Cast Blog: #RHOBH

Adrienne's Observations

Brandi: Lisa R. Should Be Disappointed in Herself

Kim: Don't Mistake My Sadness for Weakness

Kyle: I Have Never Had Anyone Put a Hand on Me

Lisa V.: I Tried to Warn Kyle

Eileen: Brandi Attacks, Then Deflects

Lisa R.: Kyle Didn't Create This Drama

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: More Fighting and a Peeping Tom

Kim: Kyle Should Be Worried, Not Embarrassed

Brandi: Kyle Wants to Help When There's an Audience

Kyle: This Was Brandi's Master Plan

Lisa R.: It Felt Just As Awkward As It Looked

Lisa V.: Kim's Demeanor Was Questionable

Eileen: Brandi Loves to Stir the Pot

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: Disgust and a Push

Yolanda: I Would Like to Apologize

Brandi: I Won't Make Excuses

Kim: I Wanted to Hold Kyle

Lisa V.: I Want Max to Be Ambitious

Eileen: Being a Stepmom Is Challenging

Lisa R.: Lots of Transition Happening

Kyle: We Are an Emotional Bunch

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: Surprise and an F-Bomb

Lisa V.: A Naughty Child Shouldn't Be Rewarded

Kyle: Brandi Was Rude and Offensive

Eileen: It Felt Like an Attack

Lisa R.: It Was Shocking and Unprovoked

Kim: Brandi Is Brandi

7 Faces We All Made During This Week's #RHOBH

Brandi: Lisa V. Was Making Me Uncomfortable

#RHOBH Spoiler Alert: Shock and Tears

4 Questions We All Asked During #RHOBH

Lisa R.: Portia Is My Spirit Animal

Eileen: Brandi Showed Us How Not to Make Amends

Yolanda: I Took One for the Team

Lisa V.: Yes, Love Is a Big Word

Kyle: Moments Like These Are Frustrating

Lisa V.: I Won't Erase the Past

Brandi: I Don't Enjoy Anger or Grudges

Eileen: I Could Feel the Tension at Kyle's

Lisa R Reflects on That Bittersweet Episode

Adrienne's Observations

Adrienne writes in from her post-Trick-or-Treating haze to tell us the 10 things she learned from this episode.

Ten Really Quick Observations From a Beverly Hills Housewife Whose Three Boys Are Showing Off Their Post-Halloween Candy High At This Very Moment. . .

1. Yes, I used moisturizing hand soap on the chicken. Even if Lisa didn't appreciate it, I'm sure the chicken did. At least my chicken won't be dry. . .

2. While Estella looks even more beautiful now post-surgery, seeing her bandaged up post-op probably wasn't the best thing to watch on Halloween night. There were a few kids at my Halloween party last night with hockey masks on, and I can't say they looked any different.

3. I wonder if Estella would have to leave the room if she saw Kyle with that microdermabrasion facial mask on from last season?

4. I'm a mother, so while camels might be very "Arabian Nights" at a party, the song "Sally The Camel" kept playing through my head. Come on, I know you moms out there were thinking the same thing.

5. Leave it to Paul to complain about the mattress in a room made for seduction. Apparently Tempur-Pedic does more for Paul than Victoria's Secret. He probably thinks cutting off the mattress tags is dangerous and sexy too.

6. Paul, even if you do manage to set up someone with your operating room matchmaking skills, I will never refer to you as the Love Doctor. Ever. Keep dreaming honey.

7. Love the way Paul can call Mark Wahlberg during surgery, but for whatever reason when I am trying to reach him it's "don't bother me while I'm in surgery!" Totally busted, Paul. Next time he tries to get a hold of me during a board meeting, he's gonna be S.O.L.

8. At this moment, Paul wishes he had a blog because he wants to refute all of this. These are the moments when I'm really glad he isn't officially the seventh Housewife and he doesn't have a blog. I finally get to say things and he doesn't get to talk back! Maybe all women should blog, we'll finally be able to get the last word in. . .

9. I'm not showing my boys any pictures of the tent Mohammed created in his house for Pandora's party. I don't want them to get any ideas that their forts need to look like that. It's bad enough I'm always missing all of our bedsheets. . .

10. Congrats to Pandora -- I wish her and Jason all the best!

Xoxo, Adrienne

P.S. Jackpot and Visco went as Paul and I for Halloween last night. Jackpot wore hair tinsel and a gold wig, while Visco wore scrubs and had a pooper scooper dangling from his neck. They bickered over who would get the most treats, whose costume looked better, and who was making the bigger mess. I think for the first time Visco was the one who whined more for attention. Go figure.