First. let's talk about Adrienne's cooking skills. I was thoroughly entertained watching Lisa and Adrienne cook chicken in Adrienne's kitchen. I really adore these women. I got a huge chuckle when Adrienne started washing the chicken with soap. That was a riot. I related to her speaking about salmonella poisoning as I've had food poisoning several times, and you definitely want to prepare food carefully so as not to get sick from it. I really, really enjoyed that scene. It's probably one of the most entertaining moments of the season so far. I'm sure, even though Adrienne states that she doesn't like to cook, she knows how to prepare a meal (of something) for her family.
As to the discussion of Brandi calling herself names, Brandi can be self-deprecating at times and doesn't hold back. Honestly when she's calling herself names, she's just doing it for the sake of the show. I don't believe Brandi really thinks of herself that way. If anything, she's just trying to be humorous and maybe a little sarcastic. I definitely doubt she believes any of it and would not say it if she did.
Adrienne's spa day was pretty spectacular. It was amazing she had all of these incredible gadgets and facial treatments and manicurists and estheticians. How wonderful to have all of that in your home. I was very, very impressed with the spa layout, the food, the equipment, massages, and everything that was available to us.