Brandi Glanville

Brandi denies flirting with the boat captain and gives her thoughts on Kim's late arrival.

on Jan 9, 20120

Hawaii! I have always said that life is way too short not to have fun. So when Kim and Ken finally arrived I chose to stay as far away from her as possible and just enjoy myself.

However, when Kim spoke about Taylor at dinner, I do think she had some wisdom about the situation. I did have a good laugh about Adrienne and Paul's sex life. To be clear, I have no desire to know the ins and outs of their personal life. It was just funny. Lisa and I share a similar sense of humor. Both of our minds are in the gutter! Haha.

Lisa untying my bathing suit was all in good fun. I am just glad it stayed on. What you didn't see (thank goodness!) is that I got so sea sick on the boat and for the half of the trip, I was leaning off the back trying my hardest not to throw up in front of the camera.

Honestly, 99 percent of the time I'm just joking around. My mom always said I laugh harder at my own jokes than anyone else, she is right. And, again, to be clear, I was not flirting with the captain of the ship. I just happen to be friendly and in a bathing suit, so it came across that way. He was very cool though.

171 comments
Nursecarolyn
Nursecarolyn

Brandi girl, if they don't bring you back I will be sorely dissappointed! You are a hoot!

Nursecarolyn
Nursecarolyn

Ol' Eddie should be eating quite a plate of crow by now. You crack me up, and you don't stoop to cat fighting, I like it. You got a lot of class babe, no matter what anyone says.

Kassi1970
Kassi1970

Love you, love your honesty and sorry that you have had such a rough time with your former louse....no one watched his Playboy show....can't like him.....I remember when he married you, he said when he saw you coming down the aisle, he cried.

Well, he said the same thing about $$$$whats her name..........he better change the comment with the next wife, huh?

Be well, enjoy your children...you are a welcome newbie and hope you are on next Season. Keep that sense of humor, it is the only way we get thru this life, so smile and laugh. You and Camille are so funny together, tell her we love her too, okay?

Jimbo
Jimbo

I recognized your friend Jennifer from Celebrity Rehab, never knew that you guys were friends. It's most likely obvious to everyone by now that Kim is definitely on something. Not sure if it's just the prescription meds or something else too, but yeah you called it. Maybe not meth, but her behavior is typical of someone who is hiding a drug problem (or trying to hide it at least). I've really enjoyed you this season. You're hilarious to watch. Love your sense of humor,and of course the fact that you're beautiful doesn't hurt either.

chris fleming
chris fleming

please don't ever change brandi..and please don't leave the show ever......you keep it real & its so great to see you & lisa becoming friends, 2 people I never thought would ever like one another, but I don't think anyone could not like you.....your the most awesome'st person on the show.....you make me laugh & you make me smile.....god love ya....thank goodness for you on the show.....again your just awesome.....not stuck up & tells it as it is........

Nursecarolyn
Nursecarolyn

Brandi, Girl, you kill me! When you called Kim's creepy boyfriend a bull-mastiff, I just about died laughing! Love your sense of humor. If your'e cool with Lisa, you're cool with me.

Fabea
Fabea

Hi Brandi, you are a breath of fresh air, and Kyle will not be a good friend to you so keep her as an associate, and don't look at her husband too hard or she'll take a HISSY FIT! You will be included in the next seasons show. I hope BRAVO is brave enough to get rid of KIM. One sister is enough and she doesn't bring anything to the show. I am glad she is getting her life back together. Your the truth and I think many younger gals can relate to you.

vfmcc
vfmcc

Love you, love you Ms. Brandi. You are so entertaining and funny. I think you have a very healthy outlook on life and how to really enjoy it. You don't need to try to be apart of the group, they need to be in your group.

OC Deb
OC Deb

I've gone from not liking you to being on the fence and now I may just be starting to "get you".

LisaR
LisaR

Dieing to figure this out:) Did Brandi do a stint on the Rehab show with Doctor Drew?? I keep seeing her friend who was the safe house head gate keeper with her attending parties the dark hair lady and remember a episode where Brandi went to a party got drunk and was about or did have sex with someone, I'm I right or wrong??

luvbravogrl
luvbravogrl

I must say that I didn't care for miss Brandi but she has grown on me. I luv, luv, luv u!!! She is gorgeous and has a sense of humor, which is hard to find in today's glam world!! I hope to see more of you on this show and your unique sense of humor. Also sorry that you had to run into some familiar faces that you didn't wish to see on such an eventful night. You handled it well compared to the other crazy house wives out there. One more thing, you were right all along with Kyle!! She is off her rocker and needs to go to rehab or something.... You called it!! I thought it was out of line but her situation has gotten out of control and it's sad that it has unfolded on tv!! Much luv... xoxo

Bella perri
Bella perri

Its not you Brandi. Its Kim. By the way it seems she is always going to be a hot mess. If she was going to clean up her act, she should have done it after the mess she was on screen last season.

INviewer
INviewer

Brandi is hilarious, not pretentious and needs to be on the show next season!!!

Marianna May
Marianna May

HELLO BRAVO!!! Please please please keep Brandi on the show. Get rid of boring Dana. Thanks, Marianna and friends...

Elizabeth777
Elizabeth777

Brandi, I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU . Edie was a loser, cheater and no body. He didn't deserve you, and for that very reason nature took his nasty being out of your life. LOVE YOU millions!!!

taytayon
taytayon

Brandi I recognize your friend from the show with dr. drew she was on his show celebrity rehab and sober house.

hulali
hulali

You are absolutely fabulous! Funny, pretty, and good sense of things going on around you... I think its wonderful that you have found your place on this show and after each episode your name becomes more and more recognizable (and for a good reason). Good things are coming your way! Eddie who??

Alexandra1095
Alexandra1095

I hope they post my comment since they rarely do. Brandi, you complained at your party in Malibu that Kyle always wants to be the center of the attention (on which I agree), but you were doing the same thing in Hawaii with your teeny tiny bikinis and flirting with married man and the inappropriate things you say. You also say that Lisa, like you, always has her mind in the gutter. WRONG. Lisa is a lady and behaves like one.

Hotty Housewife
Hotty Housewife

You looked very hot in Hawaii. I noticed Mauricio peeking at you when he could get away with it. We took a shot whenever we noticed it. You guys look good together! Both like to have fun and laugh.

badMammerJammer
badMammerJammer

Brandi,

I like you because you have your own mind and you speak it and you don't let anybody "make" you feel bad. But please stay independent!!! On this last episode you "seem" to take Kyle's side in her issues with her sister. Kyle does that, she hangs her sister out to dry and then attacks people, as she did you on game night, when they state the obvious. Just be your usual fun-loving, beautiful self. Use the beautiful smile you used when Kim attacked you at the white party and you'll be fine.

RMartty
RMartty

Brandi, They have said you are a "breath of fresh air'" and that is the truth..but I think you got off on the wrong foot when you first went in there and let your son go to the bathroom on the grass...not very classy..take him to the bathroom yourself! Then you got into a p--ssing contest with the two sisters..and called one of them out about drugs...not a way to make friends in a new group. You have improved considerably since the beginning..and you get kudo's for asking Taylor to leave when she was causing all that problem..The only real improvement you could make now is to clean up your language..when you talk "gutter talk"..it just makes you look trashy and low-class..rise above it!

Flo1854
Flo1854

Brandi, No excuses about flirting, what's wrong with a little flirting, have fun. When you said Kim's boyfriend looks like a bull mastiff, I thought you were going to say he looks like a troll, because that is the very first thing I saw a "troll" he even talks like one or how a troll would talk, but anyway, have fun and be happy. :D

Dizzie
Dizzie

Brandi, you're single (well, was at the time of the trip, oops about Los Vegas), beautiful, smart woman who was on holiday - so there is nothing wrong with you flirting with a single man! You go girl! And I applaud your honesty at the Dinner for Hell # 3! As you now know, you called it about Kim's substance abuse. Just keep on having fun!

KrystalRoberts
KrystalRoberts

Hey Brandi , wanna tell u i think you are awsome and gorgeous *so jealous* and i had to say , i really dont get to see many new episodes , the last one i saw was the spa party at adriennes and i was mortified at how caddy some of the girls are to you , and how immature Kim is , i mean you appoligized an adult would think that is enough like Kyle at least she listened , though i dont know how things are now , i really hope things have changed , you do seem like a nice girl and weather they noticed or not THEY were the ones picking on you first , i couldnt imagine how you felt , i probably would have knocked those girly girls on their a** lol , anyways your fabulous ! dont let anyone change you darling xox much luv

MISK
MISK

Hey Brandi. When the season first started, I thought you were a total, excuse me, airhead. But as the season went on, I thought you were just full of humor and you like to have fun. You're also ditzy, in a good way, and though Kyle still doesn't like you (because she talks shit about you in front of the camera), we all do. You and Lisa are similar, and I'm glad you're fitting in and growing friends. I hope to see you more often throughout the rest of this season and next season! :)

SHEQUATE
SHEQUATE

Well I just want to encourage you Brandi. I still flash back on the game night episode. You need to understand that you are a beautiful woman so it is going to provoke jealousy and KIM an Kyle are totally jealous of you. You have got to be stronger! You have a sweet spirit and that is something they lack! They were acting like children, whispering and taunting (jealous and it is rotten to the bones) They know that you are more beautiful on the inside and the outside, so they teamed up like a pack of tray dogs to attack. Stand your ground and stut. I am shock that the others weren't supporting you the way the should have. My opinion of the two sisters is they are total trash! and jealous out of the minds. So you stand proud!

LilyBelle
LilyBelle

I really enjoyed the Hawaii episodes and gained a much better appreciation of you during both of them. You are kind and good hearted, I just think at first the potty mouth shocks most viewers and creates an image that you are different from what you really are. But it's clear now you have a heart of gold, just a little harsh with your language at times. I think you are wise to befriend Camille and Lisa, I get a confident vibe from both women and think they would be great friends to you. I'm glad you and Kyle patched things up enough to be civil and cordial, but I don't want to see a frienship between the two of you, I think you would likely get hurt in the end. Kyle is nice at times but always seems to be a tad insecure and your beauty probably brings that out more so in her. Kyle seems so protective of her husband in regards to other woman and I don't understand why. Kyle is a pretty woman, and Maurico her husband of many years, clearly adores her. Kyle should also understand that you would never go for a married man, especially after you endured such a public divorce with your ex cheating on you. I'm glad Lisa took your playfulness with Ken in the manner in which it was meant. It was delightful fun watching the 3 of you. I wish you and your children a Happy New Year and hope Bravo brings you back for Season 3.

Julie K.
Julie K.

going back a few episodes, @ the malibu party you had, the "ladies" made such a big deal of you not wearing a bra, yet @ bratty Kennedy's birthday her mommy dearest Taylor was bra-less and no one even mentioned it....things that make you go hmmmm

Lindsay
Lindsay

Hi Brandi, You need not make excuses about taking a Xanax before flying, many of us are fearful flyers! I'm proud of you for not saying anything when Kim and Kyle got into it at the dinner table, and it was kind of you to reassure Kyle that she was right about what she said. I think your a sincere person, and it's really refreshing!

Khamm
Khamm

You have put a breath of fresh air in the show, however you go overboard about the Kim thing. Even Paul found out the medications that Kim is on, watch the show for gosh sake. I would be a nutcase too, if Kyle was my sister-she is so ridicuously overbearing and a mean girl too.

RealityFann17
RealityFann17

It was obvious you were not flirting with the boat captain. I think the viewer's could see that you were fine. Lisa is ultra conservative with stuff like "talking to a buy in a bikini" would by default be flirting. You never even touched him or laughed or flipped your hair! HAHAHA! Youre really getting on Lisa's good side and I think that shows you are a genuine person.

White sox 1
White sox 1

Luv u Brandi!!!! You are such a breath of fresh air on this show and you and lisa together are GREAT!!!! I hope bravo listens to all of us and makes you more of the show and gets rid of kim,kyle,dana and taylor. They are getting to be too much and Dana is way too much. Kim needs help and Taylor is a wreck. So PLEASE STAY!!!! Glad Lisa sees you for who u r... A really cool,real woman!

SweetSavage
SweetSavage

Brandi, YOU ROCK! Honest, fun, free spirited! You called it correct that Kim obviously has an addiction problem. Meth, no. Alcohol & prescription drugs, yes! It's a shame honestly. Addicts never intened on becoming an addict. It just happens when they want to escape hurt of some type. I hope you remain on the show, you are a lively & beautiful woman who brings a new perspective in an otherwise too much drama (Taylor, Kim) enviroment. That gets old real quick! Dana, is an idiot. Stay away from that mess! Wishing you love, happiness & success!!

Brandi H.
Brandi H.

I like you, not only because we both share an awesome name, but also because your down to earth, honest, and refreshingly real!!! I've never been able to stand up for myself so it's nice seeing someone that does and doesn't let people bully them!

BuckeyeGal
BuckeyeGal

Hey Brandi, You turned around my perception of you after this trip. I can definitely see alot more of who you are and why you act the way you do. You're not too bad afterall! You've converted me!

Melinda K.
Melinda K.

It is obvious that you are a friendly person, however, you do cross boundaries in flirting with all the men, but you are single so if that floats your boat, so be it. Everybody is dissing your ex because he left you, but as we all know, there is much more to it than looks. You do have a vulgar mouth, which truly isn't becoming in a mother of two young children. I am sure some people enjoy your flirting, while others do not. You also talk of drugging yourself when you fly, I am sure that you speak out in Kim's case, because of personal experience, which again everyone is overlooking. So while many are enthralled with you, I am sure there is a whole lot more to Brandi than we have seen, and what we have already seen is a lot. You do believe in putting it all out there, both physically and verbally. Not always attractive.

RHOBH Fan
RHOBH Fan

Brandi,

Ididn't think I would like you. I'm not sure why, perhaps I am no better than Kyle and was just plain jealous. But I absolutely adore you. You are beautiful, smart, funny and sensitive. You have made RHOBH this season!! Your gorgeous bod just makes me want to work out harder. Keep on being you, you have added so much fun and life to this show.

Jeanne Nic
Jeanne Nic

It was no secret that Kim had a substance abuse issue, even to those who have never been exposed to someone who has. But you were the only one brave enough to say something and i never once thought it was a malicious attack, but because you have a good heart

Erika L
Erika L

Brandi I hope you're stilling reading comments by the time you get to mine. I just wanted to say that you have been one of the best parts of this season and if Bravo doesn't ask you to come back next year, they are nuts. Team Brandi!

danielle9
danielle9

brandi, i love your sense of humor. you make me laugh (literally out loud) when i watch you. i hope you're on the next season!

jax in nyc
jax in nyc

Brandi...you can hang with me and my friends any day. You are exactly like my group of best friends now and we all have your back here in NYC. Bring Kim and Kyle out with us and we'll give them a dose of their own medicine. Lots of love and support to you from MANHATTAN!

KatNC
KatNC

Yeah, Brandi!!!! Love you girl!

ActualRealHousewife
ActualRealHousewife

I wasn't a fan when you first came on but I think you are a very funny, fun loving, outspoken but honest person. You are a great addition to this cast.

Kudzuqueen
Kudzuqueen

Brandi, I wanted you to know that I started watching RHOBH because of you. I do not have twitter, but I have been reading your twitter feed (watch how I try to keep this positive) back to when you barely used it at all. Crazy right? Well, it was a few clicks away from a tabloid story I was reading... I have felt for you in so many situations and just really admire how well you perservere. I have seen you lose your crap a time or two (twitter...you handled it better than I would have), but you always manage to pull it back together and stay focused. It is very enduring how you share your human side, the great and the not so great. Also your humility, some people are just beautifly born with it. You just can't do anything but like you. When I found out you were going to be on the show, I was SO excited for you. Really, you would have thought you were my best friend. It has been absolutely hilarious to watch your humor and your telling expressions. Honestly, if there is any more gay bull mastiff laying around on the cutting room floor, I would love to see it! I had to rewind for that moment! (Side note, my girlfriend said he looked like the hamburgler...) Considering the situations on the show, I have to say I love the way you lay it all out there, and I endorse every retort as they were well deserved. Anyway...I am pulling for you for next year, you and Lisa keep me laughing. Warm regards!~S

bchie
bchie

Brandi, Loved watching you & Lisa these past few weeks, you most definitely deserve full time status next season...I, like a ton of others hope shana/taylor, $dana$ & kyle don't return next year...Saw a few pics of your ex & his wifey oh boy, what a sight for sore eyes...by the way what's wrong with hers? there never open all the way! Maybe she should call Dr. Paul...just sayin, anyhoo,That boy sure IS working hard for the money...he looks miserable at it too! I bet your glad your eyes are opened!! HA HA Love you..Hope your laughing as much as we are.

Schnuppy
Schnuppy

You're growing on me! I think you've added some fun to the show.

There's a reason Kim is so against you being near her...you're on to her and she knows it!

WindyCityWondering
WindyCityWondering

RHBH would have been a dark disaster this year - thank you for bring the hot and hilarious fun this franchise so desperately needed! Watching you form friendships with the major players, staying out of the danger zones (well almost but I blame Bravo for not giving you a heads up on that) and also having the courage to tell the truth and be supportive is sooooo refreshing!

Just me
Just me

You are a fun girl. Don't bow down to Kim. She has been getting on my nerves this past season.

RHWView
RHWView

You and Camille should have a spin-off show...you two are a great team!