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Dishing It Out

Dana gets in on the reunion cattiness and wonders if Lisa and Adrienne will ever get along.

Before I blog about the reunion, which of course begs for some cattiness, let me begin with my claws out about Lisa's comment on Watch What Happens Live since I wasn't there to defend myself. First I'm absolutely convinced Lisa misheard the question and when Andy Cohen asked her (I'm paraphrasing) "Who needs a makeover the most of the group?" she heard "who has had the biggest makeover in the group?" That would, of course, be me with my weight loss. Yay! Or at least I keep telling myself that. LOL!

Since I know Lisa knows that if you dish it out you better be able take it, I must point out in retaliation that she wears the same dress cut in different colors all the time and her costume jewelry looks like it walked out of the royal collection. So maybe she should "plead the fifth" for her own sake next time! Meow.

Taylor was angry at Camille because she felt once her secret was out her life would be in danger, but at the same time she was desperate to have everyone know the truth. On some level I think, she wanted her situation to be out in the open to force her out of the marriage because she knew it couldn't continue. Camille just couldn't take the cycle anymore and snapped. I don't blame her, as it is a very taxing process weaning someone off of a toxic relationship.

I get why Adrienne was offended by Lisa's comments. One thing I have learned about Adrienne is her casino and her shoe line are not pet projects -- they are her blood, sweat, and tears. She is a business woman, so she doesn't take an attack or diss of any kind on her life blood lightly. Her business is sacred to her. I know Lisa cares a lot about Villa Blanca and Sur, but not to that extreme. This is why Adrienne would never comment on someone's business, because to her that's one of the worst offenses you can do. Wasn't it weird everybody thought Lisa was selling stories? I mean we don't get along (why would we, she's so coy with her opulent excess and I'm so in your face with mine), but I still feel like why would Lisa sell a story? I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt here, although she has been offensive to my girl Taylor in the past. She has never been dishonest to anyone that I am aware of, just a little b---hy with her back handed compliments. I think Adrienne meant her apology to Lisa. However Lisa may not forgive her. To Lisa, the greatest offense is not an attack on her business, but on her integrity, so now we have two women who have offended each other differently but in the worst way possible for each other.

Camille has become so humble this season. . .I hope it's not catchy! LOL.

What can I say? It's no secret Brandi grates on me. For somebody always calling it how she sees it, she certainly calls out some mean spirited things. Frankly I think she's full of it. She said she saw Russell and that he said Taylor knew about the email to Camille, but I know she didn't. She also said she kissed Camille, but apparently that didn't happen either, so hopefully her credibility will go up from here. I was actually there when Camille and Brandi were dirty dancing, but I was so drunk I don't remember much. I actually I think I also dirty danced with Brandi that night. WTF was I thinking? Oh yeah I wasn't!

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Brandi: I'm Always Here For You, Kim

Brandi focuses on the positive this week as this season's RHOBH comes to an end.

Hey Bravo Fans,

Today was a fabulous day--t was my baby Jake’s birthday. We got his favorite Oreo ice cream cake, and for our family celebration, it was perfection. I can’t believe he’s already eight. I had to hold back my tears when I realized I will never again use that number eight candle. #mommymoment

It has been a really exciting week for me. My Sonoma County chardonnay, Unfiltered Blonde, launched for pre-sales this week, and despite it being tax season, the first day alone was a huge success. Thank you! The website is up now at www.unfilteredblonde.com. The creation of the wine was an incredibly long and careful process, and I couldn’t be happier or more proud of my finished product. I’m sure you're all as excited as me that this week was the FINALE episode of BATSH-- crazy RHOBH reunion. 

I could talk about the she said, she said, she said… but let’s not and pretend we did. It’s been a long season, kind of centering on one night that really isn’t worth the attention it was given. I’m tired of it, it happened several months ago, I’m sure you’re tired of it. You know why? Because it’s old news and in the PAST! 

Eileen, your house is lovely. Sorry I said otherwise for the sake of a laugh. I really like Vincent, he is super cool, your little boy is adorable, you seem like a good stepmom, and I wish you and your family the very best.

Lisa R., I really loved you on my podcast. You made me laugh and rolled with punches. I really enjoyed our interview, and I enjoyed most of the season with you. I think that’s what I’m going to take away and forget about the rest. I think sometimes you make it harder on yourself with your Twitter feed, but I’m choosing not to engage. I really liked a side of you, and you seem to have a beautiful family.

Lisa V., I had a lot of fun with you and Ken. I will always have a special place in my heart for you guys. I wish Ken the best of health and a speedy recovery. 

Kyle, best wishes on you and your family’s endeavors. My sincerest wish is that you and Kim could be as close as you ever were in the near future.

You are a strong chica and I know your family is better for it. 

Brandi Glanville

Kim, love having you as a BFF. I’m always here for you, and I hope you are always here for me. You are a strong chica, and I know your family is better for it. You are hilarious, and I love our funny talks and text-offs. Laughter is the best medicine. I heart you.

Yo, my dear, dear Yo, I will see you soon. I love you, you are so strong and so brave! I know you are going to kick Lyme disease’s ass! Anything you need, just emoji me.

I want to thank all my supporters for always being there for me regarding all of my other endeavors, including my books, podcast, Celebrity Apprentice, app, my t-shirts, and finally my WINE and for allowing me to be me.

Ok guys, this is the big week. This is the Make*A*Wish Los Angeles Walk for Wishes Walkathon. Me and the boys pledged to try to raise $15,000--I have $12,625 so far. We need $2,375 by Friday at midnight, every dollar counts. Thank you!

I heart you all!

Xoxo

B

P.S.  Here’s my Make*A*Wish YouTube video that I made in my kitchen. youtu.be/DTKMTDs6-R4 

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