3. I have learned many lessons in my life from my mama and this is one: When people call you a name, if you just agree with them it can help identify the root of the problem more quickly. It's like, "Sure. What else you got?" So I agree with their unfounded name-calling and interestingly enough, they had nothing else to say to me. Hmmm. I guess it's their issue, not mine.
Because what's the harm in agreeing with them? If they are calling you names, it's not like their opinion should hold that much weight anyway. It's like, "Really? What else you got?"
4. No, I do not believe that Kim was on crystal meth, and for that I apologize. I am also not 100 percent sold it was merely anxiety medication. Didn't she tell Kyle she was inhaling air freshener? So maybe I was wrong: it wasn't crystal meth, it was Febreeze. Under extreme circumstances I have taken anti-anxiety medication, and it did not require me to make 10 to 15 bathroom trips in the matter of four hours. Just sayin'.
5. Taylor: don't worry about my self-esteem. I appreciate it, but I haven't felt this good about who I am in years.
6. I don't care who it is: when someone attacks me (after hiding my crutches, might I add) and hovers over me with a finger pointed in my face, I will not run off with a tail in between my legs. So I don't care who you are, if you attack me, I will stand up, balance on one Michael Kors wedge and push your finger out of my face. It's just that simple.