Finally, a break! And what a gorgeous episode to sit back and enjoy.
I would like to say that I hope people now understand why Adrienne and I usually go OUT for dinner rather than having her cook.
A lot of fans have asked why I was not in last night's episode. Well, Lisa and I weren't friends at this point, so I wasnt expecting an invitation. But, wow, what a party! It was a gorgeous affair that Mohamed generously hosted for Pandora and her then-fiance (P.S. How gorgeous is Mohamed's girlfriend!). I think my favorite part may have been the mermaid flopping around by the pool (undoubtedly giving her hip bones a beating!). But watching her slide down the staircase left me wondering if she suffered from elevated mercury levels. What a kook!
Kyle was probably more relaxed and having fun but I base that on the fact you were not there. You continue to add drama to everything - even posting on an event that you were not at.
Brandi, you're right. Had you been there doing the splits and bouncing around until your boobs almost fell out of your dress, I'm sure Kyle would have much to say about that. She's a harsh judge of you, for sure.
Well I see now that Kim and Kyle are the mean girls of the show. Funny I use to like them last year. Keep your head up Brandi you have many fans. :)
Hi Brandi, last nights episode was not as much fun without you. I was hoping you would blog. Hope to see you much more on Monday. By the way, all the other girls competing for attention on the table would never have stood a chance against those gorgeous legs of yours. I'm rooting for you! I have never left a comment on here before. Your worth taking the time for.
Brandi you were missed in this episode! Please promise you are in the rest of the episodes! That party was crazzzyyy. Probably a good thing you missed it!
Well...sorry you were not invited to the party, but my goodness .... can you imagine if YOU had done the splits and "wallered" all over the table as Kyle did, what she would have said about you??? MY MY MY
Kyle wasn't more relaxed, if she was she wouldnt yet AGAIN try to be the center of attention. People were there to see the dancers not her.
You are such a breath of fresh air. So true about the splits. Kyle always has to be the center of attention. Probably a side affect of growing up around 2 sisters who were much more famous and wealthy than her. Umm people who are saying mind your business the blogs are mandatory for everyone(except kim) so of course shes gonna give her opinion on the episode
Missed you this week Brandi, you are such a breath of fresh air on the show, I like your sweet yet strong personality. Guess that Kyle can't call you classless or trash now after we all saw that table dance! Hope you're back soon.
Bravo please post!
You are fine as fine wine and Kyles knows it. It was good for you to tell her to bring it. Keep up the good work and forget out the haters. Kim you are silly to think that Kyle gives a damn about you. Stay Sweet and Classy.
OMG its so odd how you constantly bring up your being a "slut"! The only person who has called you a slut this season is YOU! I like you but you've got to stop putting yourself down-your habit of projecting the slut title on yourself is just as ridiculous as Dana's name dropping!! Get over it!
Brandi, I'm not a big "commenter" but I had to put in my two cents. What's with the women acting as if they've never heard of crystal meth? PLEASE!!! They acted as if those horrible words had never been aired on their tv sets. Unless you just crawled out from under a rock you know what the major street drugs are, not because you or your friends do these drugs but because anyone with half a brain knows what's ruining families and individuals all across our country. They've never used the word "c**k" either??? I have 4 little boys. I teach them good manners and etiquette. However, when my youngest was 4 he peed in my mother-in-laws back yard while swimming. Apparently I should've grounded him on the spot ascour led at home so loud that the neighbors could hear me repremanding him. You aren't alone. You are normal. Your kids are normal. The rest of these women need to chill out and grow up.
Missed you on this episode can't wait to see you again. Heck maybe they should give you your own show.
I think you are simply lovely. If you had attended the party, Kyle and co. would have made your time there miserable. I thought the mermaid looked insane, flopping around like that. However, it was her job for the evening.
That's exactly what I thought about "the splits" - if Brandi had done that, she would've been a skanky ho. Taylor's desperate attempt at pulling out 25 year old cheerleading moves was pitiful, too.
Keep your head up and don't let them bully you - they're just insecure and need an enemy to make themselves feel worthy.
Sweetheart, you weren't in this episode because technically you are just a friend of the Housewives. Or did I miss your title sequence?
Great blog, I too was worried about the mermaid's hip bones and sanity. A great observation on your part: What WOULD Kyle have done had that been you doing the splits on the table...hmm...
To the "mind your own business" commenters: The show is her business, she's part of the cast. Duh.
To kansasvic: Jason is Pandora's "then-fiance" because they were married and he's now her husband. Duh.
Brandi, You are such a beautiful person inside and out! You're real with your fans, you're humble, and you're honest. I for one, love and appreciate it... because I know you'll never change who you are, or act like you're better than anyone else. So stay true, girl! You're amazing! XXO
Yup, you are correct, if you got up on the table to dance, Kyle would have done her pearl clutching routine and gone into mean girl mode.
I agree with you 100%. If you were the one getting on the table to do the splits, etc...you would have been chastised by the other women. I thought it very inappropriate of Kyle to be doing so. In fact, Lisa looked uncomfortable while watching Kyle. Isn't it funny how selective they are on who and what to condemn?!?!
Brandi, How would you dare to try to minimize Lisa, saying she is ‘60”, when she is the most beautiful woman on the group. You are a pretty girl, but that woman is just PERFECT!
missed you this week looking forward to seeing you next week. mean girls kyle and kim are just green with envy so just continue to look good and smile.
Ok, now, don't start getting snarky. No need to borrow trouble. You weren't there, they did what they did. End of story.
I agree with other posters - stop with the "slut" about everything. It's unbecoming. Whether you are or not, it's not necessary to announce it.
You're still in the lead --- don't ruin it. Leave the nasty comments to us - we're very good at it.
I thought Lisa was a little disgusted with Kyle's behavior.
Bravo never posts my opinions, but here we go again. You completely nailed it! If you would have acted as Kyle did at that function, she would have called you every dirty name her book. She is obviously so jealous of you, she's gonna steal the limelight every chance she gets. She reminds me so much of Teresa Guidice. Everything's gotta be about her! Stay cool.
U r right - u should have been at the party......u would have made a great "kooky" mermaid! U and Brandi r going to ruin the show just like Kathy and Melissa ruined RHONJ!
You have become one of my new favorite housewives!!! you are not fake or high in front of the camera.. and even with one foot and two sisters you still did not back down!!! I respect REAL!!
Love, love, love you Brandi! You say what's on your mind and you don't care what others think... you are one of the strongest women I've seen! I admire you... can't wait to see more of you on RHOBH and getting to know you more!
I do like you Brandi, but Kyle is my girl and she is always willing to make up, she is no more mean than the rest of you all girls. And regardless of Kim's situation, i understand kyle standing up for her sister, that's what sisters do. Im sure if your willing to move on, so is Kyle. I really feel bad for you, on the account of your douchebag ex-husband, but im glad to see you go forward no matter what. Just remember, You have to treat people the way you wanna be treated and please stop throwing yourself a pity party,saying your a slut all the time is not a good look for you.....
Yeah Kyle probably would have something to say if that was you doing splits. I thought Kyle & Kim were nicer, but I guess I was wrong. They are probably jealous of you!!!!
Brandi, You are my new fav. Missed you this week. I think your comment was right on. If you had been trying to compete with the dancers at the party I think they would have something to say about it.
Like Dana, you weren't invited to Pandora's engagement party , however, instead of the sniping comments made by Dana (who thought she was being amusing), you instead gave compliments pretty much all around. I do agree that Kyle's behaviour was inappropriate at an engagement party and either she had too much to drink or she just HAS to be the center of attention; maybe a little of both. And yes, if it had been you doing the splits instead of her, she would have incinerated you for it.
Hi Brandi. I thought the mermaid would have looked better lounging on a chair with her tail flapping over the side of the chair for display. I was a little grossed out seeing her flapping around on the pool deck and talking. She shouldn't have talked period. It's a shame u didnt get invited.
Glad to see you have a sense of humor about the whole slug-pig thing, it gets to them more when you can say it oppose to when they do. You are definitely right about Kim. When they showed his boyfriend with his non-stop sniffing, I said - something is up with him. Makes me thirsty for a Coke.
Okay Brandi, you are the new girl. Unfortunately the new girl always gets picked on. Not saying that is right, but it just seems to be the reality. No one is picking on Dana because she is a butt kisser. I do think you pushed it a bit too far, but you did have to stand your ground so I understand. If you want to survive the show, my best advice to you is stand your ground, but try to be friendly and don't go out of your way to push Kyle & Kim's buttons. Remember, kill them with kindness, it gives them nothing to complain about and only makes them more anger. It is always the best payback. Good luck to you.
Brandi, I hope you continue to remain true to you and not get caught up in the drama. If you're not careful, you can be drug down to the sad level of some of these women. Kyle can go on and on and come up with excuse after excuse, but the tapes clearly show she didn't like you from the get go and behaves badly. She showed everyone her nasty side last year and again this year. Stand strong. Be kind. Walk away from the childish, ignorant behavior of those beneath you. You're a gem. Stay that way.