You are SO funny. I loved the scene with the dogs and I have one suggestion for Jackpot's house-training. A nice cozy crate! That will speed up your house-training and eventually, Jackpot will think of it as his private den and Paul can walk into his closet and not worry about little surprises. You and Paul make the show so much more enjoyable without all that nasty drama. Bravo should give you your own show. It would be hysterical.