach Kyle some manners. I see why you made Brandi appologize because you know Kyle would just keep the DRAMA going. Kyle is starting to '"stink"" things up. I think highly of you and someone needs to check Kyle. If all of you got together and stood up to her insecurites she might wake up and smell the coffee. She seems to run to you and Lisa and plead her case after she has made a mess. Good luck with the basketball team. I know it seems stressful to move them, but EVERYTHING will be great! Good luck and thanks for taking my advice into consideration... :)

Jenn28
Jenn28

LOVE YOU! You are the sweetest & most down to earth of the housewives! You truely make the show worth watching! You are Beautiful (love it when you wear your hair straight)! Stay Sweet!

Gayleen
Gayleen

No comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Danska
Danska

Adrienne, eventhough this is your blog, I sincerely hope Andy reads it so he can get the hint that most of us are tired and sick of the drama. The real housewives shows have gradually became some sort of Jerry Springer show, and we don't like it.

We really enjoy when we see you guys getting along and doing fun stuff. Most of us can't afford the lifestyle you have, so it is entertaining to see you guys going shopping without worrying too much about the price, having lunch, dinner and coffee in fancy restaurants, etc.

We especially like people like you, who have a lot of money and down to earth. It is not that common to see money and compassion in perfect harmony, so you are a delight to watch. Paul comment about the mattress was in my opinion the best scene of the party. Camille and the camel having a Hallmark moment was a close second.

Thanks, Adrianne for sharing a little of your life with us. A pleasure to watch you and your husband.

Viewer in Temecula
Viewer in Temecula

I don't think you were interested in cooking but more at having your cook attmept to make LIsa uncomfortable. She doesn't need you for a friend.

I don't understnad your realationship with your husband. My husband and I are playful, and koke around, but you go for the juggler.

monica
monica

I think you are terrific. I am particularly impressed that you do not jump on the bully band wagon, or immediately adopt the opinion of "friends". I also admire Paul and your ability maintaining a sense of dignity, while keeping it real and some what foolish. Well, in Paul's case often foolish. It proves that you don't have to go low to entertain America.

Layla00
Layla00

LOL great blog! I love Paul, sorry but from here on in he will forever be known as Dr. Love, now someone have the gall to tell Gene Simmons.

Shinesbrite
Shinesbrite

THANKS for keeping it tasteful and intelligent. It's a pleasure to watch you!!!!

Steph.
Steph.

Adrienne, You are total class! The other ladies could take a lesson from you.

Jessica
Jessica

I couldn't help but laugh at the chicken part. You need to do something different with your hair, at every event it's the same curls! Keep being beautiful xoxo

So cool
So cool

Albuquerque all the way!! You are so cool!

klbruno
klbruno

I want to see a picture of your dogs' Halloween costumes!

BabyMamaBecky
BabyMamaBecky

Adrienne - You are so beautiful...but the picture on the bravotv site doesn't do you justice. My advice to you - don't cook - EVER :)

Kat
Kat

From the on-start of RHWBH, I really liked you and your husband...Now, I absolutely adore the both of you! You are an amazing person, and I certainly hope the other ladies realize what a gem of a person you really seem to be. As for Kim and Kyle, not so much. They should take serious notes from you on how to be genuinely positive, kind, and above all else, keep it real; even with all the boatloads of $$$. I would be honored to call you my friend! Adri, you and Paul keep on rocking it!

Fabulouswon
Fabulouswon

Hi Adrienne: You are my favorite housewife because you seem to be the nicest. However, I think you were very wrong to think that Brandi owed the two bullies an apology. Kim & Kyle have been horrible to Brandi, yet she should apologize? Also, can't you be nicer to that teddybear husband of yours? He is terrific.

Gabryelle
Gabryelle

I adore your relationship with your husband. hahaha!! Reminds me of me and my husband so much. You joke around, you are not too serious, you push him around, he tries to push you around... hahaha...You two have a great realtionship and I look forward to you coming on the show to see what's new with you. Keep it up and keep all the other girls level headed!! You rock!!

Viewernancyblue
Viewernancyblue

I love reading your blog each week. You and Paul seem to have a fun, playful relationship. I would love to have you as friends. You seem to put everyone at ease with your grace, style and wit.